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scorepads.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/orlandonabckids-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlandonabckids-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/orlandonabckids-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mickey runs through the kids bridge tourment.</image:title><image:caption>He just never stops moving</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/orlandonabckids-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlandonabckids-8</image:title><image:caption>Can't live without a selfie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/orlandonabckids-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlandonabckids-6</image:title><image:caption>A high 4 would make any player's 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</image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_0529.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0529</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-26T02:09:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2019/01/23/some-good-news-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/img_0525.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0525</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-23T17:36:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/27/glamor-glitter-and-nudie-suits/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-11</image:title><image:caption>The rear bumper is extended out about a foot for the continental kit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-10</image:title><image:caption>This is a 1960 Pontiac Bonneville Nudie did up for Jerry West.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-91.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-9</image:title><image:caption>I have a pair of these, and The King made them famous</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-23T16:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/06/19/education-or-creativity-stifled/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rote</image:title><image:caption>These are beautiful kids, and so well behaved Sister John Mary would be ecstatic.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-19T14:19:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/08/04/downtown-la/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-10</image:title><image:caption>The perfect fashion for the dedicated dope smoker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-9</image:title><image:caption>I don't know who would wear this, or where, or why.  I wouldn't mind finding out, though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-8</image:title><image:caption>Bubble guns were popular.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-7</image:title><image:caption>I'd take this one home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-6</image:title><image:caption>Or any of these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-5</image:title><image:caption>Or these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-4</image:title><image:caption>Gail won't be wearing these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-3</image:title><image:caption>Grandaughter Chloe looking at very loud shoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/santee-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SANTEE-1</image:title><image:caption>The entrance to Santee Alley, the epicenter of cheap clothes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-18T14:26:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/09/19/a-gambling-day-at-the-races/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/racetrack-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racetrack-3</image:title><image:caption>Many tickets, a few winners.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/racetrack-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racetrack-2</image:title><image:caption>This is the way the serious horse players do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/racetrack-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>racetrack-1</image:title><image:caption>Brad and Kate.  We like them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-17T22:12:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/11/24/the-good-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pvthanks-25-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PVThanks-25-Edit</image:title><image:caption>The nice way to live</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-11T22:34:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/03/31/fear-the-beard-no-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/beard-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beard-5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-11T22:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/20/we-used-to-be-great/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bay_bridge_collapse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bay_Bridge_collapse</image:title><image:caption>The collapsed section of the Bay Bridge after the Loma Prieta quake</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-11T21:45:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/13/living-the-good-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-37</image:title><image:caption>These bushes are growing on a vacant lot, although they look to be perfectly manicured I think this is their natural condition.  The large on in the middle is at least 20 feet tall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-35</image:title><image:caption>This "wall" is a giant hedge, perfectly trimmed over many years into this shape.  Just the sort of maintenance I don't want to be doing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-30</image:title><image:caption>Can't get more macho and outdoorsy than this.  Photo by Gail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-17</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, nearly tame birds seem perfectly appropriate for Bolinas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-12</image:title><image:caption>Living out at the edge of nowhere has its price, literally.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-9</image:title><image:caption>I like the formal lines of this house.  I like the color.  I hate the bright red alarm bell mounted on the wall--inside a gated community, on the water side of the house, who do they think they are going to frighten off with that ugly bell?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-7</image:title><image:caption>Looking down the lagoon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/stinson-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stinson-1</image:title><image:caption>This magnificent barn is the beach house of somebody really, really rich. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-10T15:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/07/the-coolest-of-stores/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-37</image:title><image:caption>Can't expect a fashion designer not to have fashion, can you?&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-36</image:title><image:caption>The children's section against the rear wall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-35</image:title><image:caption>Whimsy.  Lots and lots of whimsy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-33</image:title><image:caption>Steve still has his fashion sense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-32</image:title><image:caption>This is not your common book store.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-31</image:title><image:caption>A small museum's worth of objets.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-30</image:title><image:caption>A big space filled with uniqueness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/zipper-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zipper-28</image:title><image:caption>Cool right from the front door.  At Cornerstone, in Sonoma, a very cool place all by itself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-07T15:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/11/11/coco500/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>Duck breast on polenta with peach mostardo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>Hangar steak with mashed potatoes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-05T14:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/18/another-way-to-decorate-a-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-15</image:title><image:caption>Guest Bath</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-14</image:title><image:caption>An oceanic theme</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-13</image:title><image:caption>The redoubtable Jimmy Snidle among his art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-12</image:title><image:caption>A tiny part of the garden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-11</image:title><image:caption>Every space is filled with beauty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-10</image:title><image:caption>Guest Bedroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-9</image:title><image:caption>Guest Bedroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-8</image:title><image:caption>Living Room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-7</image:title><image:caption>Living room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/toby-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toby-6</image:title><image:caption>Nobody needs this many copper pans--the mundane becomes art</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-04T14:11:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/02/another-turn-of-the-wheel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-11</image:title><image:caption>Mostly, I like the glasses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/newyearsparty-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-02T14:27:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/12/25/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-new-right-knee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_0501.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0501</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_0105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0105</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_0103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0103</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/img_0102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0102</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-26T05:05:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/07/street-shooting-the-motor-scooters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-19</image:title><image:caption>Just hanging with the guys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-18</image:title><image:caption>Just my favorite</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-17</image:title><image:caption>Dad and son in matching Darth Vader helmets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-16</image:title><image:caption>I liked the little fingers on the cowling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-15</image:title><image:caption>Sort of a matched set</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-14</image:title><image:caption>He looks grumpy at having to pedal.  It's a long way to being 15.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-13</image:title><image:caption>I guess they are delivering these, but it sure looks festive</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-11</image:title><image:caption>Grandmas drive the kids around, just like here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooters-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SCOOTERS-10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-17T23:13:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/12/16/filoli-at-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-37</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-33</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-30</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/filoli-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>filoli-29</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-16T22:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/08/the-exonerated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/exonerated_image-435wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>exonerated_image-435wide</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-15T12:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/19/autumn-lights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-45</image:title><image:caption>This was the VIP area.  I didn't get in</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-36</image:title><image:caption>The most beautiful part of the affair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-32</image:title><image:caption>Our friends David and Linda</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-29</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-26</image:title><image:caption>This has something to do with bees.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-24</image:title><image:caption>Big crowds, lots of lights</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/autumnlights-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>autumnlights-11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-15T12:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/10/20/office-min/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-13T22:30:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/11/07/how-to-relax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-17</image:title><image:caption>Get ready, Santa is coming to town.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-16</image:title><image:caption>Margaritas don't get any classier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-15</image:title><image:caption>Still life in garlic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-14</image:title><image:caption>Too pretty to walk by.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-13-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-13-2</image:title><image:caption>The boss vegetable lady--she stays up high with the money.  You deal with an employee at floor level.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-12-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-12-2</image:title><image:caption>Peppers like I've never seen before, both fresh and dried.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-11-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-11-2</image:title><image:caption>No photographer could resist this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-10-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-10-2</image:title><image:caption>Vegetable stand--across the aisle from the fruits, but a different owner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-9-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-9-2</image:title><image:caption>The fruit vender.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mexico-8-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEXICO-8-2</image:title><image:caption>Driscoll's berries--Just like I get at home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-12T15:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/27/what-to-do-on-vacation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy2013-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italy2013-54</image:title><image:caption>Amalfi at night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy2013-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italy2013-47</image:title><image:caption>Two servings of fish in "crazy water"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy2013-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italy2013-45</image:title><image:caption>Gail's raviolli.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy2013-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italy2013-44</image:title><image:caption>Timbale of tuna tartare "perfumed by the citrus of the sea"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy2013-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>italy2013-39</image:title><image:caption>The beautiful daughter on top of a hill overlooking the Mediterranean</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/catarina-e1369692501420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catarina</image:title><image:caption>What a calzone would look like in Heaven</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-12T15:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/12/08/were-number-12/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-16T01:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/07/26/miracles-of-modern-medicine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0549</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0548</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0547</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0545.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0545</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0543.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0543</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/img_0542.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0542</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-08T15:37:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/04/18/in-monets-garden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-27</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-23</image:title><image:caption>Endless rows of flowers receding into space</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-20</image:title><image:caption>We don't know what these are.  Wish we did.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/giverney-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Giverney-18</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-07T21:45:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/15/i-have-no-timing/</loc><lastmod>2018-12-07T07:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/29/oh-lord-stuck-in-big-d-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-58</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-57</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-56.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-56</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-55</image:title><image:caption>Notice that every train is on time.  The crowds are waiting to see what track their train is 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houses still stand as though the rain stopped yesterday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-12</image:title><image:caption>Cleaned up but not repaired.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-4</image:title><image:caption>Boarded windows and chain link fence</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lower9th-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lower9th-5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-19T19:12:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/11/29/orlando-part-uno/</loc><lastmod>2018-11-19T15:16:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/07/07/another-fabulous-garden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu14</image:title><image:caption>A crazy quilt Christina did.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu13</image:title><image:caption>These are watercolors Christina does when she isn't gardening.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu12-e1310100504420.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu12</image:title><image:caption>That duck was a purchase from the Bancroft Garden sculpture show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu11-e1310100454777.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu11</image:title><image:caption>These are poppies.  Stuart swears they don't harvest opium.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu10</image:title><image:caption>This really dark succulent is always stunning--and that's just on the front walk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu9</image:title><image:caption>This is a rare spiral aloe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu8-e1310100990538.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu8</image:title><image:caption>A piece by Oakland artist Mark Bullwinkle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu7</image:title><image:caption>Stuart painted the fence--they both are artists.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu6-e1310100680161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu6</image:title><image:caption>The Buddha is from Christina's mothers garden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stu5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stu5</image:title><image:caption>The duck sculpture was a purchase from the Bancroft Garden sculpture show.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-19T14:45:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/03/30/photoshop-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/psw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>psw</image:title><image:caption>Lighting suppliers provide lights and models, and photo geeks practice their 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forward.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/propplane-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>propplane-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-12T22:59:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/06/17/sculpture-in-the-garden-2018/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/2018sculptreshow-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2018sculptreshow-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/2018sculptreshow-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2018sculptreshow-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/2018sculptreshow-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2018sculptreshow-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/2018sculptreshow-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2018sculptreshow-14</image:title><image:caption>Garden 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Landis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/2018sculptreshow-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2018sculptreshow-3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-09T21:22:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/01/10/happy-new-year-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/img_0851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0851</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/img_0847.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0847</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/img_0846.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0846</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/img_0849.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0849</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-08T13:34:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/24/i-hope-this-trip-doesnt-kill-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/delta.jpg</image:loc><image:title>delta</image:title><image:caption>These 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wheels</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bmw-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bmw-19</image:title><image:caption>They widened the wheel base to create these orangemobiles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bmw-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bmw-18</image:title><image:caption>A mini Cooper camper.  The pop-up supposedly holds 4 people.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bmw-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bmw-17</image:title><image:caption>1939 BMW 328</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bmw-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bmw-16</image:title><image:caption>I'm in love.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bmw-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bmw-15</image:title><image:caption>1955 Isetta.  There is only one door--the front of the vehicle opens out, steering wheel and all.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bmw-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bmw-14</image:title><image:caption>How beautiful</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bmw-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bmw-13</image:title><image:caption>1998 Z1--notice the doors retracting into the body.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-06T16:41:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/28/learning-from-the-best/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kelby-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KELBY-2</image:title><image:caption>Even after the class ended everyone got a chance to talk to the teacher.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kelby-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KELBY-1</image:title><image:caption>The class takes a break, Scott doesn't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-02T15:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/10/31/out-with-the-old-in-with-the-new/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/apc_0349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0349</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/apc_0347.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0347</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/apc_0346.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0346</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/apc_0343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0343</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/apc_0341-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0341-Edit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-11-01T01:57:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/12/09/a-day-at-the-racetrack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-17</image:title><image:caption>Lovingly kept for 66 years, this creche carries the memories of a lifetime.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-16</image:title><image:caption>The Tiki Bar, a fine drinking establishment</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-14</image:title><image:caption>Shrimp, bay scallops, clams, mussels, calamari, snow crab, corn and potatoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/daytona-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daytona-12</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-31T18:58:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/19/1313-is-a-lucky-number/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-3</image:title><image:caption>Truffled Egg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/1313-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1313-8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-31T15:35:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/26/spontaneity-is-its-own-reward/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/oarsman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oarsman</image:title><image:caption>An oarsman on the Bosphorus.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/zorn1new.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zorn1new</image:title><image:caption>A self portrait on the left</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-9</image:title><image:caption>Hope I look this good in 34 years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dixie-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dixie-2</image:title><image:caption>The courtyard of the Palace of the Legion of Honor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-30T06:40:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/05/25/your-government-at-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cpap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cpap</image:title><image:caption>It looks funny, but it's quiet and I sleep better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-25T13:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/17/just-like-college-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-10</image:title><image:caption>Margaret and her grand-niece.  It isn't supposed to rain at outdoor weddings in southern California.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-9</image:title><image:caption>Margaret, Gail, Ernie and Flora at lunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-8</image:title><image:caption>Prime Rib</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-7</image:title><image:caption>Eggs Benedict.  They were perfectly cooked, the yolks still soft.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-6</image:title><image:caption>Gotta have your veggies and spuds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-5</image:title><image:caption>Lox for the bagels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-4</image:title><image:caption>Huge fruit platter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/notchateau-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notchateau-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-24T16:59:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/04/24/moments-from-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/brittneewedding-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brittneewedding-6</image:title><image:caption>Lemon frosting, lemon cake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/brittneewedding-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brittneewedding-5</image:title><image:caption>The chocolate always goes first</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/brittneewedding-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brittneewedding-4</image:title><image:caption>A very well dressed young man loves his gran.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/brittneewedding-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brittneewedding-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/brittneewedding-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brittneewedding-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/brittneewedding-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brittneewedding-1</image:title><image:caption>Checking in with mommy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-24T13:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/19/were-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/amsterdam-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam-14</image:title><image:caption>Lions and obelisks seem to go together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/amsterdam-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam-12</image:title><image:caption>Lots of diners at 10 pm on Wednesday night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/amsterdam-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam-8</image:title><image:caption>The Van Gogh was more interesting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/amsterdam-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam-7</image:title><image:caption>Use coins, get what you want and no staff to deal with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/amsterdam-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam-4</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Scott peoplewatching.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/amsterdam-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-22T23:40:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/10/22/not-the-best-catch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/pacificcatch-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pacificcatch-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/pacificcatch-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pacificcatch-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/pacificcatch-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pacificcatch-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/pacificcatch-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pacificcatch-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/pacificcatch-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pacificcatch-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-23T00:39:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/08/how-to-offend-customers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/p2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>p2</image:title><image:caption>Another professionally made sign.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-20T14:31:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/05/21/san-francisco-fine-art-fair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-19</image:title><image:caption>I have no word.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-5</image:title><image:caption>This is as cool as cool can get.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-15</image:title><image:caption>I know that there is a ton of symbolism here.  I just don't know what it means.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-14</image:title><image:caption>There's always a market for big-eyed kids and cats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-12</image:title><image:caption>Some art is subtle; some isn't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-11</image:title><image:caption>You get extra credit if these guys make you think of Capt. Christopher Pike.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I'm afraid I'll have nightmares about this piece</image:title><image:caption>I'm afraid I'll have nightmares about this piece, it's just terrifying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sfartfail-16</image:title><image:caption>This hyper-real sculpture is offered at $38,000.  The cutie in the bathing suit on the left is $55,000, but she has arms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sfartfail-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two Million Dollars worth of Alexander Calder</image:title><image:caption>This Alexander Calder stabile is offered for $2,000,000.  You can probably get them to take $1,750,000</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-17T06:10:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/31/its-vegas-baby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/winners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winners</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like seeing your names on the top of the sheet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-08T13:39:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/21/the-medical-mess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stent2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stent2</image:title><image:caption>This costs more than my first new car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kaiser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kaiser</image:title><image:caption>The bill for my angioplasty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-04T12:39:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/23/living-the-artistic-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-10</image:title><image:caption>Diesel the rescue greyhound dressed for the rain.  Having a dog seems to be a prerequisite to being an artist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-9</image:title><image:caption>Everyone needs a computer center.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-8</image:title><image:caption>More studio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-7</image:title><image:caption>The studio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-6</image:title><image:caption>Steep stairs save space.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-5</image:title><image:caption>Zannah and Gail leaning over the loft railing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-4</image:title><image:caption>Lofts tend to have small efficiency kitchens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-3</image:title><image:caption>Looking down on the living area.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zannah-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZANNAH-2</image:title><image:caption>Looking out from the loft across the living space to the 2nd loft she just built.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-03T00:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/10/26/too-thrifty-by-half/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bofa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bofa</image:title><image:caption>Once a great institution</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-02T14:20:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/09/30/half-a-century/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0339-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0339-Edit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0335.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0335</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0334</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0332.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0332</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0331</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0330</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0329.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0329</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0327</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0326</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0325.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0325</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-01T04:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/11/20/give-me-that-old-time-coffee-shop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ernies-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ernies-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ernies-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ernies-3</image:title><image:caption>Grilled Ham and Swiss on Sourdough, slaw and fries.  Lunch for a hungry man.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ernies-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ernies-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ernies-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ernies-1</image:title><image:caption>If they give you a huge glass they don't have to refill it so much.  And they have the Splenda, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-27T11:26:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/06/26/an-even-trade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/untitled-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-26T16:38:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/02/06/another-year-another-great-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/anotheryear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anotheryear</image:title><image:caption>Ruth Sheen and Jim Broadbent star in &lt;i&gt; Another Year </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-20T16:38:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/03/04/you-think-youve-got-troubles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wingwall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wingwall</image:title><image:caption>Blindness might seem like a problem for a photographer.  Not to Alice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/danmiller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danmiller</image:title><image:caption>Dan Miller, artist.  Gail Giffen, collector</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/danmiller-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danmiller-1</image:title><image:caption>Dan's work--notice the red dot beneath.  It isn't just for show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/creativegrowth1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creativegrowth</image:title><image:caption>A wall of "heroes" commissioned by a department store in the City</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/creativegrowth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creativegrowth</image:title><image:caption> A wall of "heroes" commissioned by a department store in the city</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/creativegrowth-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creativegrowth-1</image:title><image:caption>More sculpture</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/sandywalker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandywalker</image:title><image:caption>Sandy Walker in front of one of his large pieces</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-20T14:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/01/11/lunch-with-an-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sallyrussel-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyrussel-7</image:title><image:caption>Not many men can wear pink and green the way I can</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sallyrussel-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyrussel-5</image:title><image:caption>Talking in the studio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sallyrussel-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyrussel-4</image:title><image:caption>A basket of goodies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sallyrussel-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyrussel-3</image:title><image:caption>Some of her new, small work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sallyrussel-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyrussel-2</image:title><image:caption>Detail of a large totem</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sallyrussel-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyrussel-6</image:title><image:caption>A shelf full of large beads to create with</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sallyrussel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyrussel-1</image:title><image:caption>Sally in her studio</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-19T23:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/10/01/off-to-chicos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chicos-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicos-6</image:title><image:caption>Victory</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chicos-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicos-4</image:title><image:caption>I think Chico's had this bench installed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/chicos-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicos-3</image:title><image:caption>THe last I would see of them for a while</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-19T16:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/03/13/friday-wrap-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/5d87b-nickthegreek2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5d87b-nickthegreek2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-18T12:57:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/04/wild/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wild.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wild</image:title><image:caption>Reese Witherspoon stars in Wild</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-18T10:27:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/03/17/ma-raineys-black-bottom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rainey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-17T04:25:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/09/15/puesto/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0323.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0323</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0322.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0322</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0320</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0319.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0319</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0318.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0318</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/apc_0317.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0317</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-15T18:46:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/08/willful-ignorance/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-14T21:29:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/01/security-theater-local-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/duicheckpointcop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duiCheckpointCop</image:title><image:caption>Not the one in Lafayette, but pretty much the same.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-13T13:21:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/02/neighborhood-magic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-67.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-67</image:title><image:caption>Broccolini with parmesean</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-65.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-65</image:title><image:caption>Red snapper poached in heirloom tomatoes, wine, butter and garlic.  C'est magnifique.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-63.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-63</image:title><image:caption>One more large vessel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-61</image:title><image:caption>The other side of the hall--there is an astonishing amount of art in a fairly small house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-59</image:title><image:caption>A hall full of art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-56.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-56</image:title><image:caption>Robin Cowley, Dave Larson and Gail in the kitchen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-54</image:title><image:caption>Trompe l'oeil sculpture.  The entire piece is ceramic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-52</image:title><image:caption>Inside Robin's studio.  These boxes are love letter from Robin's father to her mother during WWII.  She folded them into boxes and lacquered them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-49</image:title><image:caption>The 'folly'--a small structure that is purely decorative.  In a strong wind, the two sides of the roof will rise up and "clap"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/robinpaul-48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinpaul-48</image:title><image:caption>A stand of black bamboo.  I don't know how they get it to grow in Oakland.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-13T13:17:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/01/13/the-air-is-good-in-buenos-aires/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-40</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-38</image:title><image:caption>Pope Francis, formerly Archbishop of Buenos Aires</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-37</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-34</image:title><image:caption>Marcos Maidana? Luis Firpo?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-33</image:title><image:caption>This is actually sculpture of a ranch hand with his mate cupe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-32</image:title><image:caption>Don Mamula?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/antarctica-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aNTARCTICA-31</image:title><image:caption>More Diego Maradonna</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-13T13:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/05/20/an-improbable-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/notorious_rbg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Notorious_RBG-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-12T20:45:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/02/04/the-white-ribbon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo_30_hires.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo_30_hires</image:title><image:caption>All is not right in this idyllic scene</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-08T13:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/07/08/story-of-a-scam/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-06T14:48:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/09/05/cool-shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/img_1179.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_1179</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-06T06:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/04/21/yes-there-are-french-cowboys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/cowboyranch-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-05T22:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/07/01/the-wedding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-78</image:title><image:caption>Cousin Chris</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-77</image:title><image:caption>Ross</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-76</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-75</image:title><image:caption>Gayle and Julie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-74.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-74</image:title><image:caption>Brien and Chloe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-73.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-73</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-72.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-72</image:title><image:caption>The Blackburns again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-71</image:title><image:caption>Grandson Chris and Granddaughter Demi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-70.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-70</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/wedding-69.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WEDDING-69</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-04T19:53:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/06/24/back-in-tel-aviv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-7</image:title><image:caption>Help yourself.  No Baileys though.  Not Kosher.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-6</image:title><image:caption>I've never seen a platter of just garlic before.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-5</image:title><image:caption>The salad bar at The Sizzler was never like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/telaviv2018-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>telaviv2018-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-30T12:20:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/05/30/more-ballet-beauty/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-29T18:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/27/lets-wrap-this-sucker-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-9</image:title><image:caption>Light the streets the old fashioned way</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-8</image:title><image:caption>Silver Whisper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-7</image:title><image:caption>Mrs. Astor's house </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-6</image:title><image:caption>More and more huge homes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-5</image:title><image:caption>A sitting room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-4</image:title><image:caption>The grand ballroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-3</image:title><image:caption>Just another fireplace in a hallway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-2</image:title><image:caption>Dining room ceiling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/newport-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newport-1</image:title><image:caption>From the driveway--the third  and 4th floor have 38 bedrooms for the staff</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/boston-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>boston-1</image:title><image:caption>The whimsical building of the Harvard Lampoon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-28T20:06:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/09/12/on-the-maui-beach/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-28T19:58:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/06/23/african-wrap-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-3</image:title><image:caption>This is my friend Betty, short for Bethlehem</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-1-2</image:title><image:caption>HIV positive, but she's being adopted by a family in Italy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ethiopia-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethiopia-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-27T13:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/13/why-they-travel/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-27T09:24:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/11/automotive-history-for-sale-in-marin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/xj220-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xj220-5</image:title><image:caption>It's all wrapped up for a Christmas gift</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/xj220-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xj220-4</image:title><image:caption>The view most people will get of this speed demon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/xj220-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xj220-3</image:title><image:caption>The engine is visible under a glass lid in the middle of the automobile.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/xj220-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xj220-1</image:title><image:caption>A 1992 Jaguar XJ220 in pristine condition</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-24T12:15:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/17/news-both-good-and-bad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/palmspringswinners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palmspringswinners</image:title><image:caption>Winners of the best dressed team award.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-24T12:12:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/11/06/skewered-by-the-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title><image:caption>The red things on the rice are barberries</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-24T12:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/25/life-is-not-fair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/the2bdescendants2bgeorge2bclooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Life is not fair</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-23T16:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/01/making-life-easier/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-23T00:11:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/06/04/thats-a-wrap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/mcnally-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcnally-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/mcnally-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcnally-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/mcnally-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcnally-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-22T02:01:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/23/food-8-process-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/urbanplates-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>urbanplates-2</image:title><image:caption>Gail's sesame broccolini and roast potatoes with my ahi.  Another delightful presentation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/urbanplates-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>urbanplates-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-22T01:34:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/06/03/dachau/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-19</image:title><image:caption>The original crematorium</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-18</image:title><image:caption>Never Again</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-17</image:title><image:caption>The secondary facility</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-16</image:title><image:caption>Entrance to the gas chamber</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-15</image:title><image:caption>Ditch and fence, just a part of the security system</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-13</image:title><image:caption>Foundations show where rows and rows of barracks stood, with a guard tower behind them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-12</image:title><image:caption>Freedom way, the street between the rows of barracks.  A Catholic memorial is at the end.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-11</image:title><image:caption>Administration building and the vast yard for roll call</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dachau-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dachau-10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-20T15:01:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/06/11/the-way-things-are-here/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-20T14:38:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/08/19/the-best-things-in-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jasons2-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jasons2-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jasons2-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jasons2-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jasons2-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jasons2-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jasons2-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/gailann.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gailann</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-20T04:12:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/02/26/charles-schultz-was-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_0370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0370</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-18T00:58:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/15/the-rich-are-different/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rainbow-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow-6</image:title><image:caption>This mini-bar had crystal goblets.  Ours didn't.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rainbow-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow-5</image:title><image:caption>Writing desk.  Note the brass lamps</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rainbow-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow-4</image:title><image:caption>The other side of the bath.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rainbow-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow-3</image:title><image:caption>Modern fixtures, original tile I think</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rainbow-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow-2</image:title><image:caption>Bedroom with writing desk (note modern legs) and spectacular wallpaper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rainbow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbow</image:title><image:caption>The sitting room and bedroom</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-17T14:46:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/08/20/blow-the-roof-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-14</image:title><image:caption>Seriously good sprouts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-13</image:title><image:caption>Crispy smashed potatoes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-11</image:title><image:caption>Tuna tartare and sesame rice crackers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-8</image:title><image:caption>Twilight is the time to be here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-6</image:title><image:caption>Castelvetrano olives spiced with hot peppers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/rooftop-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooftop-5</image:title><image:caption>Smoked trout rillette</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-15T19:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/04/17/after-the-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gburg17-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg17-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gburg17-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg17-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gburg17-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg17-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gburg17-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg17-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gburg17-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg17-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/gburg17-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg17-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-15T19:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/08/11/que-bella/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0313.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0313</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0314.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0314</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0311.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0311</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0306.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0306</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-11T19:21:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/07/17/third-time-may-not-be-the-charm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/sunolridge-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunolridge-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-10T21:09:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/08/10/on-the-street/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0302</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0301</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0299.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0299</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/apc_0298.jpg</image:loc><image:title>APC_0298</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-09T22:43:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2018/08/09/and-now-something-serious/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/fast-signs-of-stroke-en.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fast-signs-of-stroke-en</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-10T00:05:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/07/09/prima1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/prima9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prima9</image:title><image:caption>Pistachio Brulee with brandied cherries</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/prima8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prima8</image:title><image:caption>Lamb tagliata.  That seems to be the fancy restaurant word for "sliced".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/prima7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prima7</image:title><image:caption>Gail's Risotto Fruits du  Mer, hold the mussels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/prima6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prima6</image:title><image:caption>Gnocchi with lamb ragu.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/prima4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prima4</image:title><image:caption>Watercress, pear and goat cheese salsd.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/prima3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prima3</image:title><image:caption>One of the nicest presentations of mussels I have 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beans for the hummus, chickpeas for the falafel.  Being a vegetarian just became attractive.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/deadsea-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadsea-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/deadsea-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Having dinner at the Happy Fish restaurant, Mamilla Hotel, Jerusalem</image:title><image:caption>Having dinner at the Happy Fish restaurant, Mamilla Hotel, 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off the brine while a friend takes photos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/deadsea-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deadsea-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-28T20:15:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/03/12/not-all-museums-have-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-14</image:title><image:caption>You see the world in the three screens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-13</image:title><image:caption>I thnk she crashed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/hiller-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hiller-12</image:title><image:caption>The concentration of a serious 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Andrew</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/untitled-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/untitled-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-9</image:title><image:caption>Rib eye steak, pea and carrot pompidou, crispy sweet 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a tiny work of art.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-08T02:54:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/03/02/a-true-experience/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/true-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/true-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/true-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/true-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/true-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/true-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>true-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-03-03T07:56:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/02/20/awwwwwww/</loc><lastmod>2017-02-21T05:10:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/02/19/culinary-resurection-in-napa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-13</image:title><image:caption>Chicken with cherry sauce, ala sigrid</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-12</image:title><image:caption>Doing better, safe with mom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-11</image:title><image:caption>What a pitiful sight!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-10</image:title><image:caption>Just a tiny bit better.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-7</image:title><image:caption>Very very classy aprons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-6</image:title><image:caption>Cookware the price of original art</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-5</image:title><image:caption>Designer olive oil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/copia-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>copia-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-21T16:26:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/02/14/upscaling-in-orinda/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wildmagnolia-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wildmagnolia-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wildmagnolia-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wildmagnolia-3</image:title><image:caption>They were really too long to eat politely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wildmagnolia-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wildmagnolia-2</image:title><image:caption>Zoodles--zucchini shredded into ersatz noodles, drenched in butter and garlic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/wildmagnolia-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wildmagnolia-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-15T16:36:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/01/28/in-his-name/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/katzbday004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katzbday004</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-29T17:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/01/18/who-am-i/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-19T04:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/01/11/making-the-most-of-a-monday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-11</image:title><image:caption>Goat cheese cheesecake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-10</image:title><image:caption>Chef Kristi Gauslow serving the dish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-8</image:title><image:caption>Chef Dave Cruz (R) preparing the ribeye</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-7</image:title><image:caption>Beef ribeye cap, charred cipolini, trumpet mushrooms, pureeed potatoes, brassicas and black truffle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3</image:title><image:caption>Chef Jamie Simpson of The Chef's Garden</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title><image:caption>Deconstructed potato salad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-12T07:22:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2017/01/05/hypocrisy-abounds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/img_0271.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0271</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-06T07:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/12/31/manchester-by-the-sea/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-31T22:29:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/12/27/a-brief-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/img_0225.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>img_0225</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/untitled-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-6</image:title><image:caption>Mother and child reunion, revisited.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/untitled-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-06T17:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/12/18/the-unit-christmas-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/unitxmasparty-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unitxmasparty-55</image:title><image:caption>Beej</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/unitxmasparty-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unitxmasparty-54</image:title><image:caption>Jack</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/unitxmasparty-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unitxmasparty-53</image:title><image:caption>Somebody 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up?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/unitxmasparty-48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unitxmasparty-48</image:title><image:caption>LIsa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/unitxmasparty-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unitxmasparty-47</image:title><image:caption>Barbara looking 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Tres sexy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cooupdetat-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooupdetat-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cooupdetat-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooupdetat-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cooupdetat-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooupdetat-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cooupdetat-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooupdetat-10</image:title><image:caption>Two cool for school</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cooupdetat-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooupdetat-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cooupdetat-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooupdetat-8</image:title><image:caption>I'm not the only guy who can rock suspenders</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/cooupdetat-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooupdetat-7</image:title><image:caption>Our friend Marco</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-28T03:27:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/10/24/1776/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sam-leeper-john-hetzler-benjamin-pither.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam-leeper-john-hetzler-benjamin-pither</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-25T06:57:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/10/18/ive-done-my-part/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/img_0050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0050</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-19T00:58:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/10/09/back-to-the-delta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/heidis-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidis-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/heidis-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidis-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/heidis-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidis-12</image:title><image:caption>Doggie jail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/heidis-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidis-11</image:title><image:caption>This guy was wet from a cooling dip, but still very welcome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/heidis-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heidis-10</image:title><image:caption>Notice the half onion ring on top.  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game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sallyparty-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyparty-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sallyparty-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyparty-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sallyparty-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyparty-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/sallyparty-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sallyparty-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-15T16:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/08/11/im-a-bad-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/showermarble-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>showermarble-1</image:title><image:caption>Too sexy to print</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-11T22:50:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/08/07/saturday-night-at-the-fights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-17</image:title><image:caption>After the ball is over...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-12</image:title><image:caption>The guy on the left is some semi-important boxer.  I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-11</image:title><image:caption>Ward facing down Brand</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-10</image:title><image:caption>A bit of eye candy to keep the crowd occupied </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-9</image:title><image:caption>Buffer introduces Andre Ward</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/wardbrand-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wardbrand-8</image:title><image:caption>Referee Jack Riess checks Alex Brands gloves</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-08T16:13:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/08/03/the-gallery-scene/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-8</image:title><image:caption>It might be a a happy coincidence that the car has tinted windows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-7</image:title><image:caption>Uncomfortable at being on the wrong end of the lens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-5</image:title><image:caption>Safe!!!  Got another glass of wine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-19T04:59:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/14/small-business-survives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/untitled-4-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4-2</image:title><image:caption>Yes, his name is really Joe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/untitled-3-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3-3</image:title><image:caption>Hard at work at the most casual of offices.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-03T19:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/08/02/visiting-the-mother-ship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-4</image:title><image:caption>Where all the best pens come to be fixed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-3</image:title><image:caption>Really, really nice pens.  My birthday is in February.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fahrney-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fahrney-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-03T20:38:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/22/a-full-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-25</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-23T04:46:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/22/technique-is-overrated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-20</image:title><image:caption>Elderly woman whispering to her dinner partner, Grand Opera Ball, NYC 1959</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-16</image:title><image:caption>Met Breuer, 2nd floor.  The admiring throngs for the exhibit Diane Arbus: In the Beginning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-15</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-22T21:30:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/21/seeing-the-elephant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-10</image:title><image:caption>Can't complain about a good patriotic paint job, can you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-8</image:title><image:caption>The modern day Miss Liberty. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-6</image:title><image:caption>Traffic is bumper to bumper pretty much all of the time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-4</image:title><image:caption>A slab of beef like this deserves two photos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-3</image:title><image:caption>Poetry in protein.  Sirloin to the left of the bone, filet to the right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/newyor2016-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyor2016-2</image:title><image:caption>I don't know who Oscar was, but I like the way he thinks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-22T15:30:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/20/like-the-food-hate-the-concept/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sideboard-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sideboard-6</image:title><image:caption>Chili relleno</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sideboard-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sideboard-5</image:title><image:caption>Grilled Ahi sandwich with house made potato chips</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sideboard-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sideboard-4</image:title><image:caption>Grilled asparagus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sideboard-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sideboard-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sideboard-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sideboard-2</image:title><image:caption>The Paris of the East Bay.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/sideboard-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sideboard-1</image:title><image:caption>Didn't everyone have a table like this when Ike was president?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-21T06:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/11/another-winner-in-napa-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/basalt-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/basalt-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Whatever are they drinking?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/basalt-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Ox tail tamal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/basalt-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Heirloom tomatoes, burrata cheese and fried squash blossoms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/basalt-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Cowboy Mike, wrangling a glass of red.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-21T16:28:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/09/meet-michelle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/michelle-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/michelle-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/michelle-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/michelle-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/michelle-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michelle-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-10T17:51:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/04/not-a-new-tourist-destination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-23</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-22</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/pulse-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PULSE-15</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-09T21:21:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/04/haters-gotta-hate/</loc><lastmod>2016-07-05T03:37:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/03/sailing-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-27</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-26</image:title><image:caption>Maybe in a yacht club an American sports car is considered sub-compact.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-23</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-22</image:title><image:caption>Macaroni salad, potato salad, cole slaw and watermelon.  Fried chicken.  Beans.  A grill with hot dogs and hamburgers.  Classic Americana at its finest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-19</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-04T10:42:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/07/02/off-for-the-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/orlando-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/srairport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>srairport</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-03T04:06:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/29/at-the-fair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-15</image:title><image:caption>Everything is changing color constantly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-14</image:title><image:caption>Lighting is everything</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-13</image:title><image:caption>This is progress, I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-12</image:title><image:caption>Slowing it down for the crowd.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-11</image:title><image:caption>LeAnn Rimes in concert in Pleasanton</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-9</image:title><image:caption>Pictures or it didn't happen is the new mantra.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/countyfair-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>countyfair-6</image:title><image:caption>I don't think Grant Wood quite envisioned this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-29T07:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/19/in-the-garden-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-15</image:title><image:caption>Kevin Bacon, by Karen van Galder</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-14</image:title><image:caption>Dire Wolf, for Game of Thrones fans.  By Melissa Mork</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-12</image:title><image:caption>Cactus, by Peter Keresztury</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-11</image:title><image:caption>Green Hair, by Jiajun Lu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-10</image:title><image:caption>IIHI, by Christopher Kanyusik</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-9</image:title><image:caption>Blue Cap English Bulldog by Xuan My Ho</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-8</image:title><image:caption>Mike Foldhazi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-7</image:title><image:caption>On Target, by Mike Foldhazi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/rbgsculpture-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rbgsculpture-6</image:title><image:caption>A garden of glass works</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-01T15:21:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/13/in-my-own-backyard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>The rear deck area at Faz</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>A slab of iceberg lettuce, bacon, cherry tomatoes, hard cooked egg and blue cheese dressing.  Harry Truman would recognize this dish immediately.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Oven warm flatbread with a dressing of fresh herbs in oil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-14T15:24:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/11/beware-the-15-abalone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/smuincarmel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Farmed abalone/vermouth/parsnip puree/English peas/asparagus-potato hash</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-12T23:55:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/11/making-my-bones/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/souffle-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>souffle-75</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-13T03:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/06/opening-day-at-ccbc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-21</image:title><image:caption>Max and Gerry were the big winners.  Congratulations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-19</image:title><image:caption>Ron Olswang, right where you would expect him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-18</image:title><image:caption>Jerry with a particularly apt T-shirt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-17</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth is back from Hong Kong</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-15</image:title><image:caption>Micky welcoming everyone</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-14</image:title><image:caption>A room full of friends</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-13</image:title><image:caption>Wherever there is bridge, Joan will be there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ccbc-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ccbc-12</image:title><image:caption>Tom Franklin made the official first mess of the new site.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-07T18:36:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/05/high-above-the-valley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-19-pano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-19-Pano</image:title><image:caption>The view to the west from the terrace of the Auberge du Soleil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/auberge-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>auberge-5</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-05T19:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/02/its-a-small-world-after-all/</loc><lastmod>2016-06-02T16:58:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/06/01/ups-and-downs-in-kauai/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-85</image:title><image:caption>My friend Holden with his nanny, Christy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-84</image:title><image:caption>The St. Regis resort in Princeville</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-83.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-83</image:title><image:caption>A fascinating house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-82</image:title><image:caption>Kauai Naval Observatory</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-81</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-80</image:title><image:caption>The dryer side of the island</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-79</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-78</image:title><image:caption>Coming right up to the base of the clouds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-77</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/kauai-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kauai-76</image:title><image:caption>Bogart the helicopter driver</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-02T06:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/05/31/lo-how-the-mighty-have-fallen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/coco-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coco-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-31T10:25:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/05/30/just-having-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-29</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-28</image:title><image:caption>A sushi platter by candlelight</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-261.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-33</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-31</image:title><image:caption>A rarity in the modern bar--a grasshopper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KAUAI-30</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-30T08:21:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/05/28/this-was-more-fun-when-i-was-11/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kauai-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL 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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fairmont-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-25T07:16:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/05/20/playing-with-the-camera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cass-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cass-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cass-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cass-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cass-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cass-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cass-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cass-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cass-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cass-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-24T03:08:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/05/17/80-is-the-new-77/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-28</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-27</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-23</image:title><image:caption>The grandsons all swore that they didn't taste the frosting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-22</image:title><image:caption>Gail had to try the shades</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-21</image:title><image:caption>Barbara and Mike McCay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-20</image:title><image:caption>MIcky with a flashing smiley face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/gish-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gish-19</image:title><image:caption>Katherine Loh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-18T06:24:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/05/16/dancing-the-last-dance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-26</image:title><image:caption>Large communal table at the museum cafe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-23</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-21</image:title><image:caption>Cityscape with house and gray energy, by Chris Johanson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-17</image:title><image:caption>Wire sculptures by Ruth Azawa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/omag-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omag-16</image:title><image:caption>Even the security staff are works of art.
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Fairmont</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-20T06:26:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/04/18/cruising-the-main/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carshow-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carshow-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carshow-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carshow-9</image:title><image:caption>Droptop and suicide doors.  One of the greatest designs ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carshow-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carshow-8</image:title><image:caption>Everything becomes collectible if it lives long enough.  And doesn't blow up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carshow-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carshow-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carshow-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carshow-6</image:title><image:caption>The taxi we'll all ride in sooner or later.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carshow-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carshow-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/carshow-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carshow-4</image:title><image:caption>I've never seen a hot-rod wagon for the kiddie to ride in 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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/opry-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opry-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/opry-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opry-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/opry-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opry-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/opry-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opry-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/opry-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opry-10</image:title><image:caption>Coming out into the audience to bring the music to the crowd.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/opry-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opry-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/opry-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opry-8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-18T16:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/04/15/mid-week-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oldmill-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldmill-6</image:title><image:caption>Pecan Pie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/oldmill-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldmill-5</image:title><image:caption>Blackberry 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Coke</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-14T04:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/04/12/how-to-tell-youre-in-redneck-country/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-12T15:10:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/04/11/dallas-545-am/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-11T16:04:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/04/10/born-to-be-chet-baker/</loc><lastmod>2016-04-11T06:44:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/04/09/amalfi-in-danville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dsc00160.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00160</image:title><image:caption>I think Mike could carry this car in his pocket for a spare.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dsc00159.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00159</image:title><image:caption>The best way to get around a city.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dsc00158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00158</image:title><image:caption>Lots of room for dining al fresco.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/dsc00157.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00157</image:title><image:caption>Expert and inventive presentation of Scialtelli, linguine with 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paella</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-23T07:57:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/16/one-duck-two-ducks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ducks-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DUCKS-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-13T22:57:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/14/happy-birthday-to-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/birthday-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday-27</image:title><image:caption>Friends for 30 years</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/birthday-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday-9</image:title><image:caption>My 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Bulldog.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-17T05:22:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/14/my-friend-frank/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frank-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FRANK-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frank-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FRANK-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frank-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FRANK-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/frank-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FRANK-3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-14T22:29:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/13/conservative-reaction-to-scalias-passing/</loc><lastmod>2016-02-14T00:00:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/13/breaking-news-waxman-was-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_3300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3300</image:title><image:caption>Dungeness 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They just look like fun to create, fun to own.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/omca-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/omca-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/omca-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/omca-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Fletcher talking to us in his studio/showroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/omca-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/omca-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-13T23:05:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/09/happy-new-year-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chang-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chang-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/chang-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T07:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/02/07/feeling-short/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/warriors-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/warriors-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/warriors-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/warriors-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/warriors-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-08T15:58:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/31/45-years/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/femaleref.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>femaleref</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-01T06:19:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/30/what-a-wonderful-world/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/satchmo_at_the_waldorf_02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Satchmo at The Waldorf</image:title><image:caption>OBIE Award–winning John Douglas Thompson in Terry Teachout's Satchmo at the Waldorf playing at A.C.T.'s Geary Theater January 13–February 7. Photo by T. Charles Erickson.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-30T21:40:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/26/whats-sauce-for-the-goose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sauce-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauce-2</image:title><image:caption>Braised leek and brussels sprouts salad, topped with strips of white sweet potato.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sauce-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauce-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sauce-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauce-3</image:title><image:caption>Caesar salad done right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sauce-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauce-5</image:title><image:caption>Braised Beef Short Rib Stroganoff, with Hen of the Wood Mushrooms, Papardelle and asparagus.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/sauce-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauce-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-26T08:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/24/opa/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-24T16:49:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/23/stay-flexible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/petru-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>petru-1</image:title><image:caption>Sal Petru, botanical 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DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/oldfisheman-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/oldfisheman-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/oldfisheman-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-11T08:01:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/06/our-favorite-tournament/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/p1060413.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Professional deconstruction of fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/p1060410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/p1060415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>Salmon and pasta. Meh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/p1060417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/p1060408.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:title><image:caption>OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-07T07:16:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/06/i-wish-they-didnt-like-me-so-much/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-07T06:44:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2016/01/03/two-days-two-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/rocky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocky-</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/spotlight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spotlight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-04T07:47:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/28/the-old-is-new/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc02967.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02967</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/dsc02966.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02966</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-29T12:39:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/16/home-is-the-sailor-home-from-the-sea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/jeremy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeremy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-17T00:41:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/12/advocating-for-better-food-in-the-elmwood-district/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-13T00:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/12/just-one-of-the-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-13T00:05:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/07/done-with-denver-doings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-8</image:title><image:caption>Eggs, spuds, sausage and a plate of biscuits and gravy.  They think this is normal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-7</image:title><image:caption>How can it be the "special" if you have a printed sign?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/denver-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>denver-12</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-07T13:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/04/grant-and-terry-are-national-champs/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-05T03:19:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/04/classing-up-the-joint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/stacy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stacy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-05T03:06:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/02/never-give-up-2/</loc><lastmod>2015-12-02T08:19:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/12/02/legoland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/legoland-155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legoland-155</image:title><image:caption>The Legoland hotel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/legoland-153.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legoland-153</image:title><image:caption>The round dark spot is the shadow of the ride</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/legoland-143.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legoland-143</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/legoland-128.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legoland-128</image:title><image:caption>Dancing Lego soldiers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/legoland-122.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legoland-122</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/legoland-102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>legoland-102</image:title><image:caption>Lovely 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are crab cakes somewhere under the salad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/danas-69.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danas-69</image:title><image:caption>Halibut, pesto, green beans and a pumpkin/potato cake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/danas-66.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danas-66</image:title><image:caption>Beet Salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/danas-67.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danas-67</image:title><image:caption>Butternut squash soup decorated with creme 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tahini and avocado</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cabaret-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabaret-2</image:title><image:caption>The cool shoes went well with the cool jazz.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cabaret-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cabaret-1</image:title><image:caption>Jane Monheit wowing the crowd.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-09T07:51:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/24/maine-ly-excellent/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kennebunkport-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kennebunkport-4</image:title><image:caption>Walker's Point, summer home of George and Barbara Bush</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kennebunkport-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kennebunkport-3</image:title><image:caption>Love locks galore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kennebunkport-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kennebunkport-2</image:title><image:caption>The ultimate stereotypical Maine lunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kennebunkport-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kennebunkport-1</image:title><image:caption>The perfect lighthouse photo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-29T05:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/24/seriously-blaming-the-victim/</loc><lastmod>2015-10-25T04:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/23/the-most-canadian-sign-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-111</image:title><image:caption>Slack tide--the sea is even with the river</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-99.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-99</image:title><image:caption>It's Canada.  Nobody will steal anything.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-96.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-96</image:title><image:caption>Tidy and ready to go.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-94.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-94</image:title><image:caption>It's amazing how far out the tide goes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-87.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-87</image:title><image:caption>I think he looks like Patton Oswalt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-81</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-79</image:title><image:caption>The system is both good and fair.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-78</image:title><image:caption>Nothing is stable here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-69.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-69</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/stjohn-58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>StJohn-58</image:title><image:caption>Fearless leader.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-24T04:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/21/halifax/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/halifax-60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halifax-60</image:title><image:caption>The reason to come here in the fall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/halifax-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halifax-57</image:title><image:caption>Griffin Lake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/halifax-64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halifax-64</image:title><image:caption>The tracks on the ground give the weapon a wide range of fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/halifax-63.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halifax-63</image:title><image:caption>From the days when weapons were a work of art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/halifax-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Halifax-53</image:title><image:caption>;lkj;lkj</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-22T03:04:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/20/somewhere-in-space-and-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pei-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pei-2</image:title><image:caption>Not all lighthouses are tall towers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pei-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pei-1</image:title><image:caption>This church looks like it was created on a Hollywood set.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T19:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/19/from-where-the-water-flows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-14</image:title><image:caption>Snow!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-12</image:title><image:caption>Chiropractors must dream of people working like this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-11</image:title><image:caption>All babies are cute</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-10</image:title><image:caption>Kinda smart looking, for a goat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-9</image:title><image:caption>An inside wall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-8</image:title><image:caption>Part of the front wall of the house, coated in shellac to protect it from the elements.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-7</image:title><image:caption>Most of the fall colors in one place</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-6</image:title><image:caption>Lots of folk dancing, all in historical costume.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/saguenay-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saguenay-5</image:title><image:caption>Not a shot I can pass up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T05:06:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/17/horsing-around-in-quebec-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/caleche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caleche</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/quebeccity-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QuebecCity-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/quebeccity-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QuebecCity-6</image:title><image:caption>Notice all the birds in the tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/quebeccity-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QuebecCity-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/quebeccity-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QuebecCity-4</image:title><image:caption>This isn't false perspective--that's a 5 foot tall pumpkin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/quebeccity-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QuebecCity-3</image:title><image:caption>Big bugs everywhere at this time of year</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/quebeccity-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QuebecCity-2</image:title><image:caption>Canadian bread pudding with Maple syrup</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-17T22:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/16/north-of-the-border-up-canada-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/poutine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poutine</image:title><image:caption>A little plate of Canadian heaven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-8</image:title><image:caption>Interior of St. Josephs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-3</image:title><image:caption>They don't spend much on remodeling, either</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-2</image:title><image:caption>Wesinksy </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/montreal-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MONTREAL-1</image:title><image:caption>Schwartz's Deli, the most famous in town.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-17T04:22:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/14/its-over-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/probation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>probation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-04-18T12:47:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/11/absinthe-makes-the-heart-grow-fonder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe</image:title><image:caption>The Absinthe Drinker, from Picasso's blue period</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe-6</image:title><image:caption>Not the Libby's hash I grew up on</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe-5</image:title><image:caption>lkj</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe-2</image:title><image:caption>Ice water dripping through the sugar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/absinthe-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>absinthe-1</image:title><image:caption>How exotic can it be when it comes from Alameda?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-27T15:20:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/09/a-nice-little-italian-joint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/luna-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luna-5</image:title><image:caption>Linguine, crab and broccoli.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/luna-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luna-6</image:title><image:caption>Calamari Steak</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/luna-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luna-3</image:title><image:caption>Butternut squash soup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/luna-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Luna-2</image:title><image:caption>Caesar salad with extra anchovies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-10T01:19:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/06/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh/</loc><lastmod>2016-03-20T19:28:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/10/05/packing-them-in-like-sardines/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sardine.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sardine</image:title><image:caption>Sunday night jazz at the Sardine Can</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-05T07:00:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/09/29/why-is-this-a-secret/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/cone_title.gif</image:loc><image:title>cone_title</image:title><image:caption>It didn't work for Maxwell Smart, and it won't work for us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-01T05:07:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/09/22/a-different-kind-of-athlete/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smuinclass-6-of-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smuinclass (6 of 6)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smuinclass-5-of-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smuinclass (5 of 6)</image:title><image:caption>After the barre is removed so they can practice pirouettes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smuinclass-4-of-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smuinclass (4 of 6)</image:title><image:caption>The whole company working</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smuinclass-3-of-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smuinclass (3 of 6)</image:title><image:caption>Nicole Hansen stretches out as Amy notes her form.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smuinclass-2-of-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smuinclass (2 of 6)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smuinclass-1-of-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smuinclass (1 of 6)</image:title><image:caption>Amy London leading the class</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-23T06:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/09/19/our-greater-family/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/crane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BRN-TRAIN-0821</image:title><image:caption>A mangled truck that lay in the water off to the left of the railroad track where an Amtrak train collided  with the truck and trailer carrying a jet ski with it off Orwood Road in Byron, Calif., on Thursday, Aug. 20, 2015. A woman floating in the water was hit by the truck and the woman and the driver of the truck were taken by helicopter with unknown injuries. (Dan Rosenstrauch/Bay Area News Group)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-22T21:54:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/09/18/chop-bar/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-18T07:05:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/09/12/service-done-right/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-13T08:21:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/09/06/ye-shall-know-the-truth-and-the-truth-shall-set-ye-free/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/suzi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suzi</image:title><image:caption>ACBL President Suzi Subeck, Ann Hollingsworth  and Jacky Zayak</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-09T05:54:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/26/i-wish-id-liked-it-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/irma_vep_banner_8-5-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>irma_vep_banner_8.5.15</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-26T07:18:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/21/the-best-food-i-wont-have-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02296.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02296</image:title><image:caption>Gail not eating Aji de Gallina</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02288.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02288</image:title><image:caption>Adobo 21</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02285.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02285</image:title><image:caption>Aji de Gallina</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02282.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02282</image:title><image:caption>As good as a Cesar salad can be</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02279.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02279</image:title><image:caption>Corn and Beets</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-22T16:26:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/20/to-each-his-own/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_3126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3126</image:title><image:caption>Very carefully placed to watch the meal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_3125.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3125</image:title><image:caption>Just a man and his dog</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-21T16:04:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/17/virtue-rewarded/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/scan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scan</image:title><image:caption>My fortune increases</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T16:18:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/16/overlooking-chicago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-42</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-33</image:title><image:caption>Eight Thirty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-30</image:title><image:caption>Squid-ink linguine, scallops and shrimp.  Citrus black garlic sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-27</image:title><image:caption>Duck Breast on wild rice and bok choy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-24</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-20</image:title><image:caption>Seven forty-five</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chicago815-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chicago815-18</image:title><image:caption>Their definition of one table from the window</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T16:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/11/success-3/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-13T01:19:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/09/not-exactly-luxury-travel/</loc><lastmod>2015-09-09T18:29:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/08/friends-and-food-this-is-the-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02164.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02164</image:title><image:caption>A very different take on a classic dish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02161</image:title><image:caption>Happy Birthday Leslie!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02158</image:title><image:caption>Yellowtail and corn risotto</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02154.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02154</image:title><image:caption>Perfect plating for a great soup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02149.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02149</image:title><image:caption>Odyssey was just visiting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02143.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02143</image:title><image:caption>Debutante, wearing a fly mask.  She can see through it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02133</image:title><image:caption>Leaning not to be afraid of things--the green ball is a teaching device, not a toy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02129.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02129</image:title><image:caption>The first step at jumping--just learning to step over the obstacle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02121</image:title><image:caption>Leslie and Sonny Boy, a long legged pony</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-09T06:11:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/07/here-comes-the-groom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02105</image:title><image:caption>Hats are never out of style</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02117</image:title><image:caption>Mark and Lynn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02102</image:title><image:caption>Don't need a hat if your hair is green enough</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02100</image:title><image:caption>I just liked the centerpiece</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02098.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02098</image:title><image:caption>Pam and Sue keeping warm</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02093.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02093</image:title><image:caption>Happy day, happy girl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02095.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02095</image:title><image:caption>Astra</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02089.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02089</image:title><image:caption>The new jewelery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02086.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02086</image:title><image:caption>Cuteness multiplied</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02080</image:title><image:caption>Grandmother, Andrew and Gayle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-09T02:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/06/jamie-knows-tacos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02066.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02066</image:title><image:caption>Soup and all the fixings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02065.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02065</image:title><image:caption>If you can read this, you've lived in California long enough</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02063.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02063</image:title><image:caption>Waiting for the best tacos in Santa Barbara</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T02:51:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/05/fiesta/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02059.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02059</image:title><image:caption>A pleasant diversion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02058.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02058</image:title><image:caption>Minions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02056</image:title><image:caption>Spiderman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02057.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02057</image:title><image:caption>Lions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02055.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02055</image:title><image:caption>Just decorative</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02054</image:title><image:caption>Does this look like a Mexican restaurant to you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02052</image:title><image:caption>Pretty darn good fish taco, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dsc02051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02051</image:title><image:caption>United flight crew taking all the seats in the handicap section</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-06T07:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/08/02/take-more-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/self.jpg</image:loc><image:title>self</image:title><image:caption>When I had hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bettyandlinda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bettyandlinda</image:title><image:caption>Betty and Linda at my 40th birthday party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/missmoffet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>missmoffet</image:title><image:caption>Miss Moffet at a long forgotten unit game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-11T16:40:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/30/another-winner-in-napa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02042.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02042</image:title><image:caption>This is how to present a dish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02040</image:title><image:caption>Lamb T-bones with spaetzle and spinach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02035.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02035</image:title><image:caption>Sole and mashed potatoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02034.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02034</image:title><image:caption>The outdoor/indoor dining area</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-31T02:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/27/a-simple-red-sauce-joint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02027.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02027</image:title><image:caption>Chef Martino looks like a man who enjoys his work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02033.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02033</image:title><image:caption>Apple tart with creme Anglaise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02031</image:title><image:caption>Fettucini Friuliana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc02030.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02030</image:title><image:caption>Calamari steak, Italian style</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T07:32:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/23/infinite-majesty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/court2-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>court2-1</image:title><image:caption>This reminds me of 1955 Alabama</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-26T21:45:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/21/doing-my-civic-duty/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-21T20:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/18/a-one-joke-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/dsc01983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01983</image:title><image:caption>His name?  Rigor Tortise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-19T14:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/18/living-artistically/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-23</image:title><image:caption>Turning an industrial street into something more.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-22</image:title><image:caption>A very nice idea from the city</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/thirdthursday-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thirdthursday-14</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-19T05:49:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/17/baa-baa-black-sheep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/one_black_sheep_herd_animals_hd-wallpaper-1875640.jpg</image:loc><image:title>one_black_sheep_herd_animals_hd-wallpaper-1875640</image:title><image:caption>Some people just have to be different</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-17T17:41:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/15/a-good-place-to-hide-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hideout1-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hideout1-3</image:title><image:caption>"Whore's pasta"--tomatoes, capers, onions, anchovies and assorted goodness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hideout1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hideout1-2</image:title><image:caption>A chardonnay to remember</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/hideout1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hideout1-1</image:title><image:caption>Mike the minion and JB the boss</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-16T19:28:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/14/fine-dining-in-emeryville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/untitled-3-of-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled (3 of 4)</image:title><image:caption>Stuffed pork chop with mashed potatoes and string beans.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/untitled-1-of-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled (1 of 4)</image:title><image:caption>Sliced ripe avocado on toast with balsamic reduction.  Very close to a meal all by itself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T16:16:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/07/11/ice-cream-the-new-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/creamery-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CREAMERY-5</image:title><image:caption>Lisa with French Vanilla, peanuts and butterscotch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/creamery-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CREAMERY-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/creamery-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CREAMERY-3</image:title><image:caption>A row of mixer/freezers churning out individual servings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/creamery-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CREAMERY-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/creamery-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CREAMERY-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T15:42:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/06/23/secret-laws-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ford-explorer-interceptor-utility-cruiser-front-view.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ford-explorer-interceptor-utility-cruiser-front-view</image:title><image:caption>The new CHP cars </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-26T13:40:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/06/16/were-gonna-need-a-bigger-clown-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/donald-trump.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donald-trump</image:title><image:caption>The Donald</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-16T19:57:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/06/15/catching-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/img_1633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1633</image:title><image:caption>Kate and I in front of a Chagall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-16</image:title><image:caption>Dessert fit for royals.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-15</image:title><image:caption>More tableside showmanship.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-14</image:title><image:caption>Meat and potatoes, Swiss style</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-13</image:title><image:caption>Is he from central casting or the culinary academy?  And who cares?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-12</image:title><image:caption>As lovely a presentation of sea bass as you will ever see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-11</image:title><image:caption>Roses for the table</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-9</image:title><image:caption>Gail and Toby.  That's a Miro behind them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munichzurich-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munichzurich-8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-16T22:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/06/05/duct-taped-to-the-wing/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-06T00:13:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/06/01/and-now-for-something-completely-different/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-10</image:title><image:caption>Ice cream and Baileys, the perfect pairing</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-9</image:title><image:caption>linguini and scampi with white and green asparagus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-8</image:title><image:caption>Fresh mozzarella, grape tomatoes and pesto on basil leaves</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-6</image:title><image:caption>Grilled avocado, aubergine, zucchini, peppers and cous cous</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-5</image:title><image:caption>When the art of cooking becomes performance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-3</image:title><image:caption>Even the coffee and bread are works of art in the museum cafe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/munich-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munich-1</image:title><image:caption>Culprit #2.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-02T13:22:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/31/we-are-outta-here-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>room</image:title><image:caption>Extension cords spanning the room so my CPAP will work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-01T04:58:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/31/and-so-it-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-154-hdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-154-HDR</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-126</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-115</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-111</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-110</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-109.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-109</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-101</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-97.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-97</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-92.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-92</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/coachingtrip-90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coachingtrip-90</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T16:34:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/28/not-even-out-of-the-airport/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-28T15:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/23/home-at-last/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip-10</image:title><image:caption>Clouds this great don't happen often, especially on the high desert</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-03T16:37:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/22/heavey-rain-at-summit/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-23T03:27:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/21/almost-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip-8</image:title><image:caption>UFO?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip-7</image:title><image:caption>Fascinating cloud cofiguration</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/golf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golf</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly Pebble Beach</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-22T13:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/20/still-on-the-road/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-21T15:38:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/19/slow-road-to-omaha/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip-6</image:title><image:caption>Chicken quesadilla</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip-5</image:title><image:caption>Your basic 34 wheeler</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-20T23:31:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/19/live-from-i74-in-indiana/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-20T04:54:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/18/i-like-it-and-i-lump-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip (4)</image:title><image:caption>Sunset in Indy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip (3)</image:title><image:caption>I thought I was through with this work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip (2)</image:title><image:caption>All this stuff used to be a cathedral</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roadtrip-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadtrip (1)</image:title><image:caption>Looking in the other direction</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-19T04:58:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/18/look-at-this-crowd/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-18T15:39:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/18/an-auspicious-beginning/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-18T13:51:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/12/one-happy-mother/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/picco-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picco-13</image:title><image:caption>Chef Jared Rogers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/picco-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picco-11</image:title><image:caption>The best gnocchi ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/picco-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picco-5</image:title><image:caption>Kale salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/picco-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picco-4</image:title><image:caption>This is not tea</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/picco-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picco-3</image:title><image:caption>Avocado Bruschetta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/picco-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picco-2</image:title><image:caption>Burrata, toast and frisee</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-12T08:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/09/nashville-comes-to-san-francisco/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-21</image:title><image:caption>The entire cast</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-20</image:title><image:caption>Chip Esten</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-19</image:title><image:caption>Chip Esten</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-18</image:title><image:caption>Maisy and Lennon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-17</image:title><image:caption>Maisy, Lennon and Chip</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-16</image:title><image:caption>Clare Bowen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-15</image:title><image:caption>Clare</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-14</image:title><image:caption>Clare</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-13</image:title><image:caption>Clare Bowen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nashville-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-12</image:title><image:caption>Clare Bowen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-10T22:55:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/07/the-new-kid-in-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/vino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vino</image:title><image:caption>Tonight's specials.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-08T06:36:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/05/walking-through-little-italy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-21</image:title><image:caption>Pesto, bolognese and alfredo sauces </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-19</image:title><image:caption>All wood interiors are rare and beautiful</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-20</image:title><image:caption>Didn't I see this in Knoxville last month?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-17</image:title><image:caption>A great place to sit and pass the time of day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-16</image:title><image:caption>The spoon was faster than the camera</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-15</image:title><image:caption>Looking north to Sts. Peter and Paul church</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-13</image:title><image:caption>The freshest cannoli ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-14</image:title><image:caption>Looking downtown.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-12</image:title><image:caption>Pepperoni pizza ala Tony</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sfwalk-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SFWalk-11</image:title><image:caption>Tony's Pizzaria, right on the square.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-08T15:53:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/05/05/mystery-man-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wayne-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wayne-1</image:title><image:caption>Wayne Rechnitz, the mystery man of Orinda</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-05T07:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/24/we-are-outta-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_2895.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2895</image:title><image:caption>Getting closer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_2901.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2901</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_2897.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2897</image:title><image:caption>Marion Greenwood, The History of Tennessee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/img_2896.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2896</image:title><image:caption>The Mona Lisa depicted in spools of thread</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-24T15:43:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/19/smoky-mountain-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ashville-4-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ashville-4-Edit</image:title><image:caption>Colors and 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cable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-20T03:24:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/17/mashed-by-miller/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/downinflames.jpg</image:loc><image:title>downinflames</image:title><image:caption>What it felt like this morning</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-17T21:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/15/sweet-tennessee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/dogwood-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DOGWOOD-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-16T01:34:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/13/back-to-gatlinburg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/gburg2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg2</image:title><image:caption>Nothing is better than winning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/gburg1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gburg1</image:title><image:caption>Not a high traffic item anymore.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-17T02:00:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/12/aloha-san-rafael/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ledward-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ledward-4</image:title><image:caption>The bar is not a bad place to enjoy the show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ledward-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ledward-5</image:title><image:caption>Shaking hands like a Baptist preacher after the service.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ledward-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ledward-3</image:title><image:caption>It's amazing how fast his fingers can move.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ledward-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ledward-2</image:title><image:caption>Led and Mike are not pretentious, they just play.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ledward-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ledward-1</image:title><image:caption>The very modern lounge before it filled up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-12T08:35:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/08/it-isnt-all-black-and-white/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-10T01:14:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/05/shopping-in-the-big-leagues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-15</image:title><image:caption>lkj;lkj</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-14</image:title><image:caption>I really like this lamp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-13</image:title><image:caption>We like frogs. We have lots of them. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-11</image:title><image:caption>Adam</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-10</image:title><image:caption>Welded brass, agate and amethyst butterfly</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-06T13:49:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/05/disappointment-of-epic-proportions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-11</image:title><image:caption>Harry, Mike, Gail, Bob and Ruth </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-10</image:title><image:caption>These are staggering prices, and everything is a la carte.  Spuds are another $10</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-9</image:title><image:caption>Lemon tart with huckleberries</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-8</image:title><image:caption>Good, if small, sundae</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-6</image:title><image:caption>This is what they consider a small prime rib. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-5</image:title><image:caption>Look Ma!! Something else on the plate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-4</image:title><image:caption>Halibut, with asparagus gazpacho.  Not a winner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-2</image:title><image:caption>Asparagus, poached egg and duck prosciutto. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/epic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>epic-3</image:title><image:caption>A little later in the evening as the sun went down and the bridge lit up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-05T23:40:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/01/baby-chicks-are-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nantucket-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-4</image:title><image:caption>Already pecking and scratching.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nantucket-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-3</image:title><image:caption>Good looking almost grown birds</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nantucket-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-2</image:title><image:caption>It looks like 4, but there are really 6 in here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nantucket-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-1</image:title><image:caption>I think she was a bit scared of the package.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-02T17:23:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/04/01/life-is-who-you-know/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (14)</image:title><image:caption>The Commissary exhibition kitchen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (13)</image:title><image:caption>double chocolate sea salt cookie and olive oil ice cream sandwich.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (12)</image:title><image:caption>lemon ricotta fritters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (11)</image:title><image:caption>torrijas, strawberries and dulce la leche ice cream</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (10)</image:title><image:caption>marscarpone cheesecake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (9)</image:title><image:caption>Roasted pork, barley, cermoula, carrots and romesco</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (8)</image:title><image:caption>Jamon wrapped trout</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (7)</image:title><image:caption>Trinxat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (6)</image:title><image:caption>pate de cerdo, pickled onion, whole grain mustard on grilled bread.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/commissary-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>commissary (5)</image:title><image:caption>house cured roe, avocado and creme fraiche on grilled bread.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-01T19:33:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/31/how-to-lose-customers/</loc><lastmod>2015-04-01T19:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/27/50-more-evil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-12</image:title><image:caption>Making friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-11</image:title><image:caption>Not quite so young lovers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-10</image:title><image:caption>Angel Hair pasta with Rock Shrimp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-9</image:title><image:caption>Breaded and sauteed calamari steak with garlic sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-8</image:title><image:caption>He doesn't look like he's loving this conversation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-7</image:title><image:caption>Inviting herself to sit down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-6</image:title><image:caption>Carquinez Bridge from below</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-5</image:title><image:caption>Sunset over the Pacific</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-4</image:title><image:caption>Panarama from the bay to the bridge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nantucket-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nantucket-3</image:title><image:caption>This hasn't changed in 75 years.  And it's just as good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-28T00:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/26/the-best-bread-pudding-in-new-orleans-winner/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-26T07:41:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/25/be-afraid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/eviltwins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eviltwins</image:title><image:caption>The Evil Twins plotting world domination</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-25T08:10:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/25/courting-fine-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/court-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>court-3</image:title><image:caption>Gail, Micky, Linda, Danny and another Linda</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/court-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>court-2</image:title><image:caption>Courtyard bread pudding with whiskey sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/court-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>court-1</image:title><image:caption>Corn Fried Louisiana Catfish - Served with jumbo lump crabmeat Napa slaw and green onion &amp; cayenne tartar sauce</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-25T16:47:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/21/dinner-at-dickies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/brennans-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BRENNANS-5</image:title><image:caption>Bread pudding bananas foster a la Dickie Brennan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/brennans-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BRENNANS-4</image:title><image:caption>Speckled trout, roasted new potatoes and steamed spinach.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/brennans-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BRENNANS-3</image:title><image:caption>Tomato Blue Cheese Napoleon--a big stack of salad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-23T05:24:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/20/somewhat-rowdier-st-pats-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-27</image:title><image:caption>Fortune teller on the street</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-26</image:title><image:caption>He chose this pose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-23</image:title><image:caption>Still pushing the jello shots</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-24</image:title><image:caption>Great light</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-22</image:title><image:caption>Bum sitting in the street.  Crying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-21</image:title><image:caption>Not everyone was 22 years old</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-18</image:title><image:caption>She was really beautiful</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-19</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T07:19:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/19/st-pats-day-at-the-tournament/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-8</image:title><image:caption>I have no words.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-7</image:title><image:caption>Stephanie having fun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-6</image:title><image:caption>There are few photos of me. This is why</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-5</image:title><image:caption>I liked the flashing pendant</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-4</image:title><image:caption>Gail found cousins John and Gail Kahan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-3</image:title><image:caption>Jerry Premo, serious as ever</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-2</image:title><image:caption>Nice hat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stpatsday-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>STPATSDAY-1</image:title><image:caption>Mike Schrieber, no longer all in black</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T05:06:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/17/im-still-on-the-trail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/giovanni-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giovanni-2</image:title><image:caption>Bread pudding bananas foster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/giovanni-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giovanni-1</image:title><image:caption>Shrimp Monica</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T21:55:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/17/what-i-saw-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/twins-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twins-1</image:title><image:caption>Emelie and Melissa.  Or Melissa and Emelie, I can't tell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shoes-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoes-2</image:title><image:caption>I have nothing like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shoes-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shoes-1</image:title><image:caption>It doesn't come in my size.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T15:45:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/16/red-fish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-4-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4-2</image:title><image:caption>A huge crab cake on red cabbage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title><image:caption>I asked for lime, Sally wanted lemon.  Somebody took the time to do it right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T06:03:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/16/sobou/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-13</image:title><image:caption>Fresh out of the oven bread pudding</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-10</image:title><image:caption>Fresh baked double chocolate bread pudding</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-9</image:title><image:caption>Deconstructed pork bun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-6</image:title><image:caption>Yellowfin Tuna escabeche</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title><image:caption>Red fish and crawfish, a great combination.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4</image:title><image:caption>Short ribs, onion rings and mashed spuds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3</image:title><image:caption>The tres chic decor of SoBou</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T06:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/14/breakfast-at-the-palace-cafe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-24</image:title><image:caption>White chocolate bread pudding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/untitled-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-21</image:title><image:caption>Eggs Benedict New Orleans style.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-15T06:54:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/13/stalking-the-perfect-bread-pudding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nola-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOLA-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nola-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOLA-5</image:title><image:caption>Chocolate chip bread pudding with burbon caramel sauce and banana</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/nola-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOLA-1</image:title><image:caption>Red fish on the half shell.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-14T15:36:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/12/gourmet-on-the-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>Fancy gourmet dining for the world weary traveler.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-13T05:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/11/the-sound-of-things-to-come/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dsc00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00011</image:title><image:caption>Don't miss this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dsc00009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00009</image:title><image:caption>A few of the 123 speakers , microphones and other components of the Meyer Sound system.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dsc00006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00006</image:title><image:caption>Gail and Mary trying to hold down the rowdiness.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T07:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/07/the-black-market-lives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-9</image:title><image:caption>PJ and Senor violin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-8</image:title><image:caption>Final result.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-5</image:title><image:caption>The trunk of the Camaro, with everything they needed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-7</image:title><image:caption>A not-by-the-book repair technique.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-4</image:title><image:caption>Touching up the paint with a professional tool--a Q-tip.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-2</image:title><image:caption>That gap doesn't belong there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-07T15:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/03/still-two-sides/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/judy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JUDY-2</image:title><image:caption>High notes or not, she can still sell the song.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/judy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JUDY-1</image:title><image:caption>Still gorgeous, Judy Collins in the Venetian Room.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-04T05:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/03/03/presto/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-8</image:title><image:caption>It's important to look serious to sell the tricks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-6</image:title><image:caption>Timothy James doing card magic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-5</image:title><image:caption>Budding star Jack Fowler</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-3</image:title><image:caption>Pretty standard banquet fare, nicely cooked and very enjoyable.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-4</image:title><image:caption>Working with somebody from the crowd.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-2</image:title><image:caption>The owner of the club performing at our table before the show.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/magic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAGIC-1</image:title><image:caption>The walls are covered with a King's ransom in antique show posters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-04T04:07:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/24/east-coast-flash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-10</image:title><image:caption>Neighbors</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-11</image:title><image:caption>Do they sell this at Bass Pro Shop?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-7</image:title><image:caption>Shouldn't this be on Cape Cod?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-6</image:title><image:caption>The box looks like scrimshaw</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-5</image:title><image:caption>Nice little palm tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-4</image:title><image:caption>Another re-purposed anchor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-3</image:title><image:caption>This is my favorite</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mailbox-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mailbox-2</image:title><image:caption>Classy Sailfish</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-08T06:29:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/23/eat-at-joes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joes-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOES-5</image:title><image:caption>Worth a trip to Miami.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joes-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOES-4</image:title><image:caption>Gail and Barbara, friends since high school.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joes-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOES-3</image:title><image:caption>This is enough food.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joes-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOES-2</image:title><image:caption>Deconstructed cole slaw, the starter course at Joe's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/joes-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JOES-1</image:title><image:caption>Breaded and fried asparagus, accompanied by a dipping sauce of boursin cheese.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-24T05:33:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/22/worse-than-the-sixth-grade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/120681_gal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>120681_gal</image:title><image:caption>Miles Teller and J K Simmons in Whiplash</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-22T18:51:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/21/dallas-where-else/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-21T21:03:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/17/thats-my-ducks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dsc8557.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC8557</image:title><image:caption>Elizabeth and Frank taking a dip</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-19T17:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/15/valentines-day-romance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/6458032431_a4415833f3_b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>6458032431_a4415833f3_b</image:title><image:caption>A beautiful photo of the sky over Maui.  I wish I had taken it, but I swiped it from Daniela A Nievergelt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/maui.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MAUI</image:title><image:caption>A beautiful shot of the night sky over Maui.  I wish I had taken it, but I swiped it from Google.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-18T19:13:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/13/february-13-2015/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-16T06:30:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/13/not-quite-heaven/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-14T04:16:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/11/torc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/torc-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torc-6</image:title><image:caption>Dark chocolate, hazelnuts, lace crisp and salted caramel ice cream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/torc-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torc-5</image:title><image:caption>Tagliatelle with shaved truffles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/torc-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torc-4</image:title><image:caption>Potatoes, bacon, scallions and creme fraiche</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/torc-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torc-3</image:title><image:caption>Very slowly cooked short rib.  That's  rutabaga in the back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/torc-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torc-2</image:title><image:caption>Sauteed foie gras and huckleberries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/torc-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>torc-1</image:title><image:caption>Green eggs and ham, ad Dr. Seuss never imagined.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-11T09:25:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/02/10/daisy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/dsc8547.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC8547</image:title><image:caption>Looking over the Topher Delany 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missing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/amkitch-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amkitch-1</image:title><image:caption>Tea is not supposed to be red.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-01T07:23:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/30/love-the-movies-hate-the-theater/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-01T02:49:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/29/paint-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/paintnite-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paintnite-13</image:title><image:caption>Eileen's mise en 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out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/paintnite-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paintnite-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/paintnite-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paintnite-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-30T08:17:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/27/american-sniper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cooper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cooper</image:title><image:caption>Bradley Cooper stars in 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Reese Witherspoon in Inherent Vice.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-20T01:08:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/19/millies-kitchen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/millies-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millies-3</image:title><image:caption>Low-brow upscale.  Or high class hoi polloi food.  Hard to tell the difference.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/millies-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millies-2</image:title><image:caption>I think the eggs should all be smooshed into the spuds.  Lots of grape jelly on the toast.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-01T12:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/18/looking-for-a-star/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-19T02:46:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/13/massage-kale-make-big-money/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-10</image:title><image:caption>This should have been mine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-9</image:title><image:caption>Apple crumble</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-8</image:title><image:caption>Black cod on a bare plate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-7</image:title><image:caption>All the little dishes that accompany the meal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-6</image:title><image:caption>Kale and Persimmon salad, post massaging.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-5</image:title><image:caption>Raclette, the fulfillment of a lifelong dream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-4</image:title><image:caption>Grapefruit bitters</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-13T15:44:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/11/the-way-to-los-angeles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cadet-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cadet-2</image:title><image:caption>That's a firetruck on the right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-15T15:56:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/17/shake-well-before-using/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shakewell-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakewell-5</image:title><image:caption>Tim Nugent, General Manager and Partner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shakewell-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakewell-4</image:title><image:caption>Poached eggs on falafel with Spanish chorizo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shakewell-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakewell-3</image:title><image:caption>Eggs, brussels sprouts and potatoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shakewell-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakewell-2</image:title><image:caption>Braised short rib sandwich.  How to get warm from the inside out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/shakewell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shakewell</image:title><image:caption>French toast like mother never made.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T02:30:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2015/01/04/kitchen-door/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kitchendoor-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchendoor-14</image:title><image:caption>Regular and sweet potato fries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kitchendoor-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchendoor-13</image:title><image:caption>Timmy's Singapore Noodles.  They don't say who Timmy is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kitchendoor-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchendoor-11</image:title><image:caption>Armenian Pizza--lamb sausage, harissa yogurt, fresh lettuce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kitchendoor-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchendoor-8</image:title><image:caption>Whole grilled Branzino, just in from the Mediterranean</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kitchendoor-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchendoor-7</image:title><image:caption>The one wing I managed to snag amid the flying forks at the table.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kitchendoor-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchendoor-6</image:title><image:caption>Not very Spicy Cream of Tomato Soup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/kitchendoor-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchendoor-1</image:title><image:caption>The very open and airy interior of the Kitchen Door, featuring a long communal table down the middle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T02:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/30/how-to-get-through-anything/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christmas-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-3</image:title><image:caption>Love the shake, hate the glass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christmas-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas-2</image:title><image:caption>Fries good enough to suit Gail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christmas1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T07:03:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/28/trust-your-friends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ivins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ivins</image:title><image:caption>Kathleen Turner stars as Molly Ivins in Red Hot Patriot at Berkeley Rep.  Photo by Berkeley Rep.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T06:25:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/29/2014-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-30T02:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/25/merry-christmas-to-all-and-to-all-a-good-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christmas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>christmas</image:title><image:caption>Christmas Eve dinner table at Ross and Julies</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-25T22:15:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/22/overpriced-and-underfed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/spqr-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spqr-10</image:title><image:caption>Looks good.  Love the burrata</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/spqr-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spqr-9</image:title><image:caption>A wee, tiny, miniscule appetizer size portion they call lunch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/spqr-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spqr-1</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful granddaughter.  Tiny table.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T20:01:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/27/clean-living-works-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04259</image:title><image:caption>Another real beauty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04257.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04257</image:title><image:caption>I hope this is the start of restoration</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04256</image:title><image:caption>Some vehicles are better restored than others</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04253</image:title><image:caption>The cars aren't the only interesting things to photo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04252.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04252</image:title><image:caption>The plates read 1932</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04250</image:title><image:caption>Muscle cars never go aout of style</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04249.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04249</image:title><image:caption>I thought this was the most beautiful car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04248.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04248</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04247</image:title><image:caption>The glory that was Studebaker</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04244.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04244</image:title><image:caption>Cars that have become collectible just because of age and condition</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:25:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/04/off-on-another-adventure/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/30/like-father-like-son/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04299.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04299</image:title><image:caption>Surprise!!  The Point Reyes bleu cheese is already inside the lettuce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04298.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04298</image:title><image:caption>Mahi-mahi on coconut lime rice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04294.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04294</image:title><image:caption>The salad as it comes to the table</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04289.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04289</image:title><image:caption>Very sweet and crispy wings, on fresh corn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04292.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04292</image:title><image:caption>Warm brussels sprouts salad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/01/you-can-go-home-again/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/02/all-technique-no-passion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2110</image:title><image:caption>Marilyn Monroll--this time they call the filler "crab mix"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2109.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2109</image:title><image:caption>This is a rainbow roll.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2107.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2107</image:title><image:caption>This looks wonderful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/05/starting-off-right-cape-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/img_2117.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2117</image:title><image:caption>I don't know what this is, but I like it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/casablanca-amargura2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Casablanca-amargura2</image:title><image:caption>If it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/06/my-life-is-complete/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-8</image:title><image:caption>Panorama from the bus park on Table Mountain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-7</image:title><image:caption>The marina behind our hotel, Table Mountain in the background.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-6</image:title><image:caption>Looking south towards the coastline and the Twelve Apostles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-5</image:title><image:caption>Table Mountain from the back, with a gondola just reaching the summit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-4</image:title><image:caption>Granddaughters Chloe and Demi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-3</image:title><image:caption>Engraved stele</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-2</image:title><image:caption>The original castle of Cape Town, from the 1600's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-1</image:title><image:caption>This huge pile of chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado and a flood of tomato aioli is what they think is a Club Sandwich here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/06/a-thousand-and-one-nights/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-19</image:title><image:caption>Just one side of the wine cellar, and there is another room, as well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-18</image:title><image:caption>My rooting gallery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-17</image:title><image:caption>A double.  Really and truly--I made the barman show me the shot glass and I measured the booze back into it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-16</image:title><image:caption>They look better at night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-15</image:title><image:caption>A simple yet gorgeous design for a candle.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/07/im-not-accustomed-to-drinking-beer-at-10-a-m/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-15-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-15-2</image:title><image:caption>There are strange characters everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:24:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/08/africa-time/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:23:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/13/out-of-darkness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-47</image:title><image:caption>A very distinguished couple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-46</image:title><image:caption>Just one of the many elephants we saw in Chobe Game Park.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/capetown-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAPETOWN-45</image:title><image:caption>Water lilies by the thousand grow in the marsh area.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:23:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/14/deep-overload/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dsc04379.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04379</image:title><image:caption>A little kid in a local village.  No reason, I just like kids.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dsc6638.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC6638</image:title><image:caption>A sea eagle rises from the reeds.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dsc6412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC6412</image:title><image:caption>Water buffalo.  Not graceful or beautiful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dsc6365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC6365</image:title><image:caption>Elephants in the water.  I like elephants almost as much as I like kids.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/15/victoria-falls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/victoriafalls-50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VICTORIAFALLS-50</image:title><image:caption>The entire column of mist is turned into a rainbow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/victoriafalls-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VICTORIAFALLS-49</image:title><image:caption>Now a view from the east looking back</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/victoriafalls-48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VICTORIAFALLS-48</image:title><image:caption>A view to the northeast, showing the immensity of the falls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/victoriafalls-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VICTORIAFALLS-47</image:title><image:caption>sdf</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/victoriafalls-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VICTORIAFALLS-46</image:title><image:caption>The Zambezi river spreading out over a basalt base in Zambia, leading up to the falls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/victoriafalls-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>VICTORIAFALLS-45</image:title><image:caption>The mist rising from the falls can be seen for up to 30 miles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:22:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/17/roughing-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-4</image:title><image:caption>Did you know the collective noun for a group of zebras is a "dazzle"?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-3</image:title><image:caption>Another rhino photo just for Susan Rowley, who has a fixation on them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-2</image:title><image:caption>The rare white rhino, hunted almost to extinction by poachers who only want the horns--which are worth more than their weight in gold.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-1</image:title><image:caption>We were incredibly lucky to run into this leopard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:22:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/20/home-again-home-again-jiggity-jig/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-24</image:title><image:caption>I think the Southern Cross is in there somewhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-23</image:title><image:caption>The last animal of the trip.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-22</image:title><image:caption>The tiny and reclusive bush baby.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-21</image:title><image:caption>Big Bird in the wild, no Mr. Snuffleupagus</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-20</image:title><image:caption>Mufasa?  More like Scar.  This old, tired, sleepy, beaten up lion was the only one we saw all week--not for lack of trying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-19</image:title><image:caption>The little one is snuggling up to mom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-18</image:title><image:caption>Our own home grown tracker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-17</image:title><image:caption>With a smile like that, you'd think the game would come racing toward us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-16</image:title><image:caption>I like these animals.  When they walk or run there is nothing more graceful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kruger-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KRUGER-15</image:title><image:caption>Rudi, our very talented and knowledgable guide.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:22:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/21/a-government-program-that-works/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/global-entry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Global Entry</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/06/23/watch-the-birdie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-45</image:title><image:caption>Jesus bird</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-44</image:title><image:caption>Jesus bird</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-43</image:title><image:caption>Jesus bird</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-42</image:title><image:caption>Jesus bird</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-41</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-40</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-37</image:title><image:caption>Egyptian Goose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/africanbird-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AFRICANBIRD-36</image:title><image:caption>Cormorant</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:21:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/06/just-a-quiet-saturday-afternoon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-26</image:title><image:caption>A big hat can double as a fan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-25</image:title><image:caption>Make of this what you will</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-24</image:title><image:caption>Some guys can just rock a glittery miniskirt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-23</image:title><image:caption>This is Carter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-22</image:title><image:caption>No, not the most perfect drag ever.  Annalise just threw something on for the party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-21</image:title><image:caption>The party is blessed when Jesus Himself arrives</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-19</image:title><image:caption>I've never seen hot dog cookies before.  This was as wild as the party got.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-18</image:title><image:caption>Dave was a knockout as Tarzana, Rob kind of wimped out on the costume.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dragbbq-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragbbq-17</image:title><image:caption>Something casual</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:21:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/10/looking-for-more-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sunset</image:title><image:caption>From the 20th floor balcony after 10 at night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04699.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04699</image:title><image:caption>Fish and chips that wouldn't make it in London</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04698.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04698</image:title><image:caption>Sockeye salmon, with potatoes and veggies.  Creamed spinach in the background.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04695.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04695</image:title><image:caption>This could be the inspiration for the Impressionists</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rouge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rouge</image:title><image:caption>The closest seat pitch in the universe.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:21:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/11/1000-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04735.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04735</image:title><image:caption>A bourbon-maple ice cream sandwich.  The little thing sticking up is a tiny strip of bacon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04732.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04732</image:title><image:caption>Unconventional Fish and Chips</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04725.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04725</image:title><image:caption>Hells Gate, on the Fraser River.  Supposedly as much water through this small gap as all of Niagara.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04717.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04717</image:title><image:caption>Passengers all taking really bad photos of the scenery.  They will mostly get their own reflections.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04709.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04709</image:title><image:caption>Breakfast--scrambled eggs, roasted potatoes and smoked salmon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04708.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04708</image:title><image:caption>Kumquat leaves. just because I liked the way they look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04703.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04703</image:title><image:caption>The table setting from the train</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04702.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04702</image:title><image:caption>A boy and his mom on the domed railroad car.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04700</image:title><image:caption>Gail, Ross and the Piper as we got on the train in Vanvouver</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/13/the-missing-photos/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:21:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/13/the-end-of-the-line/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04783.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04783</image:title><image:caption>The beets and potatoes were as attractive a presentation as I've seen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04774.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04774</image:title><image:caption>You don't have to know what you're doing to rent a canoe.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04771.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04771</image:title><image:caption>Sure is green water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04769.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04769</image:title><image:caption>Takakkaw Falls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04765.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04765</image:title><image:caption>The dangerous wildlife of Alberta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04756.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04756</image:title><image:caption>Lake Moraine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04754.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04754</image:title><image:caption>Two doofusses (doofi?) for our amusement</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04750</image:title><image:caption>Lake Louise in the morning.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04742.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04742</image:title><image:caption>A marvel of efficiency and design--the railroad kitchen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04740.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04740</image:title><image:caption>People like to wave at the train</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:21:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/20/wrap-it-up-bitch-im-ready-to-dance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04805.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04805</image:title><image:caption>Greg Miller as Elvis Presley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/showgirls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SHOWGIRLS</image:title><image:caption>Bridge tournaments are all just hard work for me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:20:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/23/success-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04819</image:title><image:caption>The magic bits on the director's screen.  We're in the big time, if only the small end of it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:20:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/07/24/living-high-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04818.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04818</image:title><image:caption>Jumping off an 800 foot tall tower just for the heck of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04817.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04817</image:title><image:caption>A most inventive salmon dish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04815.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04815</image:title><image:caption>Smoked rack of lamb with bean, corn, pancetta and tomato ragout.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04812.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04812</image:title><image:caption>Heirloom tomato caprese salad with watermelon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04811.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04811</image:title><image:caption>That's some good baking going on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dsc04810.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04810</image:title><image:caption>Making the butter fancy to class up the 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ball.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/angie-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angie-1</image:title><image:caption>Angie winning the tip-off</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:20:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/03/i-find-myself-conflicted/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:20:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/05/bearding-the-lion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/facebook-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>facebook-1</image:title><image:caption>There is no valet parking at Fat Slice</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:19:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/06/up-close-at-the-ballet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/companyc-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CompanyC-8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:19:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/09/doing-the-happy-dance/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/11/robin-williams/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/14/saturday-night-blues/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:18:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/20/i-could-have-watched-all-night/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:18:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/27/pretty-hot-and-tasty/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:18:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/27/get-rich-quick/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:18:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/29/you-need-to-watch-this-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:17:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/08/31/forty-bucks-of-mediocre/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:17:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/01/hotel-food-done-right/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:17:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/07/a-star-is-born/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:17:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/09/bistro-don-giovanni/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-19</image:title><image:caption>Mike and the boss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-18</image:title><image:caption>The most addictive thing you can put in a martini glass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-15</image:title><image:caption>Fritto Misto--the lightest, tastiest fried food ever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-14</image:title><image:caption>Leek Risotto with short ribs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-13</image:title><image:caption>Grilled Salmon, mashed spuds and tiny tomatoes.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-11</image:title><image:caption>This presentation went for height.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-10</image:title><image:caption>A lovely geometric presentation, a panoply of color</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-7</image:title><image:caption>This might be sufficient for a bar, but not for a meal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dongiovanni-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dongiovanni-4</image:title><image:caption>A kinetic water feature--just what every garden needs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-27T22:15:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/13/no-buzz-just-buzzwords/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/14/a-one-egg-omelet-for-12/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ostrich-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ostrich-3</image:title><image:caption>The finished product</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ostrich-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ostrich-2</image:title><image:caption>That's a big frying pan very full of egg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ostrich-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ostrich-1</image:title><image:caption>The egg we had for brunch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:17:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/17/in-the-land-of-the-tiny-tiny-coke-can/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:16:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/20/kinderdik-or-why-there-are-windmills/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-28</image:title><image:caption>The real thing, not all painted pretty, just used every day to keep his feet warm and dry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-25</image:title><image:caption>Just a few of the 19 working watermills here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-21</image:title><image:caption>This was built about 350 years ago.  Still works.   Still must be used regularly to maintain the Heritage Site.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-19</image:title><image:caption>Too bad they weren't working when I was there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-15</image:title><image:caption>Not relevant but phtographically mandatory.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-7</image:title><image:caption>A standard here, rare in the States.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-5</image:title><image:caption>Eggs, bacon, sausage, potatoes, all the usual breakfast items.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kinderdik-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kinderdik-4</image:title><image:caption>Smiling staff are a good way to start the day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:16:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/22/cologne-and-photokina/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photokina-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photokina-9</image:title><image:caption>This guy may be the definition of cute.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photokina-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photokina-3</image:title><image:caption>Gail can make even this look good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photokina-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photokina-14</image:title><image:caption>Cologne cathedral.  They are slowly starting to clean and repair it after centuries of neglect and a couple of world wars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photokina-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photokina-13</image:title><image:caption>Pretending to be a big time photo pro</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photokina-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photokina-12</image:title><image:caption>Cory Rich talking about the making of 'Dedication"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photokina-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photokina-6</image:title><image:caption>Gail can make even this look good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:16:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/22/name-that-car/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/strangecar-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strangecar-7</image:title><image:caption>Miltenberg, the pearl of the Main river</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/strangecar-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strangecar-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/strangecar-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strangecar-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/strangecar-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strangecar-3</image:title><image:caption>The whole hood hinges forward like the old XKE</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/strangecar-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strangecar-2</image:title><image:caption>You can see the nameplate here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/strangecar-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strangecar-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:16:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/27/liars-damned-liars-travel-brochure-writers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-10</image:title><image:caption>The green valleys of Germany, looking down on the river Taube.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-9</image:title><image:caption>Rothenberg Schneebälle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-8</image:title><image:caption>The sauerkraut is marinated in wine.  Not a bad idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-7</image:title><image:caption>Wine and beer make good photos.  Gail liked the wine glass, but wanted ones with a brown stem.  Not to be found, unfortunately.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-6</image:title><image:caption>Probably cleaner than it was in 1350, but pretty much the same.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-5</image:title><image:caption>An entrance to the city</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-4</image:title><image:caption>Very big gate, very small door for latecomers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-3</image:title><image:caption>If you can't have a big sign, you can have an old car painted with the name of your store.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rothenburg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rothenburg-2</image:title><image:caption>Half-timbered architecture is the hallmark of medieval German building.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:16:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/28/bamberg-the-cincinnati-of-the-rhine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-11</image:title><image:caption>An enormous chocolate truffle, dripping with raspberry coulis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-10</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly my favorite dish of pasta, but close.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-4</image:title><image:caption>Bars don't look this good in Walnut Creek.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-3</image:title><image:caption>Hard to miss who did this work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bamberg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bamberg-2</image:title><image:caption>An impressive paint job</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/28/now-some-modern-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/courtroom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>courtroom</image:title><image:caption>A panorama of the entire room.  The crucifix is modern, and will be covered on request.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-8</image:title><image:caption>Two towers of Nuremberg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-7</image:title><image:caption>A lunch fit for a burgher.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-6</image:title><image:caption>Pig knuckle.  It tastes better than it looks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-4</image:title><image:caption>asd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-3</image:title><image:caption>Photograph supposedly of a major rally in Berlin in January, 1933.  Then somenone noticed that nobody is wearing a coat--the photograph is a staged recreation for propaganda purposes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-2</image:title><image:caption>Now in a state of major disrepair, the platform from which Hitler spoke is still visible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nurenburg-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurenburg-1</image:title><image:caption>The great unfinished coliseum is now a museum</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:15:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/09/30/vienna-nothing-clever-just-vienna/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-10</image:title><image:caption>HDR photo of St. Stephans Cathedral.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-9</image:title><image:caption>There's a cottage industry--knitting horse ear caps.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-8</image:title><image:caption>I could take photos of cute kids forever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-7</image:title><image:caption>I'm used to dumplings made with Bisquick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-5</image:title><image:caption>The Blue Cow.  Not muted.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-4</image:title><image:caption>This color actually complements the palette of the impressionists quite well.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-3</image:title><image:caption>Miro painting and sculpture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-2</image:title><image:caption>I liked the patterns on the roof.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vienna-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vienna-1</image:title><image:caption>One of the Lipizanner stalions in his stable.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:15:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/01/and-a-nation-emerges/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-10</image:title><image:caption>I doubt that they pay royalties on the name or image of the bridge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-9</image:title><image:caption>Plastic gloves for hygeine
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-8</image:title><image:caption>Hellmann's/Best Foods is everywhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-7</image:title><image:caption>Working, but not working hard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-6</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly "working", is he?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-5</image:title><image:caption>Micky D's bows to civic pressure.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-4</image:title><image:caption>Table decorations in place as the city wakes up.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-3</image:title><image:caption>Literally not enough room to swing a cat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-2</image:title><image:caption>Coming up to the city gate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bratislava-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bratislava-1</image:title><image:caption>You justr don't see this in other European countries.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:15:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/03/how-not-to-end-a-vacation/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:15:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/04/the-other-end-of-the-car-spectrum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trabant-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trabant-6</image:title><image:caption>Not a plush interior</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trabant-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trabant-5</image:title><image:caption>It isn't any prettier from this side.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trabant-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trabant-4</image:title><image:caption>Plastic body parts don't rust.  Not pretty, but effective.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trabant-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trabant-3</image:title><image:caption>No frills transportation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trabant-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trabant-2</image:title><image:caption>The only way to keep on running, I guess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trabant-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trabant-1</image:title><image:caption> A very lovely example of the station wagon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/04/illusions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/illusion-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>illusion-3</image:title><image:caption>The water was very still and quiet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/illusion-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>illusion-2</image:title><image:caption>Like being all alone in the world</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/illusion-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>illusion-1</image:title><image:caption>Hard to believe we're in a well developed continent.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:14:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/05/more-buda-less-pest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>The view from our window. Photo by Gail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-10</image:title><image:caption>The building had some interesting features.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-8</image:title><image:caption>Castle on the hill</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-5</image:title><image:caption>Okay, ponies are cute</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-4</image:title><image:caption>So beautiful she could be in Vogue</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest-3</image:title><image:caption>Standing on 2 horses, controlling 3 more.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:14:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/06/finding-the-meaning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest2-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest2-3</image:title><image:caption>Dalkon shield and its shadow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest2-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest2-2</image:title><image:caption>36 different shapes on the wall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/budapest2-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budapest2-1</image:title><image:caption>Jane Burton, artist and friend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:14:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/10/the-most-important-person-at-att/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/stephanie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephanie</image:title><image:caption>Stephanie, the single most important person in the corporation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:14:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/16/they-cant-all-be-winners-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/murraycircle-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murraycircle-4</image:title><image:caption>The parasol will never go out of style.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/murraycircle-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murraycircle-3</image:title><image:caption>Biscuits and gravy, so they think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/murraycircle-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murraycircle-2</image:title><image:caption>Edible huevos rancheros.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/murraycircle-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>murraycircle-1</image:title><image:caption>Lettuce Chicken cups.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/blueangels-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blueangels-2</image:title><image:caption>This photo needs no caption</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/blueangels-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blueangels-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/24/service-its-always-the-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lesen-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lesen-8</image:title><image:caption>Profiteroles with gelato. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lesen-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lesen-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lesen-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lesen-4</image:title><image:caption>Duck breast as it should be served.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:13:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/27/jack-scott/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/photokina-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photokina-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/amsterdam-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amsterdam-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-26T04:09:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/10/29/not-quite-carmel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-8</image:title><image:caption>The sign says it all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-7</image:title><image:caption>Ducks to the left of me, ducks to the right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-6</image:title><image:caption>Ducks, ducks and more ducks.  And some geese.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-5</image:title><image:caption>Why a fireplace here?  Why not?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-4</image:title><image:caption>One of those ancient oaks, with interesting lamps hanging beneath.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-3</image:title><image:caption>Half a chicken panini but a full set-up.  Nice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-2</image:title><image:caption>Melon and cucumber gazpacho</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ojai-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OJAI-1</image:title><image:caption>There is no meat in the lkj;lkj.  The price on the guacamole is insane.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:12:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/01/three-times-must-be-charming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cava-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cava-5</image:title><image:caption>Pozole, the pride of Montecito
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cava-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cava-4</image:title><image:caption>Sour cream, guacamole, tomatoes, salsa verde</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cava-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cava-3</image:title><image:caption>A sizzling plate of chicken, onions and green peppers, the heart of the fajita.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cava-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cava-2</image:title><image:caption>Lime, onion, radish, cabbage, avocado, oregano and cilantro.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cava-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cava-1-2</image:title><image:caption>There ate excellent rock shrimp tacos under there somewhere.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cava-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cava-1</image:title><image:caption>Black bean salsa to start with.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/01/neverland-never-more/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-20</image:title><image:caption>A gleeful Ed attacks his puff pastry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-19</image:title><image:caption>The gates to Neverland.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-17</image:title><image:caption>The mystery tidy person</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-16</image:title><image:caption>I think the second from the right is Michael.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-15</image:title><image:caption>Fans come from all over the world to pay their respects.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-13</image:title><image:caption>Ed wanted proof that he was there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-12</image:title><image:caption>"Italian enchiladas"?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-8</image:title><image:caption>Very busy veal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/santaynez-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santaynez-7</image:title><image:caption>Garden fresh tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, basil and olive oil.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:12:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/10/deathtrap-at-the-lesher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tendorp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tendorp</image:title><image:caption>Helga Tendorp</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/deathtrap2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deathtrap2</image:title><image:caption>tom dick and harry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/deathtrap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deathtrap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:12:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/12/lucca-benicia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucca-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucca-13</image:title><image:caption>Fish, chips and asparagus.  The English ought to try this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucca-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucca-11</image:title><image:caption>Black Cod on lentils and squash puree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucca-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucca-9</image:title><image:caption>A very attractive salad, if you like beets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucca-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucca-3</image:title><image:caption>Warm Olives</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lucca-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucca-1</image:title><image:caption>Just to make sure you don't forget where you're eating.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:12:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/14/all-that-jazz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harringtoncd-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarringtonCD-49</image:title><image:caption>Becky and friends</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harringtoncd-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarringtonCD-38</image:title><image:caption>John doing it like nobody else.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harringtoncd-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarringtonCD-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harringtoncd-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarringtonCD-27</image:title><image:caption>Who wakes up one morning and says "I want to be a vibraphonist?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harringtoncd-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarringtonCD-20</image:title><image:caption>Gail, with Joe, Mary and Ted</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harringtoncd-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarringtonCD-13</image:title><image:caption>Not that I notice redheads.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/harringtoncd-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarringtonCD-10</image:title><image:caption>The bar at Cafe Anton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:11:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/16/ah-chu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/untitled-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-18</image:title><image:caption>Chinese vegetables, tofu, willow tree fungus, mung bean thread, mushrooms soy garlic </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/untitled-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-17</image:title><image:caption>This is some good pork</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/untitled-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-16</image:title><image:caption>Red Curry Prawns</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/untitled-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-15</image:title><image:caption>Our gang, looking tiny as I shot from the stairs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/untitled-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-13</image:title><image:caption>A first class presentation of pot stickers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/untitled-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-11</image:title><image:caption>I didn't plan on taking a selfie, it just happened.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title><image:caption>The incredible view off Danny's deck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:11:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/24/off-to-the-bead-show/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-11</image:title><image:caption>Kathy and  Nina</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-10</image:title><image:caption>All colors of turquoise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-9</image:title><image:caption>These are very large "beads" that can be strung into a necklace.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-8</image:title><image:caption>More hand crafted glass
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-7</image:title><image:caption>All silver
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-6</image:title><image:caption>West African items</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-5</image:title><image:caption>It's a big event</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-4</image:title><image:caption>Cast or blown glass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-3</image:title><image:caption>Just on of hundreds of vendors and his extensive wares.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/beadshow-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beadshow-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:11:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/28/goat-yes-yak-no/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/aframe-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aframe-2</image:title><image:caption>Lamb, goat and chicken dishes create a feast of flavors.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/28/a-different-kind-of-thanks/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:11:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/11/29/pretty-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/susanonrajah.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SusanonRajah</image:title><image:caption>    </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/kitchensinkbath.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitchensinkbath</image:title><image:caption>Gail and her sister Susan getting a bath in the kitchen sink.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/blogphoto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blogphoto</image:title><image:caption>Susan on the her father's horse.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:10:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/07/art-art-and-more-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-90</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-86.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-86</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-85</image:title><image:caption>An incredible amount of work went into this look</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-75</image:title><image:caption>This seems like a terrible thing to do to a Rolls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-73.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-73</image:title><image:caption>His and hers shoes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-72.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-72</image:title><image:caption>Special from the heels to the tiara</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-69.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-69</image:title><image:caption>You don't have to be under 25 to have style and fashion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-68.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-68</image:title><image:caption>Just style</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-67.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-67</image:title><image:caption>This man lives his art</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-66.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-66</image:title><image:caption>I'm not a beach guy, but i could sit out here all day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:10:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/08/heavy-solid-dinner/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:10:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/10/weeki-wachee-springs-or-how-i-learned-to-love-mermaids/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-171.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-171</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-162.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-162</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-150.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-150</image:title><image:caption>Nothing hidden on the bottom of this river.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-144.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-144</image:title><image:caption>Cypress tree covered in Spanish Moss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-142.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-142</image:title><image:caption>Just another beautiful mermaid</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-75</image:title><image:caption>The Evil Sea Hag</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-71</image:title><image:caption>Little Mermaid and a turtle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-61</image:title><image:caption>The action in a dance number</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-47</image:title><image:caption>The Little Maid</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/weekiwachee-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weekiwachee-30</image:title><image:caption>5 year old alligator</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:10:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/08/different-strokes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130508-090119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130508-090119.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:07:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/12/im-an-old-cow-hand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-10</image:title><image:caption>A boy and his mom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-9</image:title><image:caption>Bright lights, small city</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-8</image:title><image:caption>For camera geeks, this was at ISO 6400</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-7</image:title><image:caption>Jim Hussey at the pedal steel guitar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-6</image:title><image:caption>Boots hanging from the ceiling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-5</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly like performing in Madison Square Garden</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-4</image:title><image:caption>Gail, Robin Bob, Ruth, Bob, Jeannie and Bill having dinner in a phone booth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-3</image:title><image:caption>A full rack of ribs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS-2</image:title><image:caption>An odd presentation with the big glob of seasoned butter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/moresis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MORESIS</image:title><image:caption>This is a stick to your ribs kind of dinner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/12/your-government-at-work-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>Always try to scare the citizens, it's the easy way to motivate them.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:04:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/12/magic-in-walnut-creek/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:03:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/14/bern-ed-in-tampa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-77</image:title><image:caption>Peach, strawberry and chocolate malted ice cream and 3 cherries.  Heaven on a plate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-71</image:title><image:caption>Our waiter assiduously rubbing the bowl with garlic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-70.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-70</image:title><image:caption>Lovely foie gras</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-66.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-66</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-62.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-62</image:title><image:caption>Just a tiny entryway.  With our guide and SR</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T07:02:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/18/found-the-beef-wheres-the-bourbon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title><image:caption>Fried Chicken, biscuit and some kind of slaw</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title><image:caption>A pile of ribs and  a game of Jenga at the same time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T06:09:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/22/birder-watching/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-59</image:title><image:caption>You'd hope some Boy Scout troop would clean this up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-57</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if he calls his camera 'baby"?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-43</image:title><image:caption>This just amuses me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-39</image:title><image:caption>Mallards are beautiful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-33</image:title><image:caption>Does this many birds make it a birdwalk?
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-38</image:title><image:caption>There's a bird out there somewhere.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-32</image:title><image:caption>Are we really supposed to believe this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-23</image:title><image:caption>That hat is leftover from WWI, I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-19</image:title><image:caption>Looks like a duck to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/untitled-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-20</image:title><image:caption>When life imitates the  Norman Rockwell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T23:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/12/04/art-basel-miami/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-30</image:title><image:caption>Looks like soap suds, tastes like bacon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-26</image:title><image:caption>That's the way his tie is supposed to look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-21</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if he has camera covers to match all his shoes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-20</image:title><image:caption>Work, work, work.  These two travelled from Europe to staff the booth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-17</image:title><image:caption>There are dapper men here, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-16</image:title><image:caption>A necklace to remember</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-15</image:title><image:caption>I just liked this dress</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-12</image:title><image:caption>Wow</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-10</image:title><image:caption>there must be a reason for this.  I wish I knew what.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/artbasel-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artbasel-8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-06T21:02:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/24/the-eagle-soars-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-25T11:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/23/happy-sappy-a-star-is-born/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spellingbee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spellingbee</image:title><image:caption>Leanne Borghesi and the Cast (except for me)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-24T05:56:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/17/how-to-lose-friends-and-customers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04177.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04177</image:title><image:caption>Gail's new totem, by Donna Billick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04176</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04175.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04175</image:title><image:caption>The best of life is friends around the table.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04174.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04174</image:title><image:caption>Buffet line</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04172</image:title><image:caption>Cooking an enormous pan of paella on my super duper paella maker</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-17T23:28:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/17/the-beer-was-cold-the-sandwich-was-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04189.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04189</image:title><image:caption>Having the cole slaw instead of the fries.  See how healthy I'm eating?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04188.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04188</image:title><image:caption>Tasty, crispy sandwich and nice fat fries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04186.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04186</image:title><image:caption>Fish and chips, Rusty Porthole style</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04184.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04184</image:title><image:caption>Amazing how much trouble can look this good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04183.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04183</image:title><image:caption>Sounds like a plan to me.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04182.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04182</image:title><image:caption>Not where you usually find me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04181</image:title><image:caption>Best friends in the whole world</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-17T22:27:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/17/its-good-to-be-xxcentric/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-17T21:30:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/12/39-the-hard-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/joan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joan</image:title><image:caption>Happy Birthday Joan
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-13T01:31:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/12/at-the-old-ball-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc041561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04156</image:title><image:caption>The full panorama of the game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04158</image:title><image:caption>A man who puts the fan in fanatic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04153.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04153</image:title><image:caption>Josh  Donaldson ties the game with a double in the bottom of the ninth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/dsc04136.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC04136</image:title><image:caption>The best cheering duo in the stadium.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-12T07:49:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/09/jack-fulcher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/302.jpg</image:loc><image:title>302</image:title><image:caption>The Flower of Danville with Gail and Jack</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>301</image:title><image:caption>On the way to Ashland for a weekend of theater</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-14T15:55:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/05/04/the-evolution-of-medicine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/incision.jpg</image:loc><image:title>incision</image:title><image:caption>Yep, that little tiny nick is all it took.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-04T14:08:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/29/the-worst-food-in-walnut-creek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/kaiser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kaiser</image:title><image:caption>Not the dinner of champions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-04T13:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/27/gatlinburg-wrap-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/brolly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brolly</image:title><image:caption>High quality manufacturing is always worth the investment</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-29T05:15:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/24/i-will-not-bring-this-home/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-25T05:16:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/23/i-played-47-hands-well-today/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-25T05:20:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/22/dannys-dream-comes-true/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dan</image:title><image:caption>Danny is sitting across from Eric Rodwell.  Dreams do come true</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T03:19:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/21/monday-in-gatlinburg/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-22T05:50:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/20/off-to-a-good-start/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/admiral.jpg</image:loc><image:title>admiral</image:title><image:caption>Not much business too early on a Sunday morning.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-21T05:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/20/on-the-wall-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-99.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-99</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-97.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-97</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-96.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-96</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-94.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-94</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-93.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-93</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-91.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-91</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-90</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-89.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-89</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-88.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-88</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/davis-87.jpg</image:loc><image:title>davis-87</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-20T23:15:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/16/alone-desolate-and-forlorn/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-17T05:36:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/13/this-is-a-tough-field/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-14T00:26:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/07/23/navplion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/navplion-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAVPLION-2</image:title><image:caption>It isn't really fair to make fun of their English, but I just can't resist.  Given the taste of the wine, this may not be an error....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/navplion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAVPLION</image:title><image:caption>Westward view of the canal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/navplion-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAVPLION-3</image:title><image:caption>Fortress built in the harbor during the Turkish occupation</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-13T23:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/13/2-2-%e2%89%a0-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dailygrill-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dailygrill-3</image:title><image:caption>This is a beautiful dinner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dailygrill-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dailygrill-2</image:title><image:caption>Good fish, good chips, great  cole slaw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dailygrill-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dailygrill-1</image:title><image:caption>Pasta good, chicken meh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-13T23:00:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/04/12/more-barefoot-country/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dsc03948.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03948</image:title><image:caption>Enraptured fan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dsc03944.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03944</image:title><image:caption>Bulky security guard to make us all safer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dsc03940.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03940</image:title><image:caption>Just because the band is playing doesn't mean they turn off the Giants or A's game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dsc03935.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03935</image:title><image:caption>Jean and Ruth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dsc03932.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03932</image:title><image:caption>Wouldn't this pique your interest?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dsc03931.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03931</image:title><image:caption>The AnEEmaul herself.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-12T22:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/29/we-found-chef-arnold/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martini-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini-15</image:title><image:caption>Chef Arnold Pulido at the helm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martini-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini-10</image:title><image:caption>A frying pan full of Manilla clams served in a Thai curry broth</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martini-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini-9</image:title><image:caption>Meatball in soft polenta.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martini-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini-3</image:title><image:caption>A very Asian salad topped with seared Ahi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martini-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini-5</image:title><image:caption>Crispy Southwest Wontons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/martini-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini-1</image:title><image:caption>Paper thin raw beef--it pays to know the chef.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-31T01:47:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/28/international-pizza-expo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-29</image:title><image:caption>Oreo pizza.  I think I'm in heavern</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-28</image:title><image:caption>More dessert pizza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-27</image:title><image:caption>Three very tired executives</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-25</image:title><image:caption>Pretty from both sides, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-24</image:title><image:caption>Can't have a trade show without pretty girls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-23</image:title><image:caption>A different pizza slice costume</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-21</image:title><image:caption>More decor items</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-15</image:title><image:caption>Buy the costume, get the hat.  Over 50 people commented to me today about my cool hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-10</image:title><image:caption>Kate and Gail with a walking slice of pizza.  We bought this costume as a marketing tools.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/pizza-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pizza-8</image:title><image:caption>He came from Germany for the trade show.  Now he's going home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-29T01:56:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/26/this-could-be-dicey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cup-e1395896445924.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cup</image:title><image:caption>For this price I want a barista to come to my room and brew it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/drape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drape</image:title><image:caption>These belong in the Bates Motel, not a supposedly 4 star resort hotel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lvh-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lvh-6</image:title><image:caption>Not quite my style.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lvh-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lvh-5</image:title><image:caption>Functional but not pretty.  At least there are 4 bath towels, </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lvh-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lvh-4</image:title><image:caption>Sterile is supposed to refer to the sanitation, not the decor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lvh-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lvh-3</image:title><image:caption>Wallpaper peeling away next to the tub</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lvh-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lvh-1</image:title><image:caption>Your basic room.  Notice the light not working over the bed on the left.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T23:36:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/26/wrapping-up/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-26T17:44:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/22/missed-it-by-that-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/untitled-7-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-7-2</image:title><image:caption>The scallop dinner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title><image:caption>Very interesting treatment of the beets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/untitled-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4</image:title><image:caption>As upscale as hamburger gets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title><image:caption>Sparkling New Mexico wine and a white truffle devilled egg with caviar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T17:43:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/24/keeping-the-options-open/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-25T06:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/23/sunday-night/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-24T15:27:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/21/q-at-last-q-at-last-praise-god-almighty-we-qd-at-last/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bigd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigd</image:title><image:caption>That's us, with a great big Q by our names.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bigeye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bigeye</image:title><image:caption>A monument to the NSA perhaps?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-22T19:38:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/20/living-the-high-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kfc2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kfc2</image:title><image:caption>Can't get any finer than this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kfc1-e1395361630293.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kfc1</image:title><image:caption>Even Mrs. Butterworth would be ashamed of this.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-28T14:00:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/20/i-think-this-will-be-huge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140320-170852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140320-170852.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-20T22:13:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/16/lunch-at-al-the-wops/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-32</image:title><image:caption>Walking wisdom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-30</image:title><image:caption>Too much blossom, too few leaves.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-25</image:title><image:caption>Some old bank.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-24</image:title><image:caption>It isn't hard to find</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-21</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-18</image:title><image:caption>Main Street in Locke, mostly unchanged in a century</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-17</image:title><image:caption>The proverbial other side of the street</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-16</image:title><image:caption>As the motorcycle gang becomes more like the Kiwanis.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-13</image:title><image:caption>Bubba, the bartender.  You just knew he would be named Bubba, didn't you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/locke-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>locke-10</image:title><image:caption>The burger was good, the fries not so much.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-27T05:12:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/14/going-to-xxtremes/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-15T21:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/07/it-must-be-spring/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/20140307-093557.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20140307-093557.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-11T21:34:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/06/i-hate-it-when-i-lose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/foodshop-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foodshop-6</image:title><image:caption>Beef cheeks sound odd but look normal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/foodshop-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foodshop-4</image:title><image:caption>Caesar salad done the right way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T08:54:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/01/two-quick-movie-reviews/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-02T08:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/03/01/the-pearl-of-napa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dsc03650.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03650</image:title><image:caption>Nikkie and Peter Zeller</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dsc03649.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03649</image:title><image:caption>Not the flashiest of presentations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dsc03647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03647</image:title><image:caption>Taking the taco seriously upscale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dsc03646.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03646</image:title><image:caption>The easy way to eat your veggies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-02T18:46:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/24/good-eats-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/royalindia-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>royalindia-4</image:title><image:caption>Lots of curry and rice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/royalindia-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>royalindia-1</image:title><image:caption>Indian beer is good, and more of it is better.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-24T08:30:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/17/win-some/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sad-clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad-clown</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-17T19:05:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/16/and-then-the-fat-lady-sang/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/be00e-blythe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>be00e-blythe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-16T23:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/14/a-well-spent-5-44/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03593-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03593-Edit</image:title><image:caption>Doug Wendt playing classical guitar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03588.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03588</image:title><image:caption>The same taters and sprouts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03587.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03587</image:title><image:caption>Apple cider brined pork chops.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-14T16:57:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/13/google-will-rule-the-earth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/birthday12-hp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>birthday12-hp</image:title><image:caption>The Google doodle I saw today</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T20:06:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/13/the-indispensable-olympian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/alw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>alw</image:title><image:caption>The man the Olympics can't do without.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T08:34:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/12/casual-italian-in-berkeley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03577.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03577</image:title><image:caption>Probably not house made, but good</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03576.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03576</image:title><image:caption>The doily doesn't really dress it up that much.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03575.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03575</image:title><image:caption>Pasta Carbonara</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03571</image:title><image:caption>Not your mother's corn meal mush.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03569.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03569</image:title><image:caption>You are supposed to be able to work it out for yourself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03566.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03566</image:title><image:caption>Gail wearing Toby's down jacket.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03565.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03565</image:title><image:caption>The nice looking open kitchen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03564.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03564</image:title><image:caption>The menu board is simply but complete</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-13T02:48:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/10/finally-something-new/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03562.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03562</image:title><image:caption>A very sexy bar area</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03561.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03561</image:title><image:caption>Napa cabbage, bacon, mushrooms, red wine vinaigrette and grilled chicken.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03559</image:title><image:caption>The Sunday special</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dsc03556.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03556</image:title><image:caption>Paper thin slices of raw beef with arugula, capers, red onion and mustard sauce.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-10T08:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/02/01/stop-me-before-i-binge-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bacon2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon2</image:title><image:caption>Kevin Bacon stars as Ryan Hardy in The Following</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-02T06:15:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/30/avoid-the-line-at-immigration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/global-entry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Global Entry</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes the government does things right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-30T20:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/25/the-connections-of-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pecanpie-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecanpie-13</image:title><image:caption>Nancy's personal Pi plate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pecanpie-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecanpie-9</image:title><image:caption>The perfect pecan pie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pecanpie-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecanpie-8</image:title><image:caption>On pie, ready for the oven.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pecanpie-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecanpie-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pecanpie-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecanpie-5</image:title><image:caption>Rolling out the dough between sheet of waxed paper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pecanpie-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecanpie-2</image:title><image:caption>More necessities of baking</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pecanpie-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pecanpie-1</image:title><image:caption>Starting supplies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/daphne6mo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>daphne6mo-21</image:title><image:caption>Daphne Harrington</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-31T22:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/22/unclear-on-the-concept/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/isa-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISA-5</image:title><image:caption>Scallops and brussels sprouts.  A great idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/isa-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISA-4</image:title><image:caption>A deceptively good dish.,
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/isa-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISA-3</image:title><image:caption>Petrale sole</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/isa-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISA-2</image:title><image:caption>An excellent plate of mussels was presented</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/isa-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ISA-1</image:title><image:caption>The very colorful indoor/outdoor back room of Isa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-23T07:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/20/black-veiled-monster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dench</image:title><image:caption>Judi Dench and Steve Coogan star in Philomena</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-21T02:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/09/one-of-the-hard-days/</loc><lastmod>2014-01-10T06:14:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/01/movies-movies-movies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dallas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DALLAS</image:title><image:caption>Jared Leto and Matthew McConaughey star in Dallas Buyers Club</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/davis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAVIS</image:title><image:caption>Oscar Davis as Llewyn Davis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/adams1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>adams1</image:title><image:caption>Amy Adams is fun to watch in this movie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-06T05:33:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2014/01/01/happy-new-year/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/newyearsparty-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NewYearsParty-15</image:title><image:caption>Gail and Kate celebrating</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-01T22:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/28/izzy-isnt-very-good-is-he/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/izzy-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izzy-6</image:title><image:caption>An array of cones to finish the meal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/izzy-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izzy-5</image:title><image:caption>Grandma's spaghetti and meatballs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/izzy-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izzy-4</image:title><image:caption>18 hour pork with gemeli</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/izzy-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izzy-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/izzy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izzy-2</image:title><image:caption>Brown Sugar smoked Salmon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/izzy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>izzy-1</image:title><image:caption>Not only a great presentation, but the coolest ice tea spoon I've ever seen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-28T08:12:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/27/the-tsa-explained/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-27T20:06:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/26/nebraska-the-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dern</image:title><image:caption>Bruce Dern as Woody Grant in Nebraska</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-02T22:16:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/21/metro-montclair/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-22T00:49:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/21/i-cant-make-this-stuff-up/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-30T11:11:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/19/a-really-hidden-gem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vitrine-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vitrine-17</image:title><image:caption>Butterscotch pudding with popcorn whipped cream, whatever that is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vitrine-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vitrine-16</image:title><image:caption>Chicken meatball sliders.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vitrine-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vitrine-15</image:title><image:caption>Crab cakes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vitrine-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vitrine-14</image:title><image:caption>Mint and orange cured Hamachi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vitrine-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vitrine-13</image:title><image:caption>A deconstructed tuna sandwich</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vitrine-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vitrine-12</image:title><image:caption>Not many places give you an amuse bouche with lunch.  Fresh crab and a bit of tangerine.
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Sort of warm and cold at the same time.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-20T06:09:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/10/not-a-sneetch-in-sight/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc03114.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03114</image:title><image:caption>Chicken and wild mushrooms baked in a pie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc03112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC03112</image:title><image:caption>Better bangers and mash than I've had in England</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T08:45:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/08/what-the-tea-party-stands-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/capture.png</image:loc><image:title>Capture</image:title><image:caption>What Ted's supporters have to say</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-10T00:01:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/08/the-insanity-continues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131208-110126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131208-110126.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-08T18:14:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/07/34-points-and-counting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131207-163840.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131207-163840.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-08T06:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/05/maybe-the-tide-isnt-turning/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-07T01:52:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/05/the-tide-turns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/20131205-233631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131205-233631.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-06T06:36:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/03/perhaps-we-can-rise-from-the-ashes/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-04T07:57:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/03/some-kind-of-miracle/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-04T03:45:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/12/01/no-table-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t24-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t24-6</image:title><image:caption>Turkey ranch wrap with sweet potato fries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t24-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t24-3</image:title><image:caption>That's my lunch he making right in front of me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t24-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t24-1</image:title><image:caption>The gas fired pizza oven where most of the food is cooked.  We sat right in front of it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T07:00:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/30/black-thursday-madness/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-01T07:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/30/a-surprise-thanksgiving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-37</image:title><image:caption>Second person to check out, with three monitors.  First person had two monitors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-30</image:title><image:caption>The modern version of cranberry sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-29</image:title><image:caption>Exceptionally good yams, with spinach and bacon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-27</image:title><image:caption>Sticking with the classics here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-23</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-15</image:title><image:caption>Celebrating the day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-11</image:title><image:caption>Even more upscale snackitude</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thanksgiving-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanksgiving-12</image:title><image:caption>A little fall foliage in the background to set the scene.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-01T18:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/23/a-reason-to-like-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shannon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shannon</image:title><image:caption>Shannon tapping out my favorite</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-24T00:35:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/19/cornell-24-columbia-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chuck-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chuck-3</image:title><image:caption>You have to pay your bets.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-20T06:46:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/19/my-day-with-joe-mcnally/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mcnally-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCNALLY-5</image:title><image:caption>Everything Joe shot immediately showed up on the two big screens</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mcnally-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCNALLY-4</image:title><image:caption>A successful shot</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mcnally-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCNALLY-3</image:title><image:caption>Just relating to people</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mcnally-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCNALLY-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/mcnally-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MCNALLY-1</image:title><image:caption>Just talking to people</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T19:19:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/17/a-toast-to-dana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-14</image:title><image:caption>Chicken.  Veggies.  Dinner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-13</image:title><image:caption>A very large small plate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-12</image:title><image:caption>Scallops, beans, cauliflower and wild nettle pesto.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-11</image:title><image:caption>The sign in the other room.  You know where you are in this restaurant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-10</image:title><image:caption>If Jackson Pollock was a chef.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-9</image:title><image:caption>The 8 of us at dinner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-4</image:title><image:caption>Prison, by Dana King</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-2</image:title><image:caption>Dana is every bit as gorgeous as she was in her TV days.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toast-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toast-1</image:title><image:caption>The bar area, with a big sign in case you are confused.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T20:11:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/17/the-new-tunnel-is-open/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-18T01:22:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/12/our-new-favorite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/farmshop-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farmshop-6</image:title><image:caption>The large open kitchen.  The only thing I could easily photograph.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/farmshop-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farmshop-1</image:title><image:caption>Seared salmon and smashed beets</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-21T01:13:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/09/the-1000-cake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/20131109-231138.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20131109-231138.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T03:35:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/09/the-king-of-burgers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/inandout-5-of-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inandout (5 of 5)</image:title><image:caption>Meat cooked in mustard and topped with grilled onions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/inandout-4-of-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inandout (4 of 5)</image:title><image:caption>A very decent burger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/inandout-2-of-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inandout (2 of 5)</image:title><image:caption>Some kind of peppers that will still be good in a month.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/inandout-1-of-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inandout (1 of 5)</image:title><image:caption>This seething mass of hungry humanity was waiting to get the food they had ordered.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-02T00:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/11/07/go-bulldogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-14</image:title><image:caption>Gail, Ross and Lorenzo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-13</image:title><image:caption>Big celebration as the teams come on the field.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-12</image:title><image:caption>Can't get this in the cheap seats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-10</image:title><image:caption>Gail, Carole and Julie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-9</image:title><image:caption>Fun with glow sticks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-7</image:title><image:caption>Where the in crowd sits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-6</image:title><image:caption>asdf</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/bulldogs-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BULLDOGS-5</image:title><image:caption>He may have started partying a bit earlier than the rest of us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-08T01:45:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/10/22/deja-vu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/artefact-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artefact-6</image:title><image:caption>A healthy stack of cabbage and cold noodles, sesame dressing and some prawns.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/artefact-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artefact-5</image:title><image:caption>Maria, a very good waitress who need to learn more about Linda Ronstadt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/artefact-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artefact-4</image:title><image:caption>English muffins, poached eggs, Canadian bacon and hollandaise.  Don't tell your cardiologist.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/artefact-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artefact-3</image:title><image:caption>Fried tortillas scrambled into a couple of eggs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/artefact-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artefact-2</image:title><image:caption>Jan and Keith</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/artefact-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artefact-1</image:title><image:caption>Mother used to tell me not to play with my food.  Mother isn't here to bother me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-07T08:51:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/10/31/goodbye-bud/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-01T22:02:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/10/20/boon-fly-cafe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dsc02835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02835</image:title><image:caption>Chilaquiles with a fried egg.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dsc02834.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC02834</image:title><image:caption>Poached eggs, ham, potatoes and lemon/leek cream.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-20T08:32:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/10/20/free-at-last/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-20T12:12:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/10/03/how-low-can-they-go/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-07T19:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/29/1074-miles-off-broadway/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/disench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disench</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T02:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/29/sunday-morning-at-the-lake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lakeeola-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lakeeola-6</image:title><image:caption>Pouring the mimosas all day for $10.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lakeeola-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lakeeola-5</image:title><image:caption>They can be the Three Musketeers.  I'll be d'Artangnan.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lakeeola-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lakeeola-4</image:title><image:caption>Joseph Martens, entertainer to the masses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lakeeola-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lakeeola-2</image:title><image:caption>You could tell they are made for each other.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lakeeola-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lakeeola-1</image:title><image:caption>Not everyone dresses this way.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-30T13:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/28/another-adventure-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>SR in her jammies with her pillow was waiting for us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>He claims to be a chauffer</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-29T05:57:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/28/rush/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/lauda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lauda</image:title><image:caption>Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Bruhl compete in Rush
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-28T07:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/23/disneyland-with-mickey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-26</image:title><image:caption>As sun sets slowly in the West.....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-24</image:title><image:caption>You could watch this for hours, mesmerized.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-18</image:title><image:caption>Snap-together lights.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-17</image:title><image:caption>The best art books in the world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-16</image:title><image:caption>Four different Italian cheeses, breads, jams, hazelnuts, grapes, strawberries and blackberries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-14</image:title><image:caption>Apple kindly set up the tent for shade, and has an urn full of umbrellas in the unlikely event of rain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-12</image:title><image:caption>Hollywood or Anaheim?  It's hard to tell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-9</image:title><image:caption>The driver looks like he was created in central casting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/grove-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grove-4</image:title><image:caption>Kids just naturally relate to art.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-24T15:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/21/hi-there/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-25</image:title><image:caption>A panorama shot of the crowd watching the fight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-24</image:title><image:caption>Duck breast with strawberries, an intriguing combination
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-23</image:title><image:caption>Carol's filet</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-22</image:title><image:caption>Scallops,  leeks, more good stuff than I can remember.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-21</image:title><image:caption>You could need these snowshoes in the winter around this place.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-20</image:title><image:caption>Same ownership for 29 years.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-19</image:title><image:caption>Last look at the living room </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-18</image:title><image:caption>Pantry work table.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-17</image:title><image:caption>Staff dining room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tahoe13-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tahoe13-16</image:title><image:caption>State of the art refrigeration.   The big black thing on the top is the condenser</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-22T02:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/08/art-night-in-the-big-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/nunez.png</image:loc><image:title>nunez</image:title><image:caption>This sure looks like the work of Roy Lichtenstein to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-21</image:title><image:caption>The seven pieces togethere</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-19</image:title><image:caption>He thinks he's in charge</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-18</image:title><image:caption>He looks sort of like LBJ</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-17</image:title><image:caption>I think of this guy as the lawyer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-16</image:title><image:caption>This guy looks pedantic </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-15</image:title><image:caption>Making his opinion known</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-14</image:title><image:caption>The group relate to each other</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-12</image:title><image:caption>This is a pretty serious group.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/laart-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAart-10</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T03:53:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/07/how-to-stay-unemployed/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-08T15:33:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/05/risking-my-life-for-my-readers/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-06T12:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/09/05/hovel-sweet-hovel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hovel-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hovel-5</image:title><image:caption>Home away from home in West Hollywood</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hovel-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hovel-4</image:title><image:caption>The ceiling is too far up for the maid to reach, I guess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hovel-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hovel-3</image:title><image:caption>The hotel HVAC system.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hovel-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hovel-2</image:title><image:caption>The things I expect in a hotel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hovel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hovel-1</image:title><image:caption>Tea Party stickers and all.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-07T15:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/08/26/my-all-time-favorite-lunch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130826-130102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130826-130102.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-28T00:54:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/08/15/budget-does-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/20130815-172611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130815-172611.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-16T00:34:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/08/11/not-in-the-budget/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/budget.jpg</image:loc><image:title>budget</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-15T05:35:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/08/07/just-showing-off/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brandin-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandin-7</image:title><image:caption>Number 3</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brandin-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandin-6</image:title><image:caption>Number 6
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brandin-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandin-5</image:title><image:caption>Number 7</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brandin-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandin-4</image:title><image:caption>Number 5</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brandin-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandin-3</image:title><image:caption>Number 4</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brandin-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandin-2</image:title><image:caption>Number 2
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brandin-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brandin-1</image:title><image:caption>Number 1</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-09T06:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/08/03/do-some-good-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>Busily assembling backpacks full of school supplies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>First rule: show the sponsor's name.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-07T03:04:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/08/02/on-the-plains-of-runnymede/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-1</image:title><image:caption>Jan makes a good picnic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-86.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-86</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-84</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-82</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-79</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-73.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-73</image:title><image:caption>Richard Arneson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-71</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/runnymede-70.jpg</image:loc><image:title>runnymede-70</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-03T15:58:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/30/plus-ca-change/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/parkbistro-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkbistro-6</image:title><image:caption>Something called seafood carbonara.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/parkbistro-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkbistro-5</image:title><image:caption>Nori-wrapped Ahi</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/parkbistro-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkbistro-4</image:title><image:caption>That's some juicy beef.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/parkbistro-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkbistro-3</image:title><image:caption>Heirloom tomatoes, mozzarella and not enough basil.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/parkbistro-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkbistro-2</image:title><image:caption>It's the real thing with an anchovy this prominent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/parkbistro-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkbistro-1</image:title><image:caption>I like the salt and pepper grinders.  They showed nice attention to detail in the remodel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-31T15:00:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/19/good-eats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fremontdiner-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREMONTDINER-7</image:title><image:caption>Local peaches, vanilla ice cream, caramel sauce and whipped cream.  Just like being in the deep south.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fremontdiner-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREMONTDINER-6</image:title><image:caption>Not a bad place to eat dinner.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fremontdiner-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREMONTDINER-5</image:title><image:caption>The way ribs should be</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fremontdiner-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREMONTDINER-4</image:title><image:caption>Watermelon salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fremontdiner-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREMONTDINER-3</image:title><image:caption>Gail's wine glass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fremontdiner-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREMONTDINER-2</image:title><image:caption>Tawny and Gail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/fremontdiner-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FREMONTDINER-1</image:title><image:caption>Just an old fashioned roadside diner</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-20T15:23:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/15/thank-you-priceline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130715-074056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130715-074056.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T17:33:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/14/dinner-with-the-angels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/angele-90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angele-90</image:title><image:caption>Stone fruit tart on vanilla custard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/angele-88.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angele-88</image:title><image:caption>Petrale sole, crushed potatoes and Napa verjus reduction</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/angele-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angele-84</image:title><image:caption>A small work of art</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/angele-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angele-81</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/angele-80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angele-80</image:title><image:caption>Marinated Beets, Blood Orange Gelée, Herbed Chévre, Walnut Vinaigrette</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/angele-79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angele-79</image:title><image:caption>- Marinated Heirloom Tomatoes, Burrata Cheese, Oil Cured Tapenade, Fines Herb Emulsion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/angele-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angele-76</image:title><image:caption>A very stylish system</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T05:07:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/14/something-mostly-different/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-16T05:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/11/no-sin-in-crying-wolf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/baywolf-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baywolf-81</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/baywolf-79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baywolf-79</image:title><image:caption>Duck, glorious duck</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/baywolf-78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baywolf-78</image:title><image:caption>Melon salad with marinated feta and basil</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/baywolf-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baywolf-76</image:title><image:caption>Cauliflower soup with anchovy foam and purple daikon radish</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T15:04:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/28/going-to-the-dogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/orlando-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-43</image:title><image:caption>Lo! How the mighty have fallen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/orlando-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-37</image:title><image:caption>Susan, aka "Chef Margarethe", preparing dinner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/orlando-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-42</image:title><image:caption>A 3-rib prime is perfect for the 5 of us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-11T06:19:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/10/rustic-modern-or-modern-rustic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rustictavern-82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rustictavern-82</image:title><image:caption>California Sea Bass</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rustictavern-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rustictavern-81</image:title><image:caption>House fettucini</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/rustictavern-80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rustictavern-80</image:title><image:caption>Heirloom tomatoes, basil, bleu cheese, olive oil and balsamic vinegar</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T07:13:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/07/food-9-service-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1637.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1637</image:title><image:caption>Trofie with pesto</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1635.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1635</image:title><image:caption>Porchetta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_1634.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1634</image:title><image:caption>Panzanella salad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-10T06:02:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/07/06/meet-my-friend-daphne/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-07T19:05:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/23/too-much-success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title><image:caption>Michelle is accustomed to being the center of attention.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-2-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2-2</image:title><image:caption>This just works for me.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1-2</image:title><image:caption>Another in the series.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-23T21:55:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/17/susan-makes-a-movie/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-17T22:05:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/13/sculpture-time-again-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-39</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-38</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-37</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-33</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scullptureshow-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scullptureshow-30</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-14T15:45:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/13/not-exactly-fast-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-9</image:title><image:caption>One single, perfect scoop of Espresso ice cream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-8</image:title><image:caption>Another gorgeous dish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-7</image:title><image:caption>Not what you get in those little plastic cups.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-6</image:title><image:caption>The rococco design of the old City of Paris store lives on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-5</image:title><image:caption>That's a  heck of a mound of dungeness crab.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-4</image:title><image:caption>How to make an old standby super upscale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-3</image:title><image:caption>Smoked salmon and truffled egg salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-2</image:title><image:caption>A very practiced presentation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/rotunda-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROTUNDA-1</image:title><image:caption>A delicate beginning to the meal</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-15T18:44:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/07/see-the-new-bay-bridge/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-08T01:36:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/07/italy-wrapup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-12</image:title><image:caption>Killing time in the airport.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-11</image:title><image:caption>The entry sign in English.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-10</image:title><image:caption>Another store I don't need to travel to Italy to visit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-9</image:title><image:caption>The art there is good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-8</image:title><image:caption>Another American import</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-7</image:title><image:caption>The pants are in the bag--the lace shorts came from Positano.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-6</image:title><image:caption>A rack of cigarettes behind the counter at a diner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-5</image:title><image:caption>Perhaps Senator McCarthy was right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-4</image:title><image:caption>Everything clean and open.  Not much traffic on a Monday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphonenaples-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONENAPLES-3</image:title><image:caption>What would an outlet mall be without Polo?
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T13:47:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/04/camped-out-in-rome/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/20130604-133535.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130604-133535.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-04T11:49:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/01/two-steps-forward-one-step-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/laundry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAUNDRY</image:title><image:caption>A modern indoor clothes drying rack</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-02T11:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/01/what-is-happenning-in-istanbul/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-02T23:27:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/01/trattoria-da-ciccio/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Walking on the bridge to the trattoria</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-8</image:title><image:caption>The house made meloncream liqueur</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-7</image:title><image:caption>Slow cooked cod over cherry tomato with a celery infused foam</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-6</image:title><image:caption>Sea Bream </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-5</image:title><image:caption>Two portions</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-4</image:title><image:caption>The specialty of the house, spaghetti and clams in parchment served tableside</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-3</image:title><image:caption>A special fish fork</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-2</image:title><image:caption>Ndunderi, a heavy, dumpling like pasta</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneciccio-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IPHONECICCIO-1</image:title><image:caption>The strawberry version of a Bellini</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T16:14:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/06/01/the-cathedral-of-amalfi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneamalfi-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphoneamalfi-7</image:title><image:caption>Amalfi town square</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneamalfi-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphoneamalfi-6</image:title><image:caption>The main altar of the cathedral.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneamalfi-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphoneamalfi-5</image:title><image:caption>More ceiling</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneamalfi-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphoneamalfi-4</image:title><image:caption>Ceiling in the Crypt of Saint Andrew</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneamalfi-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphoneamalfi-3</image:title><image:caption>asd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneamalfi-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphoneamalfi-2</image:title><image:caption>The altar of St Andrew, the sculpture was created by a student of Michaelangelo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/iphoneamalfi-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphoneamalfi-1</image:title><image:caption>The cloister.  There are 120 columns in the Moorish style
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T17:11:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/31/positano-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/newshoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newshoes</image:title><image:caption>Not quite like Chloe's pants, but they work for me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-34</image:title><image:caption>Sculpture by Mathias Verginer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-33</image:title><image:caption>Spaghetti con vongole done right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-32</image:title><image:caption>Notice the curly basil on the top.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-31</image:title><image:caption>It just looks better this way</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-30</image:title><image:caption>Basil doesn't get any fresher than this.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-29</image:title><image:caption>Just one of many sculpture/planter boxes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-28</image:title><image:caption>Fresh tomatoes and herbs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-27</image:title><image:caption>A jasmine scented arbor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T09:03:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/31/italy-in-miniature/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/miniaturecity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>miniaturecity</image:title><image:caption>A panorama of the entire city</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-26</image:title><image:caption>The houses along the cliffs--they really look like this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-25</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-24</image:title><image:caption>Cliff house detail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-23</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-22</image:title><image:caption>The town church</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-21</image:title><image:caption>More of the city buildings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-20</image:title><image:caption>sdf</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T08:04:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/30/positano/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-8</image:title><image:caption>Chloe and "the pants"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-7</image:title><image:caption>The pup likes riding there</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-5</image:title><image:caption>Chloe</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-4</image:title><image:caption>The tree trunk  enhances the natural colors and texture of the shorts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-3</image:title><image:caption>A rack of linen shirts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-2</image:title><image:caption>The local linen all in natural colors</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>POSITANO-1</image:title><image:caption>The only road in town, lined by shops with the pedestrian walkway on the side</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/moreboys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moreboys</image:title><image:caption>The chest hair may be optional</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/positano-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>positano-001</image:title><image:caption>Postcard photo, much better than I was able to take</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-01T16:34:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/28/you-cant-go-home-for-the-first-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy-87.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy-87</image:title><image:caption>A sight you rarely see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy-84</image:title><image:caption>You won't guess the second language here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy-82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy-82</image:title><image:caption>Not the church I expected </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy-81</image:title><image:caption>Poseidon?  An Albanian king?  I have no idea and there was no plaque.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy-78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy-78</image:title><image:caption>Some kind of municipal building, I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy-77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy-77</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/italy-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Italy-76</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-30T03:58:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/26/stalking-the-perfect-bellini/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130526-211201.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130526-211201.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130526-210835.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130526-210835.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130526-191622.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130526-191622.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130526-190742.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130526-190742.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-09T14:06:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/25/they-have-pizza-here-who-knew/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130525-182632.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130525-182632.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130525-182220.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130525-182220.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130525-181837.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130525-181837.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-25T16:38:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/25/buongiorno/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130525-113452.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130525-113452.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-25T10:05:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/17/not-so-much-spice/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-18T02:22:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/17/star-trek-into-darkness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc01881.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01881</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc01880.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01880</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc01879.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01879</image:title><image:caption>Warm goat cheese and cranberry spinach salad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc01877.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01877</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc01876.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01876</image:title><image:caption>A big ol' hunk of lettuce, blue cheese dressing, tomatoes and bacon.  1950 is calling and it wants its salad back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc01870.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01870</image:title><image:caption>See the crowds filling all the tables?  I didn't, either.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc01869.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01869</image:title><image:caption>The special glasses for the Imax theater.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/startre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>startre</image:title><image:caption>Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine star in the latest episode of the Star Trek saga</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-18T01:22:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/17/thursday-in-orlando/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/kevin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Back Camera</image:title><image:caption>The long ladder-like item next between the mirror and the window.  It is ceramic balls on a wire frame.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-521.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-52</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-491.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-49</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-46</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-441.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-44</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-431.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-43</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-421.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-42</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-411.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-41</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-17T22:14:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/15/gatsby-not-so-great/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gatsby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatsby</image:title><image:caption>Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan star</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T03:44:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/15/partying-on/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo-2</image:title><image:caption>Our airport greeting committee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-52</image:title><image:caption>injera by wat, a variety of dishes all to be eaten with the injera bread in the basket.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-49</image:title><image:caption>Tej.  It isn't orange juice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-46</image:title><image:caption>Susan and Gail, with their 3D glasses and their bucket of ice.  All is right with the world.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-44</image:title><image:caption>My very own, personal, 3D glasses.  I think they clean them before they re-package them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-43</image:title><image:caption>The most expensive stogie in the store--pre Castro Cuban.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-42</image:title><image:caption>Where the in crowd keeps their stogies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orlando-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orlando-41</image:title><image:caption>Not a lot of women hang out in this place, it's so macho it has to shave every day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-16T16:48:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/14/off-to-see-the-wizardress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130514-131235.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130514-131235.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T18:15:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/11/my-kind-of-baseball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fresnomay-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fresnomay-3</image:title><image:caption>The kid is a star.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fresnomay-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fresnomay-2</image:title><image:caption>This looks like a very professional stretch to me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fresnomay-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fresnomay-1</image:title><image:caption>Star pitcher at work</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T04:39:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/11/big-fun-in-fresno/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-13</image:title><image:caption>I could not watch that all day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-12</image:title><image:caption>Those nuts are moving by really quickly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-11</image:title><image:caption>Rows and rows and rows of boxes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-10</image:title><image:caption>The professional look</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-9</image:title><image:caption>Frank and the kids running the raffle.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-7</image:title><image:caption>Raegan Pebley, women's basketball coach</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-6</image:title><image:caption>Fresno State Football offensive line coordinator</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-4</image:title><image:caption>This is what a tractor looks like today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-3</image:title><image:caption>This is an almond knocker, the machine that shakes the nuts out of the tree.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/panohe-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>panohe-2</image:title><image:caption>This sweeps up the nuts and puts them in a pile</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-12T04:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/09/carmel-highs-and-lows/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/norman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>norman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-222</image:title><image:caption>Bill Ryan  performing for the crowd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-214.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-214</image:title><image:caption>The workshop remains as he left it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-213</image:title><image:caption>Closeup of the keyboard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-212.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-212</image:title><image:caption>Fireplace with hand laid stone walls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-211</image:title><image:caption>One of Emile's sculptures</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-207</image:title><image:caption>The indoor swimming pool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-203.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-203</image:title><image:caption>The organ was made in Germany and shipped to California</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-197.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-197</image:title><image:caption>All the fixings for a fish taco, you just have to do the work for yourself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-196.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-196</image:title><image:caption>Chicken Salad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-11T22:31:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/11/the-business-of-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-57</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-54</image:title><image:caption>Landscape</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-52</image:title><image:caption>Johnny was very generous with his time</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-50</image:title><image:caption>The very stylish Johnny Apodaca</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-48</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-44</image:title><image:caption>You can't have a tour with a group photo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-43</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-42</image:title><image:caption>A considerably larger than life size piece--the artistry is magnificent.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel3-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel3-40</image:title><image:caption>Part of the Olympic sculpture.  The only room we were allowed to photograph in.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-11T07:19:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/10/a-convocation-of-eagles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eaglescout-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eaglescout-55</image:title><image:caption>Alec receiving his proclamation from Mayor Clarkson</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eaglescout-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eaglescout-54</image:title><image:caption>David, Alec and Melinda Bandler, </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eaglescout-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eaglescout-52</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eaglescout-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eaglescout-44</image:title><image:caption>Linda, Aaron, Alec and Mike--one very proud family</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eaglescout-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eaglescout-40</image:title><image:caption>From the tiny shirt of a tiger cub to Eagle, the story of a life in scouting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-11T05:36:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/08/on-the-art-trail-in-carmel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-26</image:title><image:caption>Some kind of little caterpillar--this guy was just over one inch long.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-18</image:title><image:caption>Here's Patricia talking to us.  Her personality, vivacity and excitement fill the room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-15</image:title><image:caption>Patricia works in large canvasses</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-14</image:title><image:caption>The other side f the room. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-5</image:title><image:caption>This I could have in the house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-2</image:title><image:caption>Cassandria Blackmore giving us a talk about her work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/carmel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel-1</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if they see the irony here.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-08T07:12:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/07/day-tripper/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 5</image:title><image:caption>The rock upon which the empire was built.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/drs-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drs (4)</image:title><image:caption>The kind of employee a boss dreams about</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/drs-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>drs (1)</image:title><image:caption>This photo is required before you can leave the state.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/seattle-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-2</image:title><image:caption>The view off the deck of Ray's Boathouse</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T07:30:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/05/moving-to-the-big-time/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-06T04:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/01/out-of-my-league/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/untitled-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-10</image:title><image:caption>The decor here is pretty nice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/untitled-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-9</image:title><image:caption>Much better than eating at card tables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/untitled-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-7</image:title><image:caption>Smoked salmon beats peanut butter pretzels any day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title><image:caption>Table #1, in the den.  More great views.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/untitled-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-3</image:title><image:caption>Bridge clubs don't usually look like this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-02T07:29:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/05/01/my-dinner-with-daphne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled-34-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-34-2</image:title><image:caption>Val and Zendaya at the end of their paso doble.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-16</image:title><image:caption>Daphne, and our friend Ray Kaplan, intently watching the competition</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-6</image:title><image:caption>Jeanne, Daphne and Gail.  You get an idea where Zendaya gets her height.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/zendaya.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zendaya</image:title><image:caption>Zendaya, almost 6 feet of youthful beauty</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T14:37:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/30/gather-thrilled-me-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gather-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GATHER-2</image:title><image:caption>Ricotta Budino</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gather-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GATHER-1</image:title><image:caption>Okay, Jack may have enjoyed it more than most.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T19:02:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/25/solid-and-reliable/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-8</image:title><image:caption>The Birthday girls, Demi and Kate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-6</image:title><image:caption>No leftovers for Chloe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-5</image:title><image:caption>What Crab Louis should always be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-4</image:title><image:caption>Scallops with saffron risotto</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-3</image:title><image:caption>The daily special fish--grilled halibut on quinoa.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-2</image:title><image:caption>Duck breast with grilled mandarin oranges and apples</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/buckeye-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BUCKEYE-1</image:title><image:caption>Bruschetta with burrata cheese and smashed peas.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-28T23:19:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/26/no-bull-dining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bull-valley-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bull valley-8</image:title><image:caption>Gail's pork stew</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bull-valley-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bull valley-5</image:title><image:caption>Buttermilk Fried Chicken</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bull-valley-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bull valley-3</image:title><image:caption>Little Gem caesar salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bull-valley-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bull valley-1</image:title><image:caption>The lonliest little packet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T05:35:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/28/pasta-trattoria/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pastatrattoria-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pastatrattoria-1</image:title><image:caption>The presentation is beautiful, it tastes just as good.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-30T05:50:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/24/they-cant-all-be-winners/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/reno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RENO</image:title><image:caption>What passes for food at the Boomtown Resort and Casino</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T07:29:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/24/holy-smoke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-16</image:title><image:caption>Boatloads of cotton wool gave their life for this scene.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-15</image:title><image:caption>Is Christ getting more Aryan?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-13</image:title><image:caption>Mary Magdalene at the Resurection</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-11</image:title><image:caption>Milking the scene for every last possible drop of drama.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-8</image:title><image:caption>If you're going to show the Last Supper, you might as well copy da Vinci.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-7</image:title><image:caption>The Sermon on the Mount</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-6</image:title><image:caption>What you would expect a man to look like in Israel 2000 years ago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-4</image:title><image:caption>John the Baptist</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/holysmoke-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holysmoke-2</image:title><image:caption>Begin at the beginning, manger, shepherds, Magi and all</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-25T05:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/21/done-finished-kaput/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Bob already has our house reserved for next year.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-22T01:55:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/20/back-in-the-semis-again/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-21T04:07:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/20/friday-at-the-park-grill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pickles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pickles</image:title><image:caption>Judy's caption for this photo:  yecccccccch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/parkgrill-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkgrill-8</image:title><image:caption>Broiled shrimp on a skewer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/parkgrill-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkgrill-7</image:title><image:caption>Rare prime rib and sweet potato casserole</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/parkgrill-4-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>parkgrill-4-Edit</image:title><image:caption>Wendy Sullivan, the league problem solver.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-20T21:11:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/18/at-the-roadhouse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/roadhouse-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadhouse-2</image:title><image:caption>Half a rack of ribs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/roadhouse-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadhouse-1</image:title><image:caption>Pulled pork, steak fries and biscuits</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-19T04:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/17/to-tennessee-for-good-mexican/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-9</image:title><image:caption>Cousins to Frank and Elizabeth back at home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-5</image:title><image:caption>Three enchiladas.  On a plate the size of a manhole cover.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title><image:caption>I tried to show the steam rising from the sizzling platter.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T04:25:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/16/the-best-thing-about-gatlinburg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/peddler-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peddler-9</image:title><image:caption>Not much trout here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/peddler-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peddler-8</image:title><image:caption>New York steak, broiled shrimp and steak fries.  A meal for a man.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/peddler-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peddler-6</image:title><image:caption>Pick your own cut</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/peddler-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peddler-4</image:title><image:caption>Feeding frenzy at the salad bar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-16T22:57:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/15/dangerous-driving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130415-183011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130415-183011.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130415-180859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130415-180859.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T23:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/14/dallas-always-dallas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130415-011523.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130415-011523.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130415-011140.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130415-011140.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130415-010358.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130415-010358.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T12:47:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/14/the-glamorous-life-of-the-jet-setter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130414-185507.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130414-185507.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T04:30:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/13/assemble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/assemble-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>assemble-7</image:title><image:caption>Cheeseburger.  Wedge fries.  American comfort food, properly prepared and served.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/assemble-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>assemble-6</image:title><image:caption>Chicken, sausage, shrimp, rice and gumbo file, dressed with cornbread sticks.  Just like being in New Orleans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/assemble-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>assemble-5</image:title><image:caption>Tons of crab and shrimp, hard cooked egg, asparagus, lettuce and Louis dressing.  What's not to love?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/assemble-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>assemble-2</image:title><image:caption>Curry Squash Soup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/assemble-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>assemble-1</image:title><image:caption>Somebody's idea of hushpuppies.  Not mine.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-14T01:36:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/11/never-on-a-monday/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-12T06:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/05/09/tuppy-lawson-ceramic-artist/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tuppy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tuppy-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T16:35:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/07/great-fast-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/rubio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rubio</image:title><image:caption>Two fish tacos, rice and beans.  The perfect fast lunch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T02:05:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/07/lil-abner-doesnt-live-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-29</image:title><image:caption>Trees and leaves created onsite over 4 days by the artist, interns and assistants.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-25</image:title><image:caption>A couple clearly made for each other.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-26</image:title><image:caption>Rebecca Hutchinson and the ubiquitous Ray</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-20</image:title><image:caption>Far too many people for the space, but we all had a good time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-19</image:title><image:caption>Close up of the incredible detail work--a hand made, wooden, drive chain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-18</image:title><image:caption>Always dapper Ray</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-16</image:title><image:caption>It's good to have your own style
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-13</image:title><image:caption>This piece is about 4 1/2 feet tall
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-11</image:title><image:caption>Reflection of the crowd in a piece of another work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/craft-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>craft-8</image:title><image:caption>The tabletop size</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-08T14:38:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/04/my-birds-are-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/20130404-131018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130404-131018.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T04:31:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/03/stelle-bistro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stelle-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stelle-6</image:title><image:caption>Wish I knew what this was</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stelle-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stelle-5</image:title><image:caption>Pasta Rustica</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stelle-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stelle-3</image:title><image:caption>The interior is modern yet warm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/stelle-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stelle-1</image:title><image:caption>Fresh mozzarella, tomatoes and basil</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-05T16:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/04/01/just-skating-along/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc01424.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01424</image:title><image:caption>The dish made a beautiful presentation even without the dappled setting sun.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc01433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01433</image:title><image:caption>The view is worth the price of dinner all by itself</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dsc01422.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01422</image:title><image:caption>Wild Sockeye salmon over Israeli couscous.
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T06:05:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/25/farewell-my-friends/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-25T06:56:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/24/bridge-is-a-social-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/untitled-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-9</image:title><image:caption>Sigrid and Gail socializing over dinner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/untitled-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-8</image:title><image:caption>New earrings, new glasses.  There is a ring to match the earrings, she may buy it yet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-1</image:title><image:caption>The store is emptying out
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T06:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/24/sushi-in-sausalito/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sushiran-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushiran-20</image:title><image:caption>Tempura spring roll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sushiran-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushiran-21</image:title><image:caption>Maguro, albacore tuna sashimi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sushiran-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushiran-15</image:title><image:caption>Spiced roasted cauliflower</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sushiran-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushiran-11</image:title><image:caption>Wagyu Beef carpaccio</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sushiran-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushiran-6</image:title><image:caption>Seaweed, cucumber and avocado</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sushiran-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushiran-9</image:title><image:caption>Scallop-Chive Dumplings</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/sushiran-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushiran-3</image:title><image:caption>Edamame. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-24T22:13:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/23/saint-louis-wrapup/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-23T18:47:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/21/deadly-terrorist-weapon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130321-090133.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130321-090133.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T14:11:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/20/living-high/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-9</image:title><image:caption>Things often look better at night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-8</image:title><image:caption>Italian Cream Cake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-7</image:title><image:caption>Skyline to the west</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-6</image:title><image:caption>Black grouper, lemon, butter and capers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-5</image:title><image:caption>Baby lettuces, red onion, blue cheese and toasted walnuts with balsamic vinaigrette</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-4</image:title><image:caption>Carciofi Fritti</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kemolls-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KEMOLLS-1</image:title><image:caption>Looking across the Mississippi to Illinois</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T15:10:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/20/fiddlesticks/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-21T11:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/04/very-comfortable-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/talbe24-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talbe24-4</image:title><image:caption>Carol's pulled pork sandwich, with the "orgasmic" house made chips.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/talbe24-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talbe24-3</image:title><image:caption>Sweet potato fries</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/talbe24-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talbe24-2</image:title><image:caption>Glorious fish tacos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/talbe24-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talbe24-1</image:title><image:caption>The very busy open kitchen</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-21T03:18:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/20/good-food-in-saint-louis/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-20T15:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/19/interview-with-the-umpire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/suitelife.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suitelife</image:title><image:caption>Don surrounded by admirers--Nancy Ferguson and Gail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mango3-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mango3 (3)</image:title><image:caption>Liked everything about the salad except the lettuce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mango3-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mango3 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Banana chips and salsa verde</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mango3-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mango3 (1)</image:title><image:caption>One of the great tamales in existence</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T13:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/19/this-isnt-going-well/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-19T19:03:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/18/missouri-dining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01346.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01346</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like a rare prime rib.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01344.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01344</image:title><image:caption>Haven't seen one of these in a long time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01343</image:title><image:caption>double cut pork chop, maple glazed with apple chutney.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01341.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01341</image:title><image:caption>Some kind of fish, with veggies and twice baked potato.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01340</image:title><image:caption>Winter salad--pear, pomegranate, walnuts and more</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01349</image:title><image:caption>Spinach tortilla wrap with corned beef and cabbage</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T16:09:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/10/30/little-shop-of-horrors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lsoh_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LSOH_1</image:title><image:caption>Nicole Helfer stars with her bloodthirsty friend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T06:04:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/17/q-q-beautiful-q/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_1391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1391</image:title><image:caption>Tonight's recap sheet.  I had to add the Q in photoshop because the directors didn't print the sheet correctly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/q-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Q-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T14:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/17/sunday-night-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130317-203425.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130317-203425.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-18T01:35:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/16/saint-louis-blues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130316-065828.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130316-065828.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-17T23:47:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/14/always-something-new/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130314-092514.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130314-092514.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T16:32:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/13/oyama-sushi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01333</image:title><image:caption>Raider Roll</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01331.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01331</image:title><image:caption>Godzilla roll--deep fried fish and special sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dsc01330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01330</image:title><image:caption>Rainbow roll--crab inside, then rice, then various cuts of fish.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-13T14:54:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/10/no-silver-lining/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/slp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slp</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-11T10:38:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/06/lark-creek-discounts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130306-212258.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130306-212258.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T05:23:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/06/i-said-i-wanted-more-winter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130306-113735.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130306-113735.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/20130306-113720.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130306-113720.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T19:38:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/05/dandy-yankee/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/yankee-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/yankee-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/yankee-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee-2</image:title><image:caption>The modern California version of Crab Louis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/yankee-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee-1</image:title><image:caption>I really like the decor at Yankee Pier</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T07:39:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/05/zut-alors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-11</image:title><image:caption>Dessert.  Smart people order it first in case there's an earthquake.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-10</image:title><image:caption>Very good, moist, possibly salty, chicken.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-9</image:title><image:caption>Roast fingerling potatoes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-8</image:title><image:caption>Lamb Meatballs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-6</image:title><image:caption>Trenne with house made sausage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-5</image:title><image:caption>Scallops on a bed of lentils</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-4</image:title><image:caption>raddichio, blue cheese, apples, walnuts, other goo things.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-3</image:title><image:caption>Just like being in Paris</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zut-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zut-2</image:title><image:caption>That skylight rolls out of the way in the summer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-06T02:49:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/18/stalking-el-mejor-restaurante-mexicano/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donatomas-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donatomas-7</image:title><image:caption>The sun was setting over our dinner, and this frozen Mexican hot chocolate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donatomas-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donatomas-6</image:title><image:caption>Pescado Veracruzano</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donatomas-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donatomas-5</image:title><image:caption>Actually, these are your grandmothers tortillas.  If your grandmother was from Guadalajara.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donatomas-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donatomas-4</image:title><image:caption>Carne Asada con Salsa de Jalapeños</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donatomas-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donatomas-3</image:title><image:caption>Chiles Rellenos con Calabaza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donatomas-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donatomas-2</image:title><image:caption>A glorious bougainvillea graces the patio.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/donatomas-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donatomas-1</image:title><image:caption>Intrepid foodies sacrificing their cholesterol levels for the sake of adventure.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T07:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/07/21/who-buys-this-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110721-083340.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110721-083340.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/20110721-083326.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110721-083326.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T07:08:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/04/a-salute-to-richmond/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/salute-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salute-2</image:title><image:caption>The second best duck in the world, I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/salute-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Salute-1</image:title><image:caption>Filet, asparagus, joy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T06:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/21/i-dont-want-to-march/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-297.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-297</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry I left my antlers at home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-296.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-296</image:title><image:caption>A beautiful presentation of a chilled pea soup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-294.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-294</image:title><image:caption>Pumpkin soup on the left, pea soup on the right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-282.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-282</image:title><image:caption>Just around the corner from our hotel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-280</image:title><image:caption>Not-very-special fried spring rolls, but the presentation was interesting.  There was a candle inside the pineapple.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-270</image:title><image:caption>Puppet fisherman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-268.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-268</image:title><image:caption>Puppet drummer boys.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-263</image:title><image:caption>I could save this and use it as a generic temple photo.  Nobody would ever know.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-259</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hanoi-256</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T23:36:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2010/08/16/remembrance-of-things-past/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/salmonhash-e1281979861287.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Back Camera</image:title><image:caption>Salmon Hash and Champagne, all the fixings for a perfect Sunday lunch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bradkate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Back Camera</image:title><image:caption>Daughter Kate and Sweetie-in-law Brad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T23:29:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/02/serious-whimsy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 4</image:title><image:caption>The art patrons are part of the show, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>From "Immersive Identity"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>Pet peas on leashes, ready for their walk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/masks1os0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>masks1os0</image:title><image:caption>Sometime dramatic, sometimes whimsical, art can be either</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T23:13:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/03/01/on-the-art-trail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc01271.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01271</image:title><image:caption>The editor of this blog does not necessarily share these opinions.  But I might.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc01267.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01267</image:title><image:caption>Helmar Lerski, from the Metamorphoses series</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dsc01264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01264</image:title><image:caption>The more you look, the more questions you have.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-01T08:24:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/26/simple-and-solid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sardinecan-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sardinecan-9</image:title><image:caption>Jambalaya, just like in Nawlins</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sardinecan-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sardinecan-7</image:title><image:caption>This is great soup.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sardinecan-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sardinecan-4</image:title><image:caption>Nachos covered in  melted cheese, topped with jalapenos and sour cream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sardinecan-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sardinecan-1</image:title><image:caption>Gail loves to start with a bay shrimp cocktail</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-27T07:28:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/24/you-dont-have-to-be-good-at-it/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-10T02:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/22/danville-good-eats/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lotsa-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotsa-8</image:title><image:caption>Chicken saltimboca with vegetables instead of pasta.  BJ making the healthy, lo-cal choice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lotsa-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotsa-6</image:title><image:caption>Orrichiete (ears) in a cream sauce with chicken and peas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lotsa-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotsa-5</image:title><image:caption>No expense was expended in the fine surroundings.
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lotsa-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lotsa-4</image:title><image:caption>Fettucine al pesto</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-23T07:45:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/18/the-future-is-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seasons-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seasons-6</image:title><image:caption>Our trio of gooey goodness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seasons-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seasons-5</image:title><image:caption>The dessert tray, downsized.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seasons-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seasons-4</image:title><image:caption>Maui Tuna Crunch sushi-grade seared tuna, organic greens, pineapple, toasted almonds, miso vinaigrette</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seasons-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seasons-3</image:title><image:caption>Goat Cheese ravioli</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seasons-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seasons-2</image:title><image:caption>Vegetarian platter</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/seasons-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seasons-1</image:title><image:caption>A re-imagining of the gyro, served on flatbread</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-19T01:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/16/a-sad-decline/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/eltorito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eltorito</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-17T16:04:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/14/the-perfect-meal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lambchop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lambchop</image:title><image:caption>The meal I have dreams about.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-19T17:11:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/14/more-musical-instruments/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-14T16:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/27/half-grateful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/terrapin-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrapin-3</image:title><image:caption>Pappardelle with duck ragu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/terrapin-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrapin-2</image:title><image:caption>Brad wanted a burger.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/terrapin-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terrapin-1</image:title><image:caption>Burrata Crostini</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-10T20:55:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/10/lunch-in-danville/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/esin-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>esin-4</image:title><image:caption>Seahive Beehive cheese, figs in port, walnuts and bread.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/esin-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>esin-3</image:title><image:caption>A medium rare burger properly cooked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/esin-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>esin-2</image:title><image:caption>Presentation is always important</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/esin-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>esin-1</image:title><image:caption>Notice the classic French crockery the soup is served in.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-10T20:39:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/09/i-want-more-winter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/robins-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ROBINS-1</image:title><image:caption>The first robins of spring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-09T16:57:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/02/i-keep-learning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/smuin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smuin</image:title><image:caption>Smuin Ballet performs Starshadows at the Lesher Center</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-02T20:36:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/02/01/repairs-on-the-bridge-club-move-along-slowly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bcrepairs-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bcrepairs-4</image:title><image:caption>The large Y joint that caused the backup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bcrepairs-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bcrepairs-3</image:title><image:caption>A long shot of the whole room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bcrepairs-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bcrepairs-2</image:title><image:caption>The front door area</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bcrepairs-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bcrepairs-1</image:title><image:caption>The side wall.  Same situation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-01T19:15:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/27/sibling-revelry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/burton-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burton-8</image:title><image:caption>Is it a table if you won't be putting anything on it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/burton-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burton-12</image:title><image:caption>Jane Burton on the left and gallery owner Brigitte Mickmacker on the right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/burton-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burton-7</image:title><image:caption>Jane and Tyler Burton.  The sculpture is Jane's piece "Sisters"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/burton-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burton-6</image:title><image:caption>Sisters</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/burton-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burton-5</image:title><image:caption>Jane made this dress, I don't think the skirt is real comfortable</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/burton-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burton-3</image:title><image:caption>Tyler's work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/burton-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burton-1</image:title><image:caption>"Three Torsos" by Carol Schwartz</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-28T07:43:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/25/requiem-for-an-oak-tree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-11</image:title><image:caption>The tree cut down to just its trunk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-7</image:title><image:caption>Becky Rice Harrington came out of retirement to speak.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-6</image:title><image:caption>Doc spoke of the history of the native people</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-5</image:title><image:caption>Rebecca Ynez led the group in a song of praise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-4</image:title><image:caption>We were connected to the tree, and to each other.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-3</image:title><image:caption>Billie Hopper and Rebecca Ynez</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-2</image:title><image:caption>A bundle of sage was burned.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/oaktree-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OAKTREE-1</image:title><image:caption>caption</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fallingtree.gif</image:loc><image:title>fallingtree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-28T02:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/23/amour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/amour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>amour</image:title><image:caption>Jean-Louis Trintingnant stars in Amour</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-02T01:12:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/22/say-hello-to-gabby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/20130122-191549.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130122-191549.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-23T05:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/20/dedication/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-23</image:title><image:caption>Chocolate Soup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-22</image:title><image:caption>Duck Breast</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-21</image:title><image:caption>Extraordiarily rare salmon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-20</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-19</image:title><image:caption>Potatao agnolotti</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-17</image:title><image:caption>Quite a place setting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-15</image:title><image:caption>Jeannie, and one of our tablemates.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-14</image:title><image:caption>Imagining the room 70 years ago.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/yosemite-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yosemite-13</image:title><image:caption>What the Ahwahnee looks like in my mind</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T13:58:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/14/bridge-club-temporary-location/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/templocation-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>templocation-2</image:title><image:caption>Where we were, where we will be</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/templocation-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>templocation-1</image:title><image:caption>The facade of the new building.  This is right  in front of the complex, just to the right of the sign with the map.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-15T06:50:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/08/an-artisan-in-the-house/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-30T19:40:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/07/free-money-in-monterey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hotel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotel</image:title><image:caption>This is what to look for in Costco</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-14T16:22:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/06/you-cant-like-em-all/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-07T05:35:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2013/01/06/les-miserables/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/lesmisfantinecrying.png</image:loc><image:title>LesMisFantineCrying</image:title><image:caption>Anne Hathaway steals the movie as Fantine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T04:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/31/2012-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-31T17:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/23/back-in-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00614.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00614</image:title><image:caption>Chicken coconut curry with 7 condiments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00612.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00612</image:title><image:caption>Boneless pork chop, mu shu pancakes and vegetables.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00610</image:title><image:caption>Tuna Poke</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00607.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00607</image:title><image:caption>It really is a nice dining room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00605.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00605</image:title><image:caption>It seems like it would be impossible to make Trader Vic's any more kitschy, but then they added the Santa hats to the Kiki gods</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-24T05:54:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/23/another-donation-for-the-oakland-schools/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-13</image:title><image:caption>A very nice looking guitar and case</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-24T00:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/23/wednesday-she-hopes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-9-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-9-2</image:title><image:caption>I think they are stunned.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-12</image:title><image:caption>All the side tables stacked on the sofa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-11</image:title><image:caption>The kitchen is filled with chairs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-10</image:title><image:caption>Everything from the office area had to be moved</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-9</image:title><image:caption>Interesting to see two disasters at once--the stacked furniture in front of the temporary wall.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-7</image:title><image:caption>The high water marks are about 10: above the grade level</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-6</image:title><image:caption>All along the north side of our room.  I wonder why the tree is chained up?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-5</image:title><image:caption>This says it all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/newflood-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NEWFLOOD-1</image:title><image:caption>Smoke coming out of her ears</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-24T00:45:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/22/theres-enough-water-for-frogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121222-212257.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121222-212257.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-23T05:26:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/22/juan-great-mexican-restaurant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00599</image:title><image:caption>Two tacos, rice, beans and the ubiquitous guacamole</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00598.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00598</image:title><image:caption>An enchilada and a chile relleno</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00597.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00597</image:title><image:caption>Pork Enchilada with green sauce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00596.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00596</image:title><image:caption>Chicken Fajitas, with black beans and rice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc00595.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00595</image:title><image:caption>Flour tortilla chips on the left, cor tortilla chips on the right</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-22T19:42:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/21/weve-got-a-start/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ukulele.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ukulele</image:title><image:caption>Trisha thought she'd learn to play this.  Now an Oakland student will.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-21T21:58:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/17/christmas-spirit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/johnh-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnH-1</image:title><image:caption>Oakland Schools Music teacher John Harrington</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-18T22:58:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/17/sante-at-the-fairmont-sonoma-mission-inn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-10</image:title><image:caption>Carrot Cake Reinterpreted</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-9</image:title><image:caption>Chocolate souffle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-8</image:title><image:caption>Truffled organic poussin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-7</image:title><image:caption>Roasted Saddle of Venison</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-6</image:title><image:caption>Roasted Saddle of Venison</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-5</image:title><image:caption>Filet of Wild John Dory</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-4</image:title><image:caption>Chilled composition of Sauccison a L'ail and Garden Potatoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-3</image:title><image:caption>Shells and Cheese, after a fashion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-2</image:title><image:caption>Tuna Tartare Napoleon, with haricots verts, wasabi flying fish roe, pickled ginger, yuzu aioli and sesame tuile</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sante-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sante-1</image:title><image:caption>Butternut squash soup and a rabbit something</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-18T14:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/16/unit-christmas-party/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-22</image:title><image:caption>The classroom is now a romantic, candlelit sanctuary for the buffet.  And will be until they fix the wiring.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-21</image:title><image:caption>The stocking was hung by the damage with care</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-20</image:title><image:caption>Jackie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-19</image:title><image:caption>Marilyn Horan, ready in case it snowed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-18</image:title><image:caption>Iris Darroch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-17</image:title><image:caption>Carol Warner</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-16</image:title><image:caption>Kimberly, totally rocking the blonde look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-15</image:title><image:caption>Trisha O'Connor.  We decided Microsoft stole their color scheme from her.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-14</image:title><image:caption>Rosemarie Francis</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unitparty-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UNITPARTY-13</image:title><image:caption>Millie was particularly colorful.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T03:34:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/10/magic-happens-club-re-opens-tuesday-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-21</image:title><image:caption>The growing pile of debris outside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-11</image:title><image:caption>This used to be a sliding glass door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-10</image:title><image:caption>All the tables and chairs pushed to the side so the cleaning could be done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-8</image:title><image:caption>You don't often see skid marks on carpeting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-7</image:title><image:caption>Ravi Bhalla sorts hundreds of jumbled bidding cards</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-5</image:title><image:caption>Bonnie Johnson and Kathy Grey putting bidding boxes back together</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-2</image:title><image:caption>Jody, Lorin and Sharry vacuum near the front door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/crashcleanup-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crashcleanup-1</image:title><image:caption>The work party works.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T06:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/10/bridge-club-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121210-131709.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121210-131709.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/20121210-131557.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121210-131557.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-10T21:18:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/09/what-next-frogs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3771.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3771</image:title><image:caption>That's what friends are for.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3757.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3757</image:title><image:caption>Drywall stacked up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3738.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3738</image:title><image:caption>The corner where Conrad and Ida sit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3737.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3737</image:title><image:caption>Looks sort of empty today</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3736.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3736</image:title><image:caption>The front entrance</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3726.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3726</image:title><image:caption>Just sitting in Angie's car waiting for the excitement to be over.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3721.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3721</image:title><image:caption>Too much smiling.  There may be something catty being said.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3719.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3719</image:title><image:caption>Highway patrol backing the car out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3716.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3716</image:title><image:caption>Wondering what else can happen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dsc3707.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC3707</image:title><image:caption>The car still parked inside</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T02:34:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/06/back-to-morimoto/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morimoto-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morimoto-8</image:title><image:caption>A simple barbecue eel roll.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morimoto-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morimoto-7</image:title><image:caption>Abalone pot pie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morimoto-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morimoto-6</image:title><image:caption>Duck fried rice</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morimoto-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morimoto-5</image:title><image:caption>Pork Gyoza</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morimoto-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morimoto-4</image:title><image:caption>Calimari Salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morimoto-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morimoto-3</image:title><image:caption>Hamachi tacos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morimoto-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>morimoto-1</image:title><image:caption>Non-techy Gail using two iPhones at once in the car.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-07T00:26:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/03/flooded-bridge-club/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dvbc-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dvbc (6)</image:title><image:caption>Iris's office.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dvbc-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dvbc (5)</image:title><image:caption>Computer room</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dvbc-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dvbc (4)</image:title><image:caption>The view from the back of the club.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dvbc-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dvbc (3)</image:title><image:caption>The back porch--you can see the water line, about 6 inches above the threshold of the sliding door.  That's not good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dvbc-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dvbc (2)</image:title><image:caption>Notice everything is moved to the left of the club--the right side is very, very wet.  Herb showed up to help out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/dvbc-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dvbc (1)</image:title><image:caption>The whole wet side of the club, and the fans drying it out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T01:41:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/02/new-york-in-walnut-creek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/massimo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>massimo-4</image:title><image:caption>You feel warm and rich just being here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/massimo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>massimo-3</image:title><image:caption>Veal Piccata</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/massimo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>massimo-2</image:title><image:caption>Chilean Sea Bass, angel hair primavera and lemon beurre blanc</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/massimo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>massimo-1</image:title><image:caption>Waldorf Salad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T00:39:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/12/01/hes-got-your-back/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>A very direct line of sight</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-1a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>Going into the playing site</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T23:41:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/30/prospects-are-dim-and-thats-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yanksing-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yanksing-6</image:title><image:caption>One of the high-stacked carts serving the customers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yanksing-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yanksing-5</image:title><image:caption>The bill--as each dish is dropped off, a mark is made.  They add it all up at the end.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yanksing-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yanksing-4</image:title><image:caption>Peking duck--crispy duck, sliced scallions and steamed buns</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yanksing-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yanksing-3</image:title><image:caption>ano</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yanksing-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yanksing-2</image:title><image:caption>I don't know what these are, but they are sweet and I liked them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/yanksing-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yanksing-1</image:title><image:caption>The art of dim sum--bite sized steamed dumplings  to be shared at the table.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T08:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/24/treasure-island-flea-market/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-34</image:title><image:caption>The entrance to the market</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-30</image:title><image:caption>The creativity that went into this trailer was reflected in the quality of the items she had for sale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-24-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-24-Edit</image:title><image:caption>We all liked this hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-21</image:title><image:caption>Gail said I had to get a picture of these pants.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-20</image:title><image:caption>This is Lisa, and her little dog, Olive</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-18</image:title><image:caption>This isn't my food truck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-17</image:title><image:caption>Elk?  Wild Boar?  You know where I  am going to be eating.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-16</image:title><image:caption>Just looking at the mannequins is fun sometimes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tiflea-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIFlea-15</image:title><image:caption>Pow-Wow the Indian Girl</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-25T07:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/24/sea-salt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-16</image:title><image:caption>Susan and Karl thinking about our meal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-13-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-13-2</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly like what you get in old England.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-11-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-11-2</image:title><image:caption>Mixed baby beets, Laure Chenel Chevre, Arugula, Citrus Vinaigrette and Walnut Salt</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-25T05:05:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/22/this-dinner-was-a-turkey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-46</image:title><image:caption>It looks  great.  Looks can be deceiving.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-23T05:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/22/these-boots-are-made-for-partying/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-23T04:48:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/20/the-art-of-the-pastel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-24</image:title><image:caption>Ruth teaching.  The drawing on the easel is the still life she drew, while talking and helping the rest of us.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-20</image:title><image:caption>Lassie working in front of yet more of Ruth's work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-18</image:title><image:caption>BJ pastelling away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-15</image:title><image:caption>Just one of Ruth's boxes of pastels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/untitled-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-14</image:title><image:caption>Ruth in her studio, surrounded by the portraits she makes</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-25T11:53:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/20/staff-meeting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc01523.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC01523</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T02:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/19/rajah/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rajah-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rajah-1</image:title><image:caption>First thing in the morning, buying his eye-opener</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T06:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/18/lincoln/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/linc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>linc</image:title><image:caption>Daniel Day Lewis in the Steven Spielberg epic, Lincoln</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T07:13:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/18/customer-service-citibank-style/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/card.jpg</image:loc><image:title>card</image:title><image:caption>They make a pretty card.  Too bad they can't provide service with it.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T20:19:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/14/the-circle-keeps-turning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00248.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00248</image:title><image:caption>Pappardelle.  The dish looks better before I dive in--but I couldn't wait and the photo came after I started.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00247</image:title><image:caption>Grilled Artichoke, Gail's favorite</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00242.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00242</image:title><image:caption>Thick, cheesa quesadillas, accompanied by a Mexican flag of condiments</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/wences_johnny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wences_johnny</image:title><image:caption>Senor Wences and Johnny</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T21:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/14/hanging-with-the-stars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00277.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00277</image:title><image:caption>Bob Haner on guitar. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00273.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00273</image:title><image:caption>Suit and tie--John is professional in every way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00270</image:title><image:caption>Henry "Skipper" Franklin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00269.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00269</image:title><image:caption>Dusty Haner, the drummer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00259</image:title><image:caption>His 5th grade students might not think of him quite this way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00255.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00255</image:title><image:caption>It's good to be in the in crowd.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T17:19:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/09/walking-the-high-line/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00221</image:title><image:caption>Club sandwich with excellent fries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00220.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00220</image:title><image:caption>Seared tuna salade nicoise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00213</image:title><image:caption>Little boys will always need to play in the snow.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00211</image:title><image:caption>A park also needs lovers on a bench.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00210.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00210</image:title><image:caption>A park needs art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00208</image:title><image:caption>Amazing how lush and green in November, after both a hurricane and a nor'easter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00207</image:title><image:caption>A high-rise condominium built over the old rail line.  Can't afford to waste space in the city.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00206</image:title><image:caption>A section of the old railroad tracks has been preserved</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00205.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00205</image:title><image:caption>The city streets from the High Line</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00204</image:title><image:caption>Three generations picnicking in the snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T00:43:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/10/the-book-of-mormon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BoM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T00:40:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/09/glengarry-glen-ross/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T00:36:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/11/fun-in-times-square/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00241</image:title><image:caption>A row of hansom cabs waiting for fares</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00238</image:title><image:caption>The most colorful group of people I saw who weren't in Elmo costumes.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00237</image:title><image:caption>"Planking" hasn't gone completely out of style, I guess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00234.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00234</image:title><image:caption>A bachelorette party </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00233.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00233</image:title><image:caption>Inside the new Microsoft store.  At 12:30 am.  In the morning.  After midnight.  This place never sleeps.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc001921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00192</image:title><image:caption>A panorama of the Square</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T07:40:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/11/war-horse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/joey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joey</image:title><image:caption>Joey and Topthorn come to life onstage in War Horse</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dsc00223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC00223</image:title><image:caption>Kate, Gail and Brad in front of the Opera House at Lincoln Center</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-12T07:32:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/08/clouds-and-silver-linings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinner</image:title><image:caption>We ordered 2 entrees, and they brought us silverware for 1.  Somebody wasn't thinking, but we survived.  The food was decent +.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/carmel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carmel</image:title><image:caption>Only the most important big shots are known by one name.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-09T03:59:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/07/elektra-was-not-electric/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/elektra_6_web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elektra_6_web</image:title><image:caption> Caroline Lagerfelt as Clytemnestra and René Augesen as Elektra in Sophocles' Elektra. Photo by Kevin Berne.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-08T07:39:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/04/i-hope-this-isnt-a-trend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/poutine012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poutine01</image:title><image:caption>French fries, cheese curds and gravy.  The dish that made Canada great.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/poutine01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>poutine01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T06:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/04/the-good-guys-win-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/argo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>argo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T03:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/04/i-really-liked-my-goat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/revival-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revival-13</image:title><image:caption>Pork sausage flatbread</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/revival-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revival-12</image:title><image:caption>Goat mixed grill</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/revival-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revival-10</image:title><image:caption>Pork chop, grits cake and chard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/revival-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revival-6</image:title><image:caption>Butternut squash soup with crispy leeks</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/revival-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>revival-5</image:title><image:caption>Charcuterie plate</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-05T00:24:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/03/wild-and-crazy-still-lives/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-03T21:52:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/03/saigon-in-walnut-creek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/eleve-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eleve-7</image:title><image:caption>Wok fried steak</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/eleve-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eleve-6</image:title><image:caption>Stuffed Calamari</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/eleve-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eleve-5</image:title><image:caption>Shrimp spring rolls</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-03T17:51:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/11/01/good-food-in-berkeley/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lalimes-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lalimes-10</image:title><image:caption>Buttermilk fried chicken with roasted chili slaw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lalimes-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lalimes-8</image:title><image:caption>Lamb shank</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lalimes-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lalimes-7</image:title><image:caption>Butter lettuce salad with buttermilk parmesan dressing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lalimes-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lalimes-6</image:title><image:caption>Heirloom tomato gazpacho</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-02T00:46:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/28/thats-why-they-call-it-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/catbirdmenu-e1351461597176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catbirdmenu</image:title><image:caption>The souvenir menu we were presented with.  Note that it is pretty unreadable.  I did the folding, at 12" square its too big to carry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-53</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-52</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-49</image:title><image:caption>Closeup of the bourbon balls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-48</image:title><image:caption>Signature dessert of The Catbird Seat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-47</image:title><image:caption>Maple pudding in a eggshell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-46</image:title><image:caption>More creativity than flavor.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-44</image:title><image:caption>Nameless pastry chef delivering dessert</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-43</image:title><image:caption>This was  a work of art.  Cheese curls, celery, apple, concord grape and brioche</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nashville-41</image:title><image:caption>The hidden beef</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-29T14:10:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/25/its-adventure-time-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-5</image:title><image:caption>Pumpkin custard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-4</image:title><image:caption>Goat Cheese Cheesecake</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-3</image:title><image:caption>Chef Matt Lackey</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-2</image:title><image:caption>Game Hen sous vide</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-1</image:title><image:caption>Elk tartare </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T01:17:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/25/they-call-it-music-city-for-a-reason/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-13</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Gayle Meech and friends playing for tips and hope at Roberts Western World.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-11</image:title><image:caption>My annual beer.  When in Nashville...............................</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-9</image:title><image:caption>One of these bars looks much like another.  This is next door to the first one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-8</image:title><image:caption>Didn't this guy used to play bass for ZZ Top?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/nashville-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NASHVILLE-7</image:title><image:caption>Isn't this what a honky-tonk is supposed to look like?&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-04T00:59:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/21/the-old-is-new-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cypress-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cypress-14</image:title><image:caption>Fried chicken with truffled mac and cheese.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cypress-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cypress-10</image:title><image:caption>Hangar steak</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cypress-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cypress-9</image:title><image:caption>Sea Bass, wrapped in potato, sitting in mashed potato, with greens and red pepper sauce provencale</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cypress-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cypress-8</image:title><image:caption>Onion soup</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cypress-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cypress-7</image:title><image:caption>Duck crepes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cypress-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cypress-3</image:title><image:caption>Steak au poive prepared tableside.  It's more showmanship than cooking, but the customers love it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-04T00:33:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/21/weekend-at-stinson/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-21T20:55:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/21/taking-the-raccoons-for-a-ride/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/labamba.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LABAMBA</image:title><image:caption>Rocky and Rockette ready to meet their new home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-22T13:52:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/21/eating-on-the-downscale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/labamba-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LABAMBA-5</image:title><image:caption>A plate of tacos, rapidly disappearing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/labamba-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LABAMBA-4</image:title><image:caption>At the table, waiting for the cocinero to make the food.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/labamba-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LABAMBA-3</image:title><image:caption>About as non-gourmet as you can get, but the food is good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/labamba-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LABAMBA-2</image:title><image:caption>Vicki and Gail in the light of the truck</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-06T18:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/12/zero-for-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/haven-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haven-34</image:title><image:caption>Chocolate sponge with frozen white stuff on top</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/haven-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haven-33</image:title><image:caption>Duck boudin noir</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/haven-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haven-32</image:title><image:caption>Bavette steak</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/haven-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haven-31</image:title><image:caption>Seared Ahi, cous cous and pork belly</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/haven-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>haven-29</image:title><image:caption>Heirloom tomato salad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-27T02:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/07/edible-art-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121007-224001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121007-224001.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/20121007-223938.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121007-223938.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T18:20:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/20/chef-good-manager-bad/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-08T05:51:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/10/07/sunset-by-the-sea/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-12</image:title><image:caption>That's an enormous plate of enchilada.  The flower makes it just perfect.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-10</image:title><image:caption>Scallops and risotto.  And a bright,fresh nasturtium.  I always eat my flowers, doesn't everyone?&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-8</image:title><image:caption>This is reason enough to eat at the Crow's Nest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-7</image:title><image:caption>The salad bar continues.  Everything fresh and crispy and tasty.  Gail's right--it is a wonderful place to get a plate of salad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-6</image:title><image:caption>I'm a sucker for cute outfits.  If only those pants came in my size.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-5</image:title><image:caption>Jimmy at the start of the salad bar.  I like the little eyes peeking up at me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-4</image:title><image:caption>It was a perfect time to eat.  That's brother in law Jim and cousin Mary facing us.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crowsnest-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowsnest-1</image:title><image:caption>Seaside dining.  The walls are topped with hundreds of nails pointing up to keep the seagulls away.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-08T04:58:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/26/so-close-so-far-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/apl2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apl2</image:title><image:caption>A cute little diagram to show you how to use your cable, in case you can't figure it out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/apl1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apl1</image:title><image:caption>Just what I need--a little piece of wire with a plug on one end and a different plug on the other.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-04T19:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/24/vanessas-bistro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vanessas-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanessas-8</image:title><image:caption>The more classic deep fried rolls.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vanessas-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanessas-7</image:title><image:caption>Fresh spring rolls</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vanessas-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanessas-6</image:title><image:caption>Salmon and tuna poke</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vanessas-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanessas-5</image:title><image:caption>Vermicelli Noodle Salad w/ Honey Lemongrass Grilled Filet Mignon w/ Bean Sprouts, Lettuce, Cucumber, Pickles &amp; Roasted Peanuts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vanessas-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanessas-4</image:title><image:caption>Roasted Beet salad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/vanessas-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vanessas-2</image:title><image:caption>Green papaya salad.  The Mickey Mouse ears are just some kind of chips.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-25T04:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/22/in-little-havana-paul-ryan-pledges-hard-line-on-cuba-florida-miamiherald-com/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-22T18:55:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/17/the-opposite-of-green/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/citi-e1347907906232.jpg</image:loc><image:title>citi</image:title><image:caption>It took this much packaging to send me a new credit card</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T18:58:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/16/the-forties-still-live/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-14</image:title><image:caption>The cloche hat will always be in style for these two.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-13</image:title><image:caption>Casual wear from the 40's.  I still like this look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-12</image:title><image:caption>Olga Jane Rottermund in all vintage, courtesy of the thrift shop.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-11</image:title><image:caption>Kathy Bancroft Hidalgo in a vintage hat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-10</image:title><image:caption>Her father bought this dress for her mother in Sak's Fifth Avenue in New York in the 50"s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-9</image:title><image:caption>Gretchen in all vintage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-8</image:title><image:caption>Nina in her GRANDMOTHER's blouse.  Her mother is 104.  How old is this blouse?  I thought it was smashing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-7</image:title><image:caption>Nina Bancroft Dickerson in vintage shoes and bobby sox.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-6</image:title><image:caption>Marilyn Hughes in a dress her mother's sister had.  Still stylish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/gala-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gala-5</image:title><image:caption>Charlotte in another wonderful hat with veil.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T16:30:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/03/much-better-than-decent-dining-in-sacramento/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waterboy-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterboy-6</image:title><image:caption>She doesn't smile at me like that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waterboy-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterboy-5</image:title><image:caption>Gail's scallops</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waterboy-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterboy-4</image:title><image:caption>Gnocchi verde--getting gnocchi right is the mark of a great chef.  They succeeded.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waterboy-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterboy-3</image:title><image:caption>Crisp and crunchy on the outside, warm and soft on the inside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waterboy-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterboy-2</image:title><image:caption>Carrot-fennel soup in front, caesar salad behind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waterboy-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterboy-1</image:title><image:caption>A fine variety of marinated olives to start off with.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T20:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/16/a-greek-to-beware-of/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/20120916-121746.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120916-121746.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T20:20:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/14/i-ate-mushrooms-i-didnt-die-yet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greens-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREENS-7</image:title><image:caption>Lemon tart</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greens-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREENS-6</image:title><image:caption>Butterscotch pot-de-creme</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greens-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREENS-5</image:title><image:caption>Vegetable lasagna</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greens-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREENS-4</image:title><image:caption>The dreaded mushrooms in my excellent plate of linguine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greens-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREENS-3</image:title><image:caption>Pizza Margherita for the gourmet set</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greens-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREENS-2</image:title><image:caption>A caprese salad of heirloom tomatoes and burrata--a pretty perfect combination.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/greens-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GREENS-1</image:title><image:caption>Nice table setting, but it's better because I found some light.  Greens is lovely, but the 'dramatic' lighting leaves an awful lot of dark around.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-15T06:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/14/third-times-the-charm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barbacoa-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbacoa-30</image:title><image:caption>The heated outdoor terrace</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barbacoa-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbacoa-29</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/barbacoa-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbacoa-28</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-15T06:05:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/14/shoes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/20120914-151011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120914-151011.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-15T03:13:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/09/09/4129/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joes-35-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joes-35-Edit</image:title><image:caption>A panoramic view of the Delta--notice the complete lack of boats on this perfect day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joes-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joes-33</image:title><image:caption>Grilled fish tacos and fries--the perfect Sunday drive lunch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joes-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joes-32</image:title><image:caption>The name is painted on the floor--I guess if you get falling down drunk you should know where you are.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/joes-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joes-31</image:title><image:caption>The deck overlooking the water.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T06:00:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/29/always-carry-a-camera/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-4</image:title><image:caption>The streetside view.  I stood in the middle of Boulevard Way just to get this shot for you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-3</image:title><image:caption>The woodwork must be all new, and it is incredible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-2</image:title><image:caption>The massive chrome hinge on the trunk.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/oldchrysler-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oldchrysler-1</image:title><image:caption>Perfection, sitting at the curb.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-30T18:46:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/29/famous-in-an-anonymous-way/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-29T18:50:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/27/blithe-spirit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bsp_003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BSP_003</image:title><image:caption>Rebekah Brockman as Edith and René Augesen as Ruth Condomine in Cal Shakes' production of BLITHE SPIRIT, directed by Mark Rucker; photo by Kevin Berne.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blithespirit2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blithespirit2</image:title><image:caption>Domenique Lozano as Madame Arcati and Jessica Kitchens as Elvira Condomine in Cal Shakes’ production of BLITHE SPIRIT, directed by Mark Rucker; photo by Kevin Berne.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/blithespirit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blithespirit</image:title><image:caption>Anthony Fusco as Charles Condomine and René Augesen as Ruth Condomine in Cal Shakes’ production of BLITHE SPIRIT, directed by Mark Rucker; photo by Kevin Berne.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-27T23:22:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/23/my-new-favorite-cheese/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bungalow-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bungalow-4</image:title><image:caption>The right way to serve Ahi tuna.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bungalow-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bungalow-3</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly salad with thousand island dressing, the warm brussels sprout salad in a work of art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bungalow-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bungalow-2</image:title><image:caption>Fresh oysters on a bed of ice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bungalow-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bungalow-1</image:title><image:caption>Burrata, toast and cured meat--the perfect way to start a meal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T06:56:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/19/fashion-or-art/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-8</image:title><image:caption>Kate said I should wear this--too bad it doesn't come in my size.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-7</image:title><image:caption>This is supposedly a wedding dress.  Maybe if you are marrying one of the heads on Easter Island........</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-6</image:title><image:caption>This was a big show--this is just one of the rooms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-5</image:title><image:caption>You probably won't be wearing this to the grocery store.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-4</image:title><image:caption>I don't think he sold many of these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-2</image:title><image:caption>Gaultier has a major fetish with conical projecting breasts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gaultier-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaultier-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-20T04:03:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/19/on-the-town/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/carminaburana-1-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CARMINABURANA-1-Edit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/boxingroom-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BOXINGROOM-4</image:title><image:caption>Cute little corn muffins dripping in honey butter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/boxingroom-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BOXINGROOM-3</image:title><image:caption>It looked so good I started eating before I remembered to take the photo.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/boxingroom-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BOXINGROOM-2</image:title><image:caption>This is the large portion--and it was very large indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/boxingroom-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BOXINGROOM-1</image:title><image:caption>The way God intended for hush puppies to be</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-20T00:25:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/16/about-damned-time/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-17T00:38:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/06/roller-derby/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-105</image:title><image:caption>If you can't be sharp and in focus, be artistic.  This is Trixy Pixy, who moves too fast to photograph</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-96.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-96</image:title><image:caption>The only action shot I liked.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-94.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-94</image:title><image:caption>Some people just know how to live.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-82.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-82</image:title><image:caption>When only one color won't do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-81</image:title><image:caption>Best hat of the night</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-80</image:title><image:caption>Gail won't let me wear a kilt, even though I look better than this guy in one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-78.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-78</image:title><image:caption>Stretching out on the warm up.  Notice the face paint.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-77</image:title><image:caption>Rowdy audience members</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-76</image:title><image:caption>Visiting member of one of the other teams in the league</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rollerderby-74.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rollerderby-74</image:title><image:caption>The professional refereeing staff.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T07:29:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/05/the-eye-of-the-beholder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/cindy2bsherman2b2b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The eye of the beholder</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T06:25:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/05/out-to-the-ballgame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-9</image:title><image:caption>Full moon over McCovey cove</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-8</image:title><image:caption>Gail with son Ross and daughter in law Julie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-6</image:title><image:caption>I hate it when the guy on deck blocks my view.  Why can't he do that in the dugout?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-4</image:title><image:caption>I think you have to be important to stand there with your hands in your pockets.  Anyway, he's too old to be a player so he must be a big shot.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-3</image:title><image:caption>I had a chair--these guys had to stand.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-2</image:title><image:caption>Two grandkids and Toby, even closer to home plate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/giantsgame-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giantsgame-1</image:title><image:caption>Proof that was there--and wearing the appropriate shirt, too.  I left my Dodgers suspenders at home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T05:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/08/05/connected-to-the-world-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/iphonesim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphonesim</image:title><image:caption>The little bitty thing in the middle is my SIM card</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/iphone-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iphone-1</image:title><image:caption>Delivered to the front door at 9 am Thursday</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-06T00:44:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/30/a-seemingly-unending-saga/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/simcardtray-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SIMCARDTRAY-1</image:title><image:caption>This is the tray, next to the nib of my fountain pen,  The number I need is the very tiny one on the lover arm of the tray.  I've never seen print that small.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-20T11:13:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/23/stalking-the-perfect-tamale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-44</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-42</image:title><image:caption>Flan, perfected.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-40</image:title><image:caption>Arroz con leche, rice pudding with cherries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-38</image:title><image:caption>Little Gems, "diosa verde"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-37</image:title><image:caption>Chicken tamale in mole.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-36</image:title><image:caption>Enchilada with heritage pork, mole coloradito, crema</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-35</image:title><image:caption>The Comal version of albondingas, meatballs in adobo sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-32</image:title><image:caption>The inside/outside patio in the back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/comal-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>comal-30</image:title><image:caption>Making all the tortillas the old fashioned way, by hand.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-24T06:52:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/22/prime-choice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/flemings-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flemings-3</image:title><image:caption>Scrumptious lava cake, a fueille of ice cream and, behind, a bowl full of whipped cream just in case there weren't enough calories.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/flemings-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flemings-2</image:title><image:caption>This is a deal that's hard to beat.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/flemings-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flemings-1</image:title><image:caption>That's one beautiful hunk of beef, with three choices of dips: au jus, horseradish and a mustard sauce.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-19T02:32:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/22/an-answer-to-jingoism/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-22T19:42:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/20/just-for-fun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-47</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-46</image:title><image:caption>French fries in the sauce from the mussels.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-45</image:title><image:caption>We stopped in an antique store, and saw this model of cathedral.  Or a large gothic dollhouse.  Lots of unique things in Point Richmond.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-44</image:title><image:caption>A mural on one of the buildings in town.  I never realized Daisy Duck was so buxom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-43</image:title><image:caption>Seriously great blues in the courtyard between the other two galleries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-39</image:title><image:caption>And here is Susan Shore, the artist and gallery owner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-37</image:title><image:caption>The drawings in the Susan Shore gallery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-33</image:title><image:caption>An interesting piece from the next gallery we saw.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/artwalk-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>artwalk-32</image:title><image:caption>Ted Bayer Sculpture in the window.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-20T08:00:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/16/third-time-not-the-charm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pican-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pican-4</image:title><image:caption>That's one enormous puddle of grease at the bottom of my dish.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pican-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pican-3</image:title><image:caption>A bed of roasted corn, a square of meat loaf and a topping of tomato jam.  Looks turned out to be deceiving.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pican-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pican-2</image:title><image:caption>The best looking meal of the night--Pan Roasted, Grits crusted Gulf Snapper.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pican-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pican-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T21:19:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/15/black-bear-diner/</loc><lastmod>2012-07-16T15:12:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/07/15/the-scottsboro-boys/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-01T10:51:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/30/the-bees-knees/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-8</image:title><image:caption>Cutting a rug at the Top of the Mark</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-7</image:title><image:caption>The raised beds of the garden.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-6</image:title><image:caption>The big one is the queen.  Notice the bare finger--the expert wasn't afraid to work without gloves.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-5</image:title><image:caption>Gail the beekeeper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-4</image:title><image:caption>Close up of the comb--the white specks are larva developing into bees.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-3-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-3-2</image:title><image:caption>Granddaughter Demi holding a frame of honeycomb. A hive is composed of about 8 of these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-3</image:title><image:caption>Gail the apiarist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-2</image:title><image:caption>Honey beer, and a small mascot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-1-2</image:title><image:caption>Gail's daughter Kate and husband Brad, enjoying the bee suits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bees-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bees-1</image:title><image:caption>Chef Foster prepares the ricotta/honey spread for the bruschetta.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-13T15:40:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/26/american-monsters/</loc><lastmod>2012-06-29T14:16:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/26/modern-yet-traditional-17/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/neiman-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neiman-32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/neiman-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neiman-31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/neiman-291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>neiman-29</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-27T06:25:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/22/walnut-creek-soul-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waffle-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffle-35</image:title><image:caption>Mikey likes it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waffle-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffle-34</image:title><image:caption>Chicken.  Waffle.   Grits.  Classic southern food, well prepared.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waffle-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffle-30</image:title><image:caption>The cheerful staff.  With those eyelashes, I don't think she'd know if it was raining.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/waffle-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waffle-28</image:title><image:caption>The retro 60's look of Chicken and Waffles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-23T06:41:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/20/just-around-the-corner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/corners-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corners-7</image:title><image:caption>Baked apples and Gorgonzola cheese.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/corners-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corners-6</image:title><image:caption>A dinner size appetizer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/corners-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corners-5</image:title><image:caption>Is it a tartare or a ceviche?  At least I'm sure it's tuna.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/corners-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corners-4</image:title><image:caption>Smoked salmon and a soft-boiled egg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/corners-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corners-3</image:title><image:caption>The re-imagining of a  Caesar salad</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/corners-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corners-2</image:title><image:caption>Murals decorate the walls.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/corners-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corners-1</image:title><image:caption>The large floral display dresses up the servers workstation.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-14T16:39:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/17/it-doesnt-get-any-better-than-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-55</image:title><image:caption>Cocoa nib "affogato", condensed milk semifreddo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-54.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-54</image:title><image:caption>Yuzu cremeux, bergamot meringue and cream cheese ice cream.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-52.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-52</image:title><image:caption>Cheese course, presented on a slab of slate</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-51</image:title><image:caption>Seared beef cheek with green and black garlic, lotus root and natural jelly.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-47.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-47</image:title><image:caption>A fingertip sized popsicle of avocado and lime as a palate cleanser.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-45.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-45</image:title><image:caption>The inevitable foie gras, another work of art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-44.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-44</image:title><image:caption>Chilled Salmon with ginger and daikon, snap pea-basil broth&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-41</image:title><image:caption>For the table--sea salt, cows-milk butter, goats-milk butter, red Hawaiian salt</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-40</image:title><image:caption>A tiny parfait, another amuse bouche</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cyrus-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cyrus-39</image:title><image:caption>That line of white powder is really creme fraiche, flash frozen with liquid nitrogen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-09T23:39:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/10/willis-winebar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willis-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willis-7</image:title><image:caption>Big, beautiful marrow bones.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willis-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willis-6</image:title><image:caption>Fried pigs ears.  Not just a treat for your dog anymore.  Strange, but wonderful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willis-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willis-5</image:title><image:caption>Roasted carrots.  Perfection on a plate.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willis-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willis-4</image:title><image:caption>Foie Gras "poppers".  It's like the week before Prohibition with all the bars getting rid of their gin, only now it's goose liver.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willis-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willis-3</image:title><image:caption>Baked Oyster.  The bed of rock crystals makes a great presentation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willis-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willis-2</image:title><image:caption>Crab Tacos with a hint of curry&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/willis-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>willis-1</image:title><image:caption>Coarse ground pepper on the left, see salt on the right, smoked hot paprika and salt in the middle.  A very nice touch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-15T19:54:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/09/listening-more-than-preaching-what-a-concept/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/lutheranchurch-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lutheranchurch-1</image:title><image:caption>Look at all the options</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-09T17:29:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/09/quel-dommage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chevalier-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevalier-5</image:title><image:caption>Larry's sorbet.  LIght, fresh, tasty the way sorbet should be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chevalier-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevalier-4</image:title><image:caption>Chicken.  Just chicken.  BJ has a nice manicure, don't you think?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chevalier-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevalier-3</image:title><image:caption>Filet Mignon, theoretically.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chevalier-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevalier-2</image:title><image:caption>Skate wing--hard to find, hard to cook.  This one is about perfect.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/chevalier-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevalier-1</image:title><image:caption>Enjoy it while you can.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-05T03:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/07/royas-garlic-gardenthe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roya-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roya-7</image:title><image:caption>This dessert is ready for its closeup, Mr. DeMille.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roya-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roya-6</image:title><image:caption>You don't often need a sharp knife for dessert; for this one it's essential.  The four forks are because there was no way I was going to get this all to myself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roya-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roya-5</image:title><image:caption>Angel hair, veggies, mozzarella and a light tomato sauce.  Just what I like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roya-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roya-3</image:title><image:caption>This is almost a big as Barbara is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/roya-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roya-2</image:title><image:caption>The presentation on these large charred planks is quite unusual.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-07T21:08:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/02/decent-dining-in-sacramento/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zingrille-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zingrille-3</image:title><image:caption>Avocado and crab salad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zingrille-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zingrille-2</image:title><image:caption>Wild Salmon on angel hair pasta.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zingrille-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zingrille-1</image:title><image:caption>"Pan seared" Chicken, covered in some kind of yellow stuff.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-03T02:41:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/02/3788/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sweep-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SWEEP-1</image:title><image:caption>Savor this--it's a rare sight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-02T19:50:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/06/01/a-plate-full-of-heart-attack/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>An entire bread plate worth of some kind of parsley.  Why?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>A great rib eye, topped with onion rings and accompanied by a baked tater.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-01T07:19:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/27/we-all-scream/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/loards-e1338142739654.jpg</image:loc><image:title>loards</image:title><image:caption>The classics, like a hot fudge sunday, just can't be beat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-05T05:40:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/24/tribes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tribes-approved-logo.gif</image:loc><image:title>Tribes-APPROVED-logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-24T18:29:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/20/death-of-a-salesman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hoffman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hoffman</image:title><image:caption>Phillip Seymour Hoffman consumes the stage as Willy Loman in the Mike Nichols directed revival of Death of a Salesman</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-21T15:21:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/20/artmrkt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/newyork-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyork-6</image:title><image:caption>You can't like them all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/newyork-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyork-5</image:title><image:caption>Didn't get the artist's name, but I love this piece.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/newyork-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyork-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/newyork-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyork-3</image:title><image:caption>You'll have to decide for yourself what it means&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/newyork-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyork-2</image:title><image:caption>Contemplating an addition to our sphere collection</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/newyork-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyork-1</image:title><image:caption>Fear Culture, by Michelle Pred. A collage of items confiscated from travelers by the TSA.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-20T19:20:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/20/art-most-subversive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/newyork-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>newyork-1</image:title><image:caption>"Fear Culture", by Michelle Pred</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-20T18:41:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/18/heading-home-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-19T07:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/16/evita/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/evita.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evita</image:title><image:caption>Ricky Martin and Elena Roger star in Evita.  Photo stolen from the Evita website.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-30T23:24:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/16/in-paris/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-16T13:32:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/11/sunday-at-the-lake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-12</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-11</image:title><image:caption>This is just part of the crowd, along part of the lake.  It's a really big party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-10</image:title><image:caption>The modern California version of Manet's dejuner sur l'herbe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-9</image:title><image:caption>Her name is Trixie.  No, she doesn't remind me of Joyce Randolph (yes, that's an incredibly obscure reference.  I like them.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-8</image:title><image:caption>Intensity is always interesting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-7</image:title><image:caption>A cake celebrate the rainbow coalition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-6</image:title><image:caption>Like the Castro on a hot summer day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-5</image:title><image:caption>I have no words for these shoes, but couldn't pass them up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-4</image:title><image:caption>Green Valley Ranch is the perfect place to just be yourself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/maydaygreenvalley-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maydaygreenvalley-3</image:title><image:caption>The communal barbecue.  Looks like a layout from Sunset Magazine</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-11T07:18:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/05/09/fair-and-balanced/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/foxnation.png</image:loc><image:title>foxnation</image:title><image:caption>Fox Nation in action. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-09T22:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/30/shelbys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shelbys-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SHELBYS-31</image:title><image:caption>I like the look of this restaurant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shelbys-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SHELBYS-30</image:title><image:caption>What a great looking salad--grilled breast of chicken, organic greens, avocado, mango, red oniom and vinaigrette.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T06:14:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/29/3700/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/quinnneltrees-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QUINNNELTREES-31</image:title><image:caption>The Nelson Mandela tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/quinnneltrees-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>QUINNNELTREES-30</image:title><image:caption>Queen Victoria's tree, in Napa today.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T23:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/30/mustards-grill/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mustards-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MUSTARDS-30</image:title><image:caption>Lemon-lime tart with ridiculously high meringue.  That's what it says on the menu.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dsc2378.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC2378</image:title><image:caption>Halibut with spring vegetables</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dsc2377.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC2377</image:title><image:caption>Laotian quail with sweet-hot sauce.  Very sweet.  Very, very, very hot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dsc2376.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_DSC2376</image:title><image:caption>The truly hip, slick and cool places don't bother with bread plates--they just plop the bread down right on the table, to signal how earthy and homey they are.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T06:54:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/29/the-birdman-of-napa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-37</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-36</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-34</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-33</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-32</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/napabird-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NAPABIRD-30</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-29T07:02:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/22/we-done-run-out-of-bridge/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-30</image:title><image:caption>We all sure will.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/towel-e1335141822565.jpg</image:loc><image:title>towel</image:title><image:caption>I guess this is a dish towel.  I know Gail won't let me bring it in the house.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-23T00:56:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/21/perseverance/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-22T04:14:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/21/winding-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-26</image:title><image:caption>That's it.  White mush.  Gruel.  Grits, which have sustained the south for generations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-25</image:title><image:caption>Biscuits and gravy and 2 eggs over easy.  Very, very small eggs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-24</image:title><image:caption>"Hikers" pancakes, sausage and scrambled eggs.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-23</image:title><image:caption>"Fresh Buttery Taste Spread" is another way of saying "yellow grease"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-22</image:title><image:caption>Unit 499 Traveling squad, 2012</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-21</image:title><image:caption>Bruce wants to point out that the bear was standing on a box Danny would be taller than it was.  These guys confuse me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T18:23:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/20/in-other-news-sun-rises-in-the-east/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/galinburg-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galinburg-17</image:title><image:caption>You don't see this grin very often.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/galinburg-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galinburg-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/galinburg-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galinburg-14</image:title><image:caption>Jack, Cesare Baliki and Bruce.  Adam Zmudskinski with his back to the camera.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-20T16:13:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/19/houston-we-have-achieved-mediocrity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-13</image:title><image:caption>Diet Coke and popcorn--we're living the high life now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-12</image:title><image:caption>Laura and Tanya, the hat girls</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-20T04:45:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/19/good-news-bad-news/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-19T23:09:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/18/a-certain-level-of-frustration-sets-in/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-11</image:title><image:caption>Momma and Her Chicks.  No, I don't know which one is momma, and neither does any other gentleman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-10</image:title><image:caption>Yesterday I showed you the main room.  This is the upstairs overflow room.  This tournament is vast.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-21T18:11:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/17/the-game-continues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-8</image:title><image:caption>Nothing to complain about here, it was lovely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-7</image:title><image:caption>The room is a huge rectangle, distorted by the photo process.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-6</image:title><image:caption>5D?  Isnt' that two more D's than there are?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-5</image:title><image:caption>This is the display in front of the 5D shooting gallery.  Why is the donkey riding the man?  What does this mean?  Does it make you want to go in?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-4</image:title><image:caption>Nope, don't miss him yet.  Notice he's completely missing from this years races.  Nobody quotes him, nobody wants his endorsement.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-3</image:title><image:caption>Hard to believe anyone over the age of 7 would want to wear these.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-2</image:title><image:caption>Not just anybody could carry this look out this well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gatlinburg-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gatlinburg-1</image:title><image:caption>Our guys were on the far side, at the table with all the lights.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-18T03:52:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/16/im-here-the-fun-begins/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-17T02:39:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/16/on-the-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120416-104636.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120416-104636.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/20120416-103856.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120416-103856.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-16T15:50:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/15/the-wild-ride-begins/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-15T23:37:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/14/go-fish/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-15T15:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/13/too-much-choice/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-13T07:10:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/09/from-hunger/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-11T15:25:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/04/02/color-me-confused/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vivavoce-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vivavoce-2</image:title><image:caption>The wall with its large windows, and the mural reflected.  Winnie is waiting for the rest of us to get set and order some dinner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vivavoce-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vivavoce-1</image:title><image:caption>A delightful, Picasso-esque mural in Viva voce</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/dd-caretaker30_p_sfc0108599976.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dd-caretaker30_p_SFC0108599976</image:title><image:caption>Jonathan Pryce (left) as Davies and Alan Cox as Aston in Harold Pinter's 1960 breakthrough play, "The Caretaker," at the Curran Theatre in San Francisco.&#13;
Photo: Carlos Avila Gonzalez / The Chronicle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-04T03:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/26/the-fascination-of-sub-cultures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-15</image:title><image:caption>John Toki, in person rather than in chocolate sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-14</image:title><image:caption>You don't often think of ceramics as two-dimensional works to be hung on your walls, but they can be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-13</image:title><image:caption>Artwork that is just hanging around the store</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-9</image:title><image:caption>Clayton Bailey, big time artist.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-8</image:title><image:caption>This tableau was inside the store, in a glass case.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/leslieceramics-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>leslieceramics-7</image:title><image:caption>Political, but not subtle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-27T16:29:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/21/good-airport-food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20120321-133048.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120321-133048.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-22T18:39:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/20/memphis-trolleys-art-that-moves-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-30</image:title><image:caption>This paint job is straight out of the 60's.  San Francisco needs this trolley.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-15</image:title><image:caption>Right after the session, the trolley is full of bridge players.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-85.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-85</image:title><image:caption>A brass window pull.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-84.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-84</image:title><image:caption>A leather tab to raise the window.  There is no air conditioning, just windows that open.  What a concept.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-77.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-77</image:title><image:caption>I just like this shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-75</image:title><image:caption>Even the little details are well done.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-71</image:title><image:caption>Solid brass control lever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-69.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-69</image:title><image:caption>The driver at work.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-64</image:title><image:caption>Real leather straps to hold onto when standing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trolley-60.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trolley-60</image:title><image:caption>Control cab.  There is one at each end of the cars so they can go either way without turning around.  The large brass wheel is the standing brake.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-21T05:27:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/20/memphis-tuesday-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-43</image:title><image:caption>What Bob eats is, by definition, the breakfast of champions&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-21T03:09:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/19/memphis-monday-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-39.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-39</image:title><image:caption>There is only slightly less neon here than Vegas.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-37</image:title><image:caption>Gail sure seems to hug a lot of people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-35</image:title><image:caption>Things are sort of quiet on Monday night.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-33</image:title><image:caption>More old friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-32</image:title><image:caption>Gail and Velma Rice Graham</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-31</image:title><image:caption>Diane "Perky Pants" Chapman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/75th.jpg</image:loc><image:title>75th</image:title><image:caption>This was on the ACBL webpage!!!  I'm famous!!  Sort of.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-20T16:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/18/memphis-sunday-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-25</image:title><image:caption>I think that there is still supposed to be snow around here this time of year, but the trees don't seem to know it.  I was amazed at the birds singing at midnight, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-21-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-21-2</image:title><image:caption>Now try to figure out the vulnerability.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-21</image:title><image:caption>Your basic bridge board.  The side in red is vulnerable, the side in green isn't.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-24T02:17:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/17/the-official-results/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-18T16:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/17/success/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-17</image:title><image:caption>New Zealand Elk, Wild boar and Muscovy duck all at once.  I think I'm in heaven.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T03:08:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/16/memphis-late-friday-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-12-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-12-Edit</image:title><image:caption>Meeting planner, Ask Me Girl, patron member coordinator, all around factotum and general star Wendy Sullivan.  Darned good dancer, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-10</image:title><image:caption>They live in different parts of the country now, but still play in the big tournaments.&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-17T06:38:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/16/memphis-day-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/untitled-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-8</image:title><image:caption>A bit of frivolity amongst the seriousness</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T22:24:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/15/memphis-nabc-day-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-2</image:title><image:caption>Lots and lots of players in the room, some of them famous.  The well-dressed guy here is Zia Mahmood.  He was third in his section tonight, but I don't know who his partner was.  Any day Mike and I do better than Zia is a good day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/memphis-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memphis-1</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like a nice sunset with the city's name on a tower to start things off.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T05:45:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/14/fish-gotta-swim-birds-gotta-fly-ruth-gotta-draw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-14</image:title><image:caption>Olivina Sunset, by Debbie Wardrope</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-13</image:title><image:caption>I looked at the name of this 3 times, and it just wouldn't stay in my head.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-12</image:title><image:caption>A quieter piece, showing tremendous versatility and technique in the details and the shading.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-10</image:title><image:caption>So colorful it's pushing up towards surrealism.  Blue and Gold, by Pat Suggs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-9</image:title><image:caption>The Harrington Gallery in the Firehouse arts complex, Pleasanton</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T06:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/14/good-food-cheap-wine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-8</image:title><image:caption>Laura, waitress extraordinaire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-7</image:title><image:caption>Incredibly good, incredibly cheap.  Just incredible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-4</image:title><image:caption>Sort of like mother used to make.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-3</image:title><image:caption>The pride of Lodi, goes well with spaghetti and meatballs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/forno-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>forno-2</image:title><image:caption>Little tiny wedge salad, flanked by tasty garlic prawns.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-15T06:21:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/10/broadway-by-the-iron-horse-trail/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reelblondes-81.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReelBlondes-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reelblondes-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReelBlondes-7</image:title><image:caption>Donald Trump makes a visit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reelblondes-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReelBlondes-6</image:title><image:caption>A broad view of the theater.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reelblondes-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReelBlondes-5</image:title><image:caption>Although small, this gallery has excellent depth to its exhibition</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reelblondes-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReelBlondes-4</image:title><image:caption>A second, smaller room still has a variety of works.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reelblondes-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReelBlondes-3</image:title><image:caption>A well lit room with both two and three dimensional art.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reelblondes-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ReelBlondes-2</image:title><image:caption>The theme of the current show is "Branches"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-10T08:26:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/07/creekside-inn-at-rossmoor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creekside-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creekside-10</image:title><image:caption>Grilled salmon.  I think it looks better, but there isn't a lot of difference in the taste.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creekside-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creekside-9</image:title><image:caption>Poached salmon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creekside-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creekside-5</image:title><image:caption>Huge fireplace, stone wall, peaked wooden ceiling.  The look is very Sierra Madre.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creekside-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creekside-4</image:title><image:caption>Margaret looks great even if you only give her 3 minutes notice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creekside-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creekside-3</image:title><image:caption>Lots of window space brings the outside in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creekside-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>creekside-2</image:title><image:caption>I just like this picture.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T00:18:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/07/all-the-government-we-pay-for/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/smallclaims-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SMALLCLAIMS-2</image:title><image:caption>They have the facilities, they just don't have the staff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/smallclaims-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SMALLCLAIMS-1</image:title><image:caption>While you're waiting in an interminable line, you can read why it exists.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T01:06:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/04/lunch-at-the-ritz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ritz-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RITZ-6</image:title><image:caption>The 18th green and the ocean--not a bad view for lunch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ritz-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RITZ-5</image:title><image:caption>Looking back from the shore to the chateau.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ritz-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RITZ-4</image:title><image:caption>;okj</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ritz-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RITZ-3</image:title><image:caption>;lkj</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ritz-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RITZ-2</image:title><image:caption>More of a man-sized lunch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ritz-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RITZ-1</image:title><image:caption>What a healthy meal looks like.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-05T08:17:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/03/03/my-week-with-marilyn/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-04T07:20:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/27/those-who-teach-can/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ousdband-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OUSDBAND-3</image:title><image:caption>Clarinets in this photo, but these guys played saxophone, percussion and flute, as well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ousdband-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OUSDBAND-2</image:title><image:caption>Letting it rip for the house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ousdband-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OUSDBAND-1</image:title><image:caption>The good looking members of our group.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T20:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/27/flying-low/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/horizon-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HORIZON-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-28T07:22:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/26/seattle-spaceneedle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/spaceneedle-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spaceneedle-7</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-27T07:27:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/26/max-hipness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hotelmax-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotelmax-8</image:title><image:caption>That shelf holding the iron is as deep as the closet gets.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hotelmax-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotelmax-6</image:title><image:caption>The room.  Notice the utter lack of space.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hotelmax-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotelmax-5</image:title><image:caption>The entire 'bath" room.  it is approximately 5 feet square.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hotelmax-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hotelmax-3</image:title><image:caption>That's it.  All of it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-27T06:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/25/so-im-contrary/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-27T01:53:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/22/photos-are-where-you-find-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eljarrito-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eljarrito-5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eljarrito-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eljarrito-4</image:title><image:caption>The murals on the wall are as good as the windows.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eljarrito-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eljarrito-3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eljarrito-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eljarrito-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/eljarrito-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eljarrito-1</image:title><image:caption>Just a window and paint, but the effect is stupendous.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-23T23:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/21/three-cheers-for-iris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dvbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dvbc</image:title><image:caption>My shopping cart this evening</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-22T05:17:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/21/the-art-of-giving/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/serpentine-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>serpentine-5</image:title><image:caption>Lemon buttermilk pudding with huckleberry sauce.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/serpentine-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>serpentine-4</image:title><image:caption>Seared ahi.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/serpentine-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>serpentine-3</image:title><image:caption>A seriously beautiful piece of steak.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/serpentine-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>serpentine-2</image:title><image:caption>A tiny table, a chair out into the aisle for the big boy.  The cute redhead is grand-daughter Tessa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/serpentine-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>serpentine-1</image:title><image:caption>We got there at opening time, so the place was empty.  It didn't stay that way long.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T08:04:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/20/ambivalance/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-20T21:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/17/exploring-lake-rippey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lakerippey-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAKERIPPEY-6</image:title><image:caption>The malestrom of activity when you feed the herd.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lakerippey-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAKERIPPEY-5</image:title><image:caption>Head fish wrangler Derek</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lakerippey-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAKERIPPEY-4</image:title><image:caption>Inspecting the troops</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lakerippey-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAKERIPPEY-3</image:title><image:caption>Hard to get real flamingos in California, so this plastic on will have to do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lakerippey-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAKERIPPEY-2</image:title><image:caption>One of the big boys</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lakerippey-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LAKERIPPEY-1</image:title><image:caption>Scientists studying the fauna</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T20:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/16/a-priceline-winner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pricelinehotel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pricelinehotel-1</image:title><image:caption>Not bad at all for just the one night.  And the price was really right.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-17T20:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/13/the-return-of-frank-and-elizabeth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ducks-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ducks-7</image:title><image:caption>Frank is busily watching out for danger as Elizabeth scarfs up the corn</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-16T07:47:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/12/the-iranian-job/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/separation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>separation</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-13T05:39:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/12/trivia-night-at-the-temple/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/untitled-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-32</image:title><image:caption>Those plates were full 60 seconds earlier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/untitled-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-31</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/untitled-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-28</image:title><image:caption>Rabbi Alissa Forrest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/untitled-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-25</image:title><image:caption>Very professionally done event</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/untitled-24-edit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-24-Edit</image:title><image:caption>Gail and another Linda.  Danny was playing bridge.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/untitled-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled-21</image:title><image:caption>Micky and LInda.  Current temple president Lisa on the left.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-12T22:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/02/coming-home/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120202-081004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120202-081004.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-02T13:17:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/02/01/hugo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hugo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hugo</image:title><image:caption>Asa Butterfield in Hugo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-02T03:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/31/rick-sammons-digital-delray-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chelsea-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chelsea-1</image:title><image:caption>Chelsea, our talented and beautiful model.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sammonclass-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sammonclass-6</image:title><image:caption>Back side in shadow, the high sun overhead seriously overexposed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sammonclass-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sammonclass-5</image:title><image:caption>The full overcooked HDR treatment.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sammonclass-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sammonclass-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sammonclass-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sammonclass-3</image:title><image:caption>A fine looking bunch of shutterbugs.  The little cheap tripod on the left is mine.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sammonclass-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sammonclass-2</image:title><image:caption>The final product.  Interesting, but I still have a lot to learn.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sammonclass-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sammonclass-1</image:title><image:caption>The middle of the 7 different exposures I made</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fishing-111.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishing-11</image:title><image:caption>The just look like they belong together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fishing-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishing-10</image:title><image:caption>Getting artistic.  Thinking about how to make interesting images in non-standard ways is a big part of the education.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fishing-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishing-9</image:title><image:caption>Not a bad outdoor portrait==and his shirt says it all about him.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-06T21:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/31/i-try-i-really-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/wildside-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wildside-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T20:34:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/31/smelling-like-a-giant-orange/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/brbh3-e1328025094372.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brbh3</image:title><image:caption>Not quite the way I imagine room service in a fine hotel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/brbh2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brbh2</image:title><image:caption>Not exactly Evian.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/brbh1-e1328025965619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brbh1</image:title><image:caption>The best part of the hotel.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T19:10:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/31/fishing-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gail-big-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gail Big Fish</image:title><image:caption>Catching the puffer fish.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-31T15:40:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/28/herman-cain-endorsed-newty/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-29T03:40:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/28/stirring-up-trouble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20120128-112524.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120128-112524.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T22:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/25/the-abuse-of-humor/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-26T06:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/25/what-i-hate-about-california/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/robins-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robins-8</image:title><image:caption>The trees are still bare, but the birds are back.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/robins-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robins-2</image:title><image:caption>The first robin of spring is here in my yard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-26T05:42:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/23/upscale-dennys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/camptonplace-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAMPTONPLACE-2</image:title><image:caption>What can I say but "WOW"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/camptonplace-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAMPTONPLACE-1</image:title><image:caption>Chihuly or Chihuly-lite, it's pretty impressive in either case.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-23T17:36:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/15/it-was-an-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fireopera-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireopera-29</image:title><image:caption>Eugene Brancoveanu and Valentina Osinski in Machine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fireopera-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireopera-11</image:title><image:caption>Yes, they even had surtitles--although Gail thought they were awfully difficult to read.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fireopera-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireopera-5</image:title><image:caption>The conductor and his "orchestra"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fireopera-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireopera-2</image:title><image:caption>A massive blast of flame within a glass tube provides both light and heat for the bar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-17T07:02:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/15/the-more-things-stay-the-same/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-16T02:07:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/11/just-wow/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-20T10:43:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/09/one-upped-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-10T04:25:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/07/history-is-written-by-the-victors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-14</image:title><image:caption>One of the victims.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-13</image:title><image:caption>This exhibition room is very hard to look at, but you won't read much about it at home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-12</image:title><image:caption>Maybe you shouldn't say this if you can't do it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-11</image:title><image:caption>A description of a raid led by Senator Bob Kerrey</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-10</image:title><image:caption>Our government call this "enhanced interrogation" these days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-9</image:title><image:caption>Another way of describing it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/warmuseum-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warmuseum-8</image:title><image:caption>The intensity ramps up.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-08T14:37:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/06/and-were-home/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-07T18:57:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/05/vegas-on-the-mekong/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rexhotel-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rexhotel-7</image:title><image:caption>From the Rex Hotel rooftop</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rexhotel-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rexhotel-6</image:title><image:caption>Looking down on a statue of Uncle Ho.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rexhotel-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rexhotel-5</image:title><image:caption>What Don thinks of the World Bridge Federation</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rexhotel-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rexhotel-4</image:title><image:caption>Big burger, cheese, bacon, ham and a fried egg.  This is probably a felony in Los Angeles, but it sure tastes good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rexhotel-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rexhotel-3</image:title><image:caption>The rooftop restaurant of the Rex Hotel.  That's Don way down near the stage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rexhotel-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rexhotel-2</image:title><image:caption>A different direction, still tons of traffic and lights</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rexhotel-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rexhotel-1</image:title><image:caption>From the other direction.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-06T05:51:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/04/a-fine-and-fancy-ramble-at-the-zoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-12</image:title><image:caption>This smart little fellow learned to stick his head through the fence to get petted and fed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-11</image:title><image:caption>More of the strange bird.  I think he belongs on a box of cereal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-10</image:title><image:caption>I don't think I want to play poker with this guy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-9</image:title><image:caption>I have no idea what kind of bird this is--another question for Cousin Nick.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-6</image:title><image:caption>More smart-looking than actually smart, I think.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-5</image:title><image:caption>A very strange bird is the pelican.  Or whatever this is.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-4</image:title><image:caption>For the flamingo lovers, you know who you are.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigonzoo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigonzoo-3</image:title><image:caption>Lots of banzai, larger than the Japanese do and still very intricate and interesting.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-05T05:59:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/04/not-exactly-gucci/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-9</image:title><image:caption>Not a chance of standing up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-8</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is the exact spot he went down--you just can't see where the lid fits.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-7</image:title><image:caption>Carrying the lid down with him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-6</image:title><image:caption>Picking up the camouflaged lid.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-5</image:title><image:caption>Dropping down into a very small entrance door.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-4</image:title><image:caption>Mike didn't exactly fit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-3</image:title><image:caption>Linda coming up from the first tunnel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-2</image:title><image:caption>More weaponry--spent casings from cluster bombs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cuchitunnels-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cuchitunnels-1</image:title><image:caption>Also not Gucci, a model of a guerrilla fighter.  Note that this mannequin does not have Asian features, either</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-04T16:34:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/02/saigon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lacquerchest-e1325517902485.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lacquerchest</image:title><image:caption>Not only beautifully designed, but the execution was brilliant.  Photo by Gail.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigon-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigon-11</image:title><image:caption>Proof that a pizzaiolo doesn't need to be Italian.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigon-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigon-10</image:title><image:caption>About as non-tacky and commercial as a Christmas tree can get.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigon-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigon-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigon-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigon-8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigon-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigon-6</image:title><image:caption>People bring food to sacrifice/please the gods/provide for their own ancestors/look cool in front of the neighbors.  All I know for certain is that there's a real feast here; I hope it isn't going to waste.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigon-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigon-5</image:title><image:caption>The temple is ready for the new year.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/saigon-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saigon-1</image:title><image:caption>Everyone seems to start the process by lighting a bundle of incense sticks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-02T15:41:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2012/01/02/sac-de/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-76.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-76</image:title><image:caption>Three for the price of one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-64_hdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-64_HDR</image:title><image:caption>I think this place uses half the electricity of the entire town.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-53</image:title><image:caption>Just your basic French mini-cathedral in the middle of south-east Asia.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-49</image:title><image:caption>Marguerite Duras' house.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-46</image:title><image:caption>The ornate interior</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-38</image:title><image:caption>Not only are the pineapples sweet, they cut them pretty cool, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-37</image:title><image:caption>Carrots.  Really, really big carrots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-17</image:title><image:caption>Saw this guy in a factory and liked the shot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-12</image:title><image:caption>Women operating a machine that trims the clay squares to the right size for flooring tiles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vietnam3-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam3-5</image:title><image:caption>A tumbledown house alongside the river.  Note the brick construction--this is brick city, Vietnam.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-02T10:43:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/31/headlines-of-the-year/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-31T15:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/31/back-in-vietnam/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/donlinda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donlinda</image:title><image:caption>Partying hearty in the lounge--at 10:25 pm.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vietnam2-71.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam2-71</image:title><image:caption>Two cute kids for the price of one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vietnam2-65.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam2-65</image:title><image:caption>The loom itself.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vietnam2-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam2-57</image:title><image:caption>The endless belt of punch cards that controls the weaving process.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vietnam2-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam2-40</image:title><image:caption>The long flax stalks are dyed bright colors then woven into the mats on these ancient machines.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vietnam2-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam2-30</image:title><image:caption>A face I had to photograph in the village.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vietnam2-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam2-27</image:title><image:caption>Modern Vietnam--a peasant in the fields next to a very large industrial project.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/vietnam2-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vietnam2-20</image:title><image:caption>I don't think there was anything at all typical about this farm.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-06T00:40:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/30/cambodia-wrapup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodiawrapup-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodiawrapup-7</image:title><image:caption>Across from our dock in the capital city.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodiawrapup-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodiawrapup-6</image:title><image:caption>This must be an electricians nightmare.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodiawrapup-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodiawrapup-5</image:title><image:caption>The baroque cathedrals of Europe have nothing on the temple in  Phnom Penh</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodiawrapup-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodiawrapup-4</image:title><image:caption>I guess I'm going to heaven now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodiawrapup-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodiawrapup-3</image:title><image:caption>Cute, no?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodiawrapup-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodiawrapup-2</image:title><image:caption>This is not a pretty sight</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodiawrapup-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodiawrapup-1</image:title><image:caption>Richard Avedon might not have liked this, but I do.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T11:34:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/29/the-killing-fields/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/phnompenh-64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phnompenh-64</image:title><image:caption>Some people call this "enhanced interrogation".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/phnompenh-61.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phnompenh-61</image:title><image:caption>A VIP cell--lots of space.  The prisoner was shackled to the iron bed between beatings.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/phnompenh-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phnompenh-59</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/phnompenh-58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phnompenh-58</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/phnompenh-55.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phnompenh-55</image:title><image:caption>Some of the excavated mass graves.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/phnompenh-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phnompenh-37</image:title><image:caption>The monument contains hundreds and hundreds of skulls retrieved from the ground.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-29T16:29:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/28/dinner-most-unique/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tarantuladinner-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantuladinner-16</image:title><image:caption>Celebrating a brave dinner.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tarantuladinner-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantuladinner-14</image:title><image:caption>After the spiders, this one was easy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tarantuladinner-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantuladinner-13</image:title><image:caption>As good as their word, the dish was loaded with these little beggars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tarantuladinner-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantuladinner-6</image:title><image:caption>Lovely presentation, no?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tarantuladinner-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantuladinner-3</image:title><image:caption>You won't find anything like this in the states.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/tarantuladinner-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tarantuladinner-1</image:title><image:caption>Yes, it means what it says.  And you know we had to order it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-29T18:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/27/strolling-through-the-village/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/village-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>village-18</image:title><image:caption>Working the pedals on the loom.  This doesn't provide power, just changes where the thread goes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/village-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>village-12</image:title><image:caption>Keeping the baby swinging.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/village-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>village-8</image:title><image:caption>Grandmother sitting under the house</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/village-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>village-7</image:title><image:caption>Papayas ripening on the tree</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/village-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>village-5</image:title><image:caption> A little local fixer-upper</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/village-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>village-2</image:title><image:caption>The main room--there were 3 bedrooms, too.  No bath.  Television, radio and sewing machine inside.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-28T13:59:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/27/towards-phnom-phen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia3-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia3-6</image:title><image:caption>A woman always loves a new hat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia3-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia3-5</image:title><image:caption>Even Cambodians care about food additives</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia3-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia3-4</image:title><image:caption>You don't get this many kinds of rice in Safeway</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia3-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia3-3</image:title><image:caption>Coming down is harder than going up, even for the nimblefooted Bandlers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia3-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia3-2</image:title><image:caption>These steps are darned near vertical</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia3-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia3-1</image:title><image:caption>Buddhist monks want to see Angkor Wat, too</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-27T18:49:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/25/back-on-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-213.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-213</image:title><image:caption>I could imagine this at Disneyworld, if I hadn't seen it here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-209.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-209</image:title><image:caption>The delicacy and accuracy of the carving is incredible even for today.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-199</image:title><image:caption>No more shouting--he speaks into the mic and you hear through an earpiece attached to a small radio.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-195.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-195</image:title><image:caption>This has been here for 1000 years</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-191.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-191</image:title><image:caption>These trees make a decidedly spooky backdrop for a movie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-158</image:title><image:caption>The tree started on top of the wall, then grew both up and down to encase it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-155.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-155</image:title><image:caption>He doesn't really care when his clients come back.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-26T15:52:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/25/siem-reap-cambodia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-4</image:title><image:caption>Apsana dancers in traditional costume and pose</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-28</image:title><image:caption>Seated in the tuk-tuk.  This doesn't really show much, it's just a great photo of my friends.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-25</image:title><image:caption>Mike and Linda in their tuk-tuk on the neon-lit street.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-24</image:title><image:caption>Mango and sticky rice--a great dessert and healthy, too.  That just seems wrong, doesn't it?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-23</image:title><image:caption>The duck was phenomenonal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-22</image:title><image:caption>Gail had the gyoza, the Japanese version of the pot sticker.  Served with a chili aioli which was HOT.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-20</image:title><image:caption>i think they were hoping for Trump, not Mamula</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-14</image:title><image:caption>photo©Mike Bandler, 2011</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-13</image:title><image:caption>photo©Mike Bandler, 2011</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia2-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cambodia2-11</image:title><image:caption>More temple, more jungle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-25T15:46:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/25/merry-christmas-from-siem-reap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-252.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-252</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-251.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-251</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-250.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-250</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-249.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-249</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-248.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-248</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-247</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-221</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cambodia-216.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cambodia-216</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-25T11:36:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/24/ha-long-bay/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-280</image:title><image:caption>The IndoChina Sails cruise line takes safety seriously.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-338.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-338</image:title><image:caption>Who could say not to this cutie?  Besides me?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-334.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-334</image:title><image:caption>High class bathroom</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-333.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-333</image:title><image:caption>Our room was tiny but pleasant.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-281.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-281</image:title><image:caption>Junks.  Lots and lots of junks.  And everyone of them a floating hotel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-381</image:title><image:caption>I didn't fly 12,000 miles to buy a package of Oreos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-375.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-375</image:title><image:caption>Sunrise, Ha Long Bay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-373</image:title><image:caption>Linda was a natural, Mike is still getting the hang of it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-371.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-371</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/halongbay-362.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halongbay-362</image:title><image:caption>More sunrise</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-24T19:28:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/20/living-like-a-king/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-109.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-109</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-107.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-107</image:title><image:caption>A man who is justly proud of his job.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-105-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-105-2</image:title><image:caption>Mom, dad and the baby all on a scooter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-105.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-105</image:title><image:caption>The mass of motorbikes at a rare stoplight</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-104.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-104</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-103.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-103</image:title><image:caption>Street photographer caught in the act</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-101.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-101</image:title><image:caption>Just kicking back and watching life go by</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-97.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-97</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-95.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-95</image:title><image:caption>Beef on the left, "Ca Ka" fish on the right</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hanoi-94-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanoi-94-2</image:title><image:caption>Gail's lamb chops and yellow stuff.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-22T03:07:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/19/hanoi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ticket-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ticket-2</image:title><image:caption>Looks like 7:30 to me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jal-food-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jal food-2</image:title><image:caption>Food as art reaches an apotheosis in Asia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/doofus-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doofus-2</image:title><image:caption>All I could think of was Kenneth the page from 30 Rock</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-20T04:48:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/17/another-adventure/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-18T06:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/17/it-just-keeps-getting-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/program-images-christmas1.png</image:loc><image:title>program-images-christmas1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-18T17:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/15/a-dive-gone-upscale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/townhouse-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>townhouse-9</image:title><image:caption>You can keep telling yourself you're eating this for your health.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/townhouse-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>townhouse-7</image:title><image:caption>And she's good at her job, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/townhouse-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>townhouse-8</image:title><image:caption>An old building, a new look.  Notice the huge party at the long table--not a good sign for us.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-18T21:21:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/13/half-glass-service/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/martini-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martini-7</image:title><image:caption>Just a half a martini--all it takes to keep the customer satisfied.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-14T13:53:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/10/art-in-the-big-city/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/schneider-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schneider-12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/schneider-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schneider-8</image:title><image:caption>"Angel"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/schneider-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schneider-7</image:title><image:caption>"Destiny".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/schneider-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schneider-6</image:title><image:caption>Doug and a young art fan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/schneider-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schneider-3</image:title><image:caption>The Dreamers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/schneider-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schneider-2</image:title><image:caption>"Family Vacation"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/schneider-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schneider-1</image:title><image:caption>Gail watched this on come together last week in the artists studio.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-11T02:34:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/09/art-in-walnut-creek/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bedford-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedford-10</image:title><image:caption>This good looking guy sat in front of me in math and English class</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bedford-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedford-9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bedford-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedford-7</image:title><image:caption>A high class photo exhibit right here in town.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bedford-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedford-4</image:title><image:caption>These Jeff Castleman photos were classified with the portraits, but might have been considered conceptual work, too.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bedford-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedford-3</image:title><image:caption>The swirling mob</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bedford-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bedford-2</image:title><image:caption>The art was nicely displayed--not too close, in good relation to each other</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-10T01:58:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/08/the-excitement-is-building/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-13T01:00:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/04/now-im-really-depressed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/20111204-092352.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20111204-092352.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-04T17:45:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/04/incomprehensible/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-172.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-17</image:title><image:caption>Somebody spent a lot of time and money creating this</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-04T09:17:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/04/thats-the-news-and-i-am-outta-here/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-16</image:title><image:caption>Santa Claus and the little drummer boy rolled into one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-13</image:title><image:caption>That's one beautiful piece of fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-14</image:title><image:caption>These people are having a drink outdoors.  It was 37 degrees.  I don't get it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-12</image:title><image:caption>Prime Rib, onion rings, chopped salad.  That's fresh horseradish grated on top of the meat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-11</image:title><image:caption>All the walls.  I never knew beer pulls were an art form</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-10-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-10-2</image:title><image:caption>The walls of Von's are decorated with an amazing collection of beer pulls</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T03:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/03/another-one-bites-the-dust-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-05T05:33:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/03/some-good-news/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-04T00:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/2011/12/01/another-day-another-masterpoint/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-10</image:title><image:caption>The Sheraton is projecting this on the sidewalk.  I think it's a nice touch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-9</image:title><image:caption>The sign where I went to buy the entry.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-8</image:title><image:caption>I think the chitarra (guitar) was out of tune.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/seattle-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seattle-7</image:title><image:caption>The richest meal Linda's had in ages.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-02T23:23:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://totallyunauthorized.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2020-03-19T05:02:10+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
