Totally Unauthorized

And so the Marx Brothers theme continues. Who can I get to replace Margaret Dumont?

We’re at ATT Park for the “free” opera simulcast. The place is packed, including the entire outfield where people are spread out on their blankets.

Free is a misnomer when you are in a place where the fries cost $7 and the Diet Coke is $5. A hot dog and fries dinner set me back half a C note, but the fries were cold and the service was rotten to make up for the prices.

We got here at 6:30. The opera starts at 8:00, but you have to find a seat and stand in line for your food

We’re seeing Aida tonight, and the show is about to start. See you later