Google will rule the earth
Just after midnight, I tried to Google something and noticed the doodle. “What’s with the cake?” I wondered, then I realized that since it was after 12 it was my birthday, February 13.
I have great hopes that the Google doodle is celebrating my birthday on every computer in the world, but I suppose it’s more likely that they know which computer is mine. Those people are smart.
My phone should know that sort of thing, too, but Apple won’t be wishing me a Happy B’day. Only Google. Which is why they will take over the Earth, and soon.