Honesty is not the best policy
I’m on board my flight home from London. Except it isn’t—they are going to take me off and send me somewhere to get screened yet again and given a certificate.of health
I made the mistake of telling the flight crew that I have chronic bronchitis and they needn’t worry.
That set the British nanny state into overdrive and they contend I need this certificate to enter the US. I’ve got $10 says nobody in San Francisco ever looks at it.
So I’m off this flight, but they claim there is another this afternoon I will make.